What are some of the most popular catholic jokes and funny stories?

Here's a Catholic joke. A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'What is this? Some kind of joke?' Another one: A Catholic mother is teaching her son about the Trinity. She says, 'Well, son, it's like an egg. There's the shell, the white, and the yolk, but it's all one egg.' And the son replies, 'Mom, so when we have breakfast, are we having Trinity for breakfast?'

A popular joke: Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience. For a popular funny story, there was a man who tried to train his dog to play poker. He spent weeks teaching it the rules. Finally, when he invited his friends over to play, the dog just sat there and stared at them. When the man asked why, the dog said, 'How can I play? You guys haven't dealt the cards yet!'. It was hilarious. The story has been passed around a lot.

A popular Nigerian joke is about the traffic. A man said, 'In Lagos, if you are in traffic for only one hour, you should thank God it's not a holiday!' Lagos traffic is notoriously bad and this joke makes light of the situation.

Well, there's the story where akpos tried to bake a cake. He followed the recipe wrong in so many ways. He added salt instead of sugar in large amounts. When his mother tasted it, she made a face and Akpos said, 'I thought it was a new kind of diet cake for people who don't like sweet things!' His misadventures in the kitchen are always good for a laugh. The details of his wrong steps and his creative explanations make this story really funny.

Well, a popular joke is: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, there was a woman who was trying to lose weight. She had a dream that she was at a buffet and she was so happy. But then she woke up and realized she had just eaten a pillow.

There was a Catholic school where the teacher asked the students to draw a picture of their favorite saint. One little boy drew his grandpa and said, 'He's my saint because he always gives me candy.' It was a really cute and funny misunderstanding of the concept of saints but also showed the child's simple view of someone being special and good like a saint.

One funny story was when a group of students were supposed to be making communion wafers as part of a class project. But they accidentally made them way too big and thick. When it was time for communion, the priest had a hard time getting them into his mouth. It was quite a sight.

A girl once confessed that she lied to her parents about doing her homework. She said she told them she had finished it all, but in reality, she had only done half. Then she went on to explain how she had to quickly hide her unfinished work when her parents came to check. It was a humorous account of a common childhood fib.

Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.

One joke is: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Simple and easy to remember, right?