Tell the story of man outsmarts cop with magic bag of weed.

Once there was a magical bag of weed. A stoner thought it was just an ordinary bag. But when he opened it, instead of the usual amount, there were tiny weed plants growing inside, like a mini - garden. It was so unexpected that he couldn't help but laugh.

Maybe the magic bag has the ability to create illusions. The man could make it seem like there is a dangerous animal or situation in front of the cop. The cop would be startled and the man could take the opportunity to run away. Also, the bag might be able to project holographic images. So the man could project a false roadblock or something similar to mislead the cop and make his getaway.

A cop stopped a car and the driver was super nervous. The cop thought he was hiding weed. But when he searched the car, all he found was a bag of oregano that the driver's mom had given him to take home for cooking. The cop couldn't stop chuckling at the misunderstanding.

The magical bag of weed could play tricks. It could be that when someone reaches in to grab some, their hand gets stuck until they tell a really bad weed - related pun. So they start making up things like 'Why did the weed go to school? To get higher education!' and then their hand is released.

Well, there was this one time. A cop pulled over a guy who had a bunch of what looked like weed in his car. But it turned out to be some really bad - looking fake weed the guy had bought as a joke. The cop was so confused at first, thinking he had made a big bust. Then when he realized it was fake, he just laughed it off and gave the guy a warning about not driving around with stuff that could be mistaken for drugs.

The bag man lurked in the alley. I heard his raspy breath, then he opened his bag and darkness swallowed me.

I'm not sure which specific 'bombastic bag man story' you're referring to. There could be various fictional or even some local tales with such a name. Maybe it's a made - up story about a man with a bag who has a bombastic or over - the - top personality or adventure.

I'm not sure which specific 'Magic Man Story' you are referring to. There could be many stories with such a title. It could be about a man with magical powers like the ability to fly, or to make things disappear. Maybe it's a local folktale or a made - up story by someone.

Once there was a king who thought he was the smartest. A wise man came to his court. The king said he would give a large reward if the wise man could answer a riddle. The riddle was very tricky. But the wise man thought for a while and then gave an answer that was so clever. He used his knowledge of nature and human behavior. The king was amazed and had to give the reward. This shows that wisdom can be more powerful than a king's authority.

The bag man lurked in the alley. His empty sack awaited a victim.