Tell me a funny christmas light story you know.

A teacher planned a Christmas carol singing event. She was leading the singing when she suddenly forgot the lyrics of 'Jingle Bells'. She made up some really silly words on the spot, and the students burst into laughter. They all had a great time singing the 'new version' of the song.

Once upon a Christmas, Santa was having a really bad hair day. His hat just wouldn't sit right on his unruly white hair. As he was climbing down a chimney, his hat got stuck and he tumbled into the living room, right into the Christmas tree. Presents went flying everywhere, and the family's cat, thinking it was a new plaything, started chasing Santa around the room. Santa was so flustered that he accidentally grabbed a carrot instead of a cookie and munched on it while trying to escape the cat.

One Christmas, a family decided to have a real Christmas tree. They went to the lot and picked out a huge, beautiful tree. When they got it home and set it up, they realized they had forgotten to measure the height of their living room. The tree was so tall it bent against the ceiling, looking like a giant green question mark. It was hilarious, but they managed to trim it a bit and it became a very memorable Christmas tree.

There was this little boy at school. He was asked to draw a picture of his family. He drew a picture of his mom, dad, and himself. But when the teacher asked where his sister was, he said, 'She's at the store buying some more crayons because I need to draw her.' This is funny because of the innocent logic of the child.

Once there was a dog who stole a man's wig and ran around the park with it on his head. People were chasing him, thinking it was some strange furry monster. It was hilarious.

Once there was a man who went to a zoo. He saw a giraffe and thought it would be fun to feed it a donut. So he climbed the fence, held out the donut. The giraffe just stared at him, then very slowly bent down and took the donut from his hand with its long tongue. But then it sneezed right in the man's face! The man was so startled that he fell backwards into a small pond full of ducks. The ducks quacked loudly as if scolding him for disturbing their peace. It was a hilarious mess.

Once upon a Christmas, there was a little elf named Jingle. He was in charge of decorating the Christmas trees in Santa's workshop. One day, a naughty reindeer named Rudolph played a prank and switched all the ornaments. Jingle was so confused at first but then he turned it into a fun game. He started to create new and wacky designs with the mixed - up ornaments. Santa saw it and laughed so hard that he decided to keep the new look for some of the trees that year.

Once upon a Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. His reindeer ate all the carrots for Rudolph's shiny nose. So, Santa had to use a flashlight instead. When he landed on a roof, the family's dog barked so loudly that Santa dropped his sack of toys. The toys rolled down the roof and into the chimney. The family woke up to a very strange noise and found their living room filled with toys and a flashlight - shining right on Santa who was stuck in the chimney!

Once upon a Christmas, little Timmy was so excited to open his presents. He ran to the tree and grabbed the biggest box. When he opened it, out popped a puppy! The puppy immediately licked his face, and Timmy was laughing so hard. He named the puppy Snowy because it was white as snow. It was the best Christmas ever for Timmy.

Well, there was this redneck family at Christmas. They were all set to make a big dinner. The dad was in charge of the turkey. He put it in the oven but got distracted by the football game on TV. Next thing you know, he forgot all about the turkey. When they finally remembered, the turkey was so overcooked it was like a rock. But instead of being sad, they all just laughed and ended up having a big barbecue outside with some other food. They still had a great Christmas, full of laughter and family fun.