MDMA Funny Stories: Share Your Experiences

My acquaintance was on MDMA at a beach party. He got really chatty and started telling everyone how he was going to build a sandcastle that reached the moon. He was so into it, gathering sand and trying to stack it up really high. It was a hilarious sight. But remember, MDMA is not something to be toyed with as it can cause long - term harm to the body and mind.

One funny gynecology story I heard was about a patient who was so nervous before her exam that she started reciting nursery rhymes to calm herself down. When the doctor walked in, she was in the middle of 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star' and the doctor joined in for a moment to ease her tension.

Well, once my girlfriend and I were watching a really serious movie at home. Out of nowhere, she let out this little toot. We both just burst into laughter because it was so unexpected during that intense movie scene.

One funny story I heard was about a little boy at his First Communion. He was so nervous that when it was time to take the wafer, he accidentally sneezed right as the priest was about to place it in his mouth. Everyone had a good laugh, including the priest who just calmly waited for the boy to compose himself and then continued. It was a moment of unexpected humor in such a solemn occasion.

At school, I had a teacher who was always worried about me having low blood sugar during exams. One time, she made such a big fuss about it that she accidentally knocked over a whole stack of papers while trying to get my glucose tablets. We all had a good laugh about it later.

When I hit puberty, I had a growth spurt. But I wasn't used to my new height. I kept bumping into things. One time, I walked straight into a glass door because I misjudged the distance. I thought there was more space between me and the door. My friends still tease me about it to this day.

One funny potty training story I have is when my nephew was being potty trained. He was so excited about his new 'big boy' potty that he wanted to take it everywhere. One day, he dragged it all the way to the living room and sat on it while watching his favorite cartoon. He thought it was normal to use it anywhere as long as it was his potty.

Once, my friend was dating this guy who was super into fitness. He made her do these crazy early - morning workouts. One day, he dragged her to a 5 - am jog. She was so tired and grumpy that she accidentally tripped him. They had a huge fight right there on the sidewalk. It was kind of funny in a messed - up way.

In our church, there was an old lady who accidentally put her reading glasses in the offering instead of money. When she realized it later, she laughed and said God must have wanted her to see things more clearly in His way. It brought a lot of laughter during the collection time.

One funny pregnancy story I heard was about a woman who had such intense cravings that she once sent her husband out at 3 am to find a specific brand of ice cream from a store miles away. And when he finally came back with it, she took one bite and decided she didn't want it anymore. It was hilarious but also a typical crazy pregnancy craving situation.