What are the most memorable funny waitress stories you've heard?

I remember a server story where a user was so excited to share their new pet's picture, but they uploaded the wrong file which was just a really blurry and unrecognizable mess. We all guessed what it could be, from a mythical creature to a new kind of abstract art. It was really funny.

A boy once confessed his feelings to a girl by dressing up as a pizza delivery guy and when she opened the door, he said 'I'm not just delivering pizza, I'm delivering my heart'. It was so unexpected and funny.

A friend told me about a party where they played a game of 'Who Am I?'. One person had the name of a really obscure historical figure. Instead of giving normal clues, he started making up crazy things like 'I have a pet unicorn'. It made the whole game chaotic and super funny.

Once, there was a school-wide competition for the best school uniform design. One student came up with a design that was so outlandish. It had huge ruffles and bright neon colors. When he modeled it on stage, everyone was shocked at first, but then couldn't stop laughing. The judges had a hard time keeping straight faces too.

I heard of a paladin who was very strict about following the code of honor. But during a tavern brawl, he accidentally punched a barrel of ale instead of the thug he was aiming for. The ale sprayed everywhere, drenching the whole party and making them smell like a brewery for days. It was a mess but also really funny.

I heard about a tailgate where someone tried to roast marshmallows on a propane stove but ended up setting a small part of their tent on fire. Fortunately, they quickly put it out and then everyone joked about it all day.

One housekeeper was cleaning a bathroom and found a rubber duck with a very strange expression. She decided to take pictures of it in different 'poses' around the house while cleaning. When the family saw the pictures later, they couldn't stop laughing. The housekeeper had unknowingly created a little photo series with the duck.

I once heard about a couple where the guy proposed while they were skydiving. He managed to hold the ring box in his hand all the way down and showed it to her just before they landed. It was so unexpected and she was so thrilled. It was a story full of adventure and fun.

One memorable one was a girl confessing that she thought her mom was a spy. Because her mom always seemed to know everything she did, even when she was super sneaky. Turns out her mom just had a sixth sense for her daughter's antics.

Well, I heard about a housekeeper who mistook a decorative rock for a piece of dirt and tried to sweep it up. It wouldn't budge, and they were so confused until they realized it was a rock. Another story is that a housekeeper found a whole collection of action figures arranged in a battle scene on the dresser. It was really unexpected and made them chuckle.