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Can you share some interesting jokes stories?

2024-12-12 19:48
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There is a joke story about a snail. A snail gets mugged by two turtles. When the police ask him what happened, he says, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' And here is another. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor replies, 'How long have you felt this way?' The man says, 'Ever since I was a puppy.'

One joke story goes like this. A bear walks into a restaurant and says, 'I want a grilled cheese.' The waiter says, 'What's with the pause?' The bear says, 'What do you mean? I'm a bear!' Another funny one is that a fish goes to a psychic and says, 'You gotta help me out. I keep having these dreams about being a wall.' The psychic says, 'Relax, it's just your inner masonry.'

Can you share some interesting English jokes stories?

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2024-11-06 00:41

A joke goes like this. What's brown and sticky? A stick. It's a very short and straightforward joke that plays on the obvious connection between 'brown and sticky' and a'stick'.

Can you share some interesting apartment jokes and funny stories?

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2024-12-12 02:24

Here's an apartment joke. A tenant complained to the landlord, 'There's a strange noise in my apartment all night.' The landlord replied, 'Well, you're not exactly a quiet neighbor either. I heard you singing in the shower this morning.'

Can you share some jokes that are stories?

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2024-12-01 21:12

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Can you share some jokes with stories?

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2024-11-03 09:47

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words. 'Turned into' can mean both physically transformed and entered. It's a simple yet funny joke with a bit of a story-like element to it.

Share some interesting Little Johnny jokes and stories.

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2024-11-16 03:16

One day, the teacher asked Little Johnny, 'If I give you two cats, then two more, and two more cats, how many will you have?' Little Johnny replied, 'Seven!' The teacher was puzzled and said, 'No, listen carefully. If I give you two cats, then two more, and two more cats, how many will you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Seven!' The teacher was getting a bit angry. 'Let me put it to you differently. If I give you two apples, then two more, and two more apples, how many will you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Six.' The teacher said, 'Good. Now if I give you two cats, then two more, and two more cats, how many will you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Seven! Because I already have a cat at home!'

Share some interesting jokes, riddles and funny stories.

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2024-11-05 11:56

Joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Riddle: What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A clock. Funny story: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Can you share some jokes and funny stories?

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2024-12-08 12:25

A joke for you. I used to be a banker but then I lost interest. And a funny story could be that a man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I drink coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye.' The doctor replied, 'Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup before you drink.'

Can you share some jokes humorous stories?

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2024-12-04 19:46

Here is a humorous story. There was a little boy who was very naughty. One day, he painted his face green and hid in the bushes. When his mother came looking for him, she was so scared that she screamed. The boy then jumped out and said 'Boo!'. His mother was both angry and amused at the same time.

Can you share some jokes or funny stories?

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2024-11-25 07:39

Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Can you share some jokes or funny stories?

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2024-11-20 08:27

A funny story for you. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words joke within a story which makes it funny.

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