Tell me a short funny joke story.
A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a deck of cards.' The doctor says, 'Well, I'll deal with you later.' Here, the play on words between 'deal with' in a medical sense and the action related to a deck of cards makes it a humorous short story.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Tell me a short and funny joke story, please.
A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Tell me a funny joke story.
One day, a bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' This is a really funny joke story that always makes people laugh.
Tell me a funny christmas joke story.
Sure. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes! It's a simple yet funny joke related to the Christmas season as there is often snow during Christmas.
Tell me a funny summer joke story.
A seagull was flying over the ocean in summer. It saw a fish swimming and said, 'Hey, you're looking very cool down there!' The fish replied, 'Thanks! You're looking fly up there!'
Tell me a funny dad joke story.
Here's one. A dad says to his son, 'I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!'
Tell me some clean short funny joke stories.
A guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, 'You need to stop masturbating.' The guy asks, 'Why?'. The doctor replies, 'Because I'm trying to examine you!' This is a bit of a silly and clean joke.
Tell some funny short joke stories
There's a joke that goes like this: A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'' The doctor replies, 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.' 'Is it common?' asks the man. The doctor says, 'It's not unusual.' Another short joke is, what's brown and sticky? A stick.
Funny gay jokes story: Can you tell me a short and funny gay joke story?
Well, there were two gay guys who adopted a cat. They named it 'Glamour Puss'. Whenever they had guests over, the cat would strut around like it owned the place, just like them. It was a running joke among their friends that the cat was the third member of their fabulous trio.
Can you tell me a joke or a funny story?
A joke for you. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Tell me a funny joke and a love story related to it.
Joke: What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner. As for a love story related to this, imagine two people who lived in houses on two sides of a corner. They would always pass by the corner but never really noticed each other. One day, they both accidentally bumped into each other at the corner while looking at their phones. They started chatting and a love story started right there at the corner.