What are the most interesting funny meth psychosis stories you know?

One story I heard was about a guy in meth psychosis who thought he was a superhero. He climbed onto the roof of his house and tried to 'fly' off. Luckily, he just landed in a big bush and wasn't seriously hurt.

One horror story is about a person on meth who started seeing shadowy figures that weren't there. He was constantly paranoid, thinking these 'creatures' were out to get him. He barricaded himself in his room, but the hallucinations got worse. Eventually, he ended up hurting himself trying to fight off the non - existent threats.

I heard of a case where a meth addict in psychosis started to hear voices constantly telling him to harm others. He fought against these voices for a while, but eventually he couldn't take it anymore and attacked a stranger on the street. It was a tragic situation as he had no real intention to harm anyone before the meth took over his mind and led to this terrifying psychosis.

There was a story of a meth head who believed he was a superhero. He ran around the neighborhood wearing a curtain as a cape, trying to'save' people from imaginary villains. He would jump in front of cars, thinking he could stop them with his bare hands. Thankfully, the drivers were able to stop in time and no one got hurt.

There's a story about a woman who accidentally put salt instead of sugar in her coffee. She took a big sip and spat it out all over her new dress. And then she started chasing her cat around the house thinking it was the cat's fault. It was a crazy chain of events that was really funny. This shows how little things can lead to such comical situations. It also reminds us to be more careful, especially when we are half - asleep in the morning and doing routine things like making coffee.

A professional photographer who always criticized others for using their phone cameras. He said that real photography could only be done with a high - end camera. However, one time when he was out without his camera and witnessed a truly amazing sunset, he ended up using his phone to take a picture. The photo he took with his phone was actually much better than some of the ones he took with his professional camera.

One little girl was given a toy microphone. She thought she was a famous singer. She started singing at the top of her lungs in the middle of the supermarket. Everyone around was amused by her confidence and the off - key singing.

One funny story is about a place that prohibited dancing in the streets. But one day, a traveling circus came to town. The performers were so used to dancing everywhere that they started dancing in the street without realizing. The local people were both shocked and amused. They didn't know whether to stop them or just enjoy the show.

One story is that a tortoise tried to climb a tree. It was so determined. It would stretch its little legs as far as they could go, trying to reach the first branch. But of course, it couldn't really get very far. It just kept slipping back down and yet it didn't give up for a long time.

Well, there's a story where a fish decided to climb a tree. It was tired of swimming all day and thought life on land in a tree would be more exciting. So, it flopped out of the water and started trying to wriggle its way up the trunk. Of course, it couldn't really get far, but it was a hilarious sight for the other animals.