What are some elements that can make a prostate exam story funny?

Well, I heard about a man who went for a prostate exam. As the doctor was about to start, the man suddenly started singing a very loud and off - key song. He said it was his way of distracting himself. The doctor was so startled at first but then found it hilarious. It turned what could have been a very awkward situation into a somewhat comical one.

A friend of mine told me that during his prostate exam, the doctor accidentally knocked over a small tray of tools. It made a big clatter and they both just looked at each other and burst out laughing. It really broke the ice and made the whole uncomfortable situation a bit more bearable.

Well, I heard once a guy was so nervous before his prostate exam that he started telling the doctor all about his childhood pets to distract himself. The doctor just listened patiently and then finally said, 'Now, let's get back to the exam.' It was really a comical situation.

Well, this is a rather inappropriate and unethical situation. A prostate exam is a medical procedure, and any sexual arousal or inappropriate behavior during it is completely unacceptable. Medical professionals are there to perform a necessary health check, not to be involved in any such improper scenarios.

I've heard of a situation where during a prostate exam, the doctor was very gentle and made small talk about the patient's hobbies. They ended up discussing fishing for a good five minutes in the middle of the exam. It was so unexpected that it was quite funny. It shows how a doctor's bedside manner can turn an otherwise nerve - wracking experience into something almost enjoyable. The patient later said he was more focused on talking about fishing than the actual exam.

There was a situation where a man went for a prostate exam. He misheard the doctor saying 'prostate' as 'prostrate'. So he laid flat on the floor instead of getting on the exam table. When the doctor came in and saw him, he was very confused. It took a while for the man to realize his mistake and by then, both of them were laughing at the silly misunderstanding.

When unexpected things happen during the exam. Say, a piece of equipment malfunctions in a silly way. I heard of a case where the examination table made a really strange creaking noise every time the doctor moved, and they both ended up laughing about it. Another aspect could be if the patient herself has a positive and humorous attitude, like making self - deprecating jokes about being nervous for the exam. This can lighten the mood not only for herself but also for the medical staff.

Well, a first prostate exam story could be about a man's initial experience with the exam. It might include his feelings of nervousness before going in, not knowing exactly what to expect. Maybe he was worried about the discomfort that he had heard others talk about. And then, during the exam, he could have been surprised at how quickly it was over.

A prostate exam twilight fanfic is likely a very niche piece of fan - created literature. It could be that an author decided to explore a more medical or real - life - scenario - based plot within the Twilight world. It might involve one of the male characters, say a human male in Forks, having to undergo a prostate exam. And this could potentially create some interesting situations when considering the presence of vampires and werewolves in the Twilight lore. Maybe the vampires' super - senses play a role in how they perceive or react to the situation, or perhaps the werewolves' pack dynamics are affected by one of their members having to deal with this medical procedure.

One common experience is a feeling of mild discomfort during the digital rectal exam. The patient may also feel a bit self - conscious. But most patients find that the doctors are very professional and try to make them as comfortable as possible.