What does 'wife wanking me story' mean? (Interpret in a non - vulgar way)

If we avoid the vulgar misinterpretation, it could potentially mean that a wife shares a story related to her husband's rooster (a real rooster perhaps if they are involved in farming or have a rural - related anecdote). For example, if they have a pet rooster and there are some interesting incidents about it.

If we look at it in a non - vulgar sense, 'huge cock' could potentially be a metaphor for something big like a large possession or a grand idea. And an 'older man story' could be about the experiences, adventures or lessons of an older gentleman.

It could potentially mean stories about a wife becoming pregnant if we take 'bred' in a more family - friendly sense of reproduction. For example, it could be about the journey of a couple expecting a child, like the changes in the wife's life, the preparations they make together, and their excitement for the new arrival.

Perhaps 'bro' here is just a very close friend. And'makes me scream' could be metaphorical for making you extremely excited or impressed. So it could be about a story where this friend did something so cool, like a heroic act or a really funny prank that had you really worked up in a positive, non - sexual way.

One way is to think of it as every male individual having a unique life story related to his gender identity. Just like we all have different stories about growing up, learning about our bodies, and interacting with others based on our gender.

It could potentially mean in a non - sexual way that while a person is asleep, their wife is perhaps taking a lot from them, like draining their energy or resources in a more metaphorical sense. For example, if a man is really tired from work and all he wants to do is sleep, but his wife has a lot of household tasks for him to do when he wakes up, it might feel like she's'sucking him dry' of his rest and relaxation time.

In a non - vulgar context, a gloryhole could refer to a small opening or hole in a structure for a specific purpose, like in some old - fashioned buildings where it might be a small access hole for maintenance.

In a non - vulgar context, 'cum' can be a preposition meaning 'together with' or 'combined with'. For example, 'cumulative' is related to the idea of things adding up or coming together over time.

Interpreting a story means understanding its deeper meaning and messages beyond the surface plot.

Well, if we take it out of a vulgar sense, perhaps it could be a story about the rough or difficult aspects of the study of sex in a scientific or sociological context. For example, researchers might face rough situations when trying to study sexual behavior in a conservative society, like facing resistance from the community or difficulties in getting accurate data.