What are the most memorable funny server stories you've heard?

I heard about a server who accidentally spilled water on a customer. The customer was really nice about it and joked, 'At least it's not hot coffee like in those lawsuit stories!' The server was so relieved and they ended up having a great conversation. It shows that a little humor can turn an awkward situation around.

A really memorable one was about a kid learning to walk. He was waddling around like a little duck. His parents were trying to encourage him and he took a big step forward, but then his diaper slipped down a bit. He just stood there looking confused while everyone around him was in stitches.

There was a story about a couple at a buffet. The woman was on a diet and the man kept teasing her by bringing her huge plates of food. She got so mad at him but in a really comical way.

I heard about a waitress who accidentally tripped while carrying a tray full of drinks. But instead of getting upset, she just started doing a little dance on the floor as if it was part of the show. The customers loved it and even tipped her extra.

A boy once confessed his feelings to a girl by dressing up as a pizza delivery guy and when she opened the door, he said 'I'm not just delivering pizza, I'm delivering my heart'. It was so unexpected and funny.

A friend told me about a party where they played a game of 'Who Am I?'. One person had the name of a really obscure historical figure. Instead of giving normal clues, he started making up crazy things like 'I have a pet unicorn'. It made the whole game chaotic and super funny.

Once, there was a school-wide competition for the best school uniform design. One student came up with a design that was so outlandish. It had huge ruffles and bright neon colors. When he modeled it on stage, everyone was shocked at first, but then couldn't stop laughing. The judges had a hard time keeping straight faces too.

I heard of a paladin who was very strict about following the code of honor. But during a tavern brawl, he accidentally punched a barrel of ale instead of the thug he was aiming for. The ale sprayed everywhere, drenching the whole party and making them smell like a brewery for days. It was a mess but also really funny.

I heard about a tailgate where someone tried to roast marshmallows on a propane stove but ended up setting a small part of their tent on fire. Fortunately, they quickly put it out and then everyone joked about it all day.

One housekeeper was cleaning a bathroom and found a rubber duck with a very strange expression. She decided to take pictures of it in different 'poses' around the house while cleaning. When the family saw the pictures later, they couldn't stop laughing. The housekeeper had unknowingly created a little photo series with the duck.