What are the most interesting funny asd stories you know?

Sure. There was a boy with ASD who had an amazing memory for train schedules. One day, his family was planning a trip. They were all confused about the best train to take. But the boy just rattled off all the details of the different trains, their departure times, and which ones had the smoothest rides. It was really funny and also super helpful for his family.

A professional photographer who always criticized others for using their phone cameras. He said that real photography could only be done with a high - end camera. However, one time when he was out without his camera and witnessed a truly amazing sunset, he ended up using his phone to take a picture. The photo he took with his phone was actually much better than some of the ones he took with his professional camera.

One little girl was given a toy microphone. She thought she was a famous singer. She started singing at the top of her lungs in the middle of the supermarket. Everyone around was amused by her confidence and the off - key singing.

One funny story is about a place that prohibited dancing in the streets. But one day, a traveling circus came to town. The performers were so used to dancing everywhere that they started dancing in the street without realizing. The local people were both shocked and amused. They didn't know whether to stop them or just enjoy the show.

One story is that a tortoise tried to climb a tree. It was so determined. It would stretch its little legs as far as they could go, trying to reach the first branch. But of course, it couldn't really get very far. It just kept slipping back down and yet it didn't give up for a long time.

Well, there's a story where a fish decided to climb a tree. It was tired of swimming all day and thought life on land in a tree would be more exciting. So, it flopped out of the water and started trying to wriggle its way up the trunk. Of course, it couldn't really get far, but it was a hilarious sight for the other animals.

I know of a story where a family was fasting together. The kids were trying really hard to be good. One of the kids thought that if he just smelled the food, it wouldn't break his fast. So he stuck his nose right into a bowl of soup. But then he accidentally got some soup on his nose and licked it off without thinking. His siblings saw and couldn't stop giggling. His parents had to gently remind him about the rules of fasting.

There's a story about a kikuyu boy who thought he could fly like a bird. He climbed up a tree and jumped, flapping his arms wildly. Fortunately, he landed in a big bush and was unhurt but looked extremely comical.

A tweaker once decided to tweak his TV remote. He ended up changing all the buttons' functions so that when he pressed the volume up, it changed the channel, and vice versa. It took him weeks to figure out how to fix it.

There's a story about a narrator at a historical reenactment. He was supposed to be serious but he accidentally mixed up the names of two important historical figures. Instead of talking about King Henry VIII, he started talking about King Henry VI and gave all these wrong details in a really animated way. It was hilarious.