Can you share some hilarious short stories?

Sure. Once there was a man who went to a pet store to buy a parrot. The store owner said the parrot would repeat any word it heard. So the man bought it. When he got home, he tried to make the parrot talk but it didn't say a word. The man returned to the store very angry. The store owner said he never lied. The man then realized he was so quiet at home that the parrot had nothing to repeat.

Sure. One day, a man went to the zoo. He saw a gorilla looking sad in the cage. So he started making funny faces at it. The gorilla got so excited that it ran to the glass, slipped and fell flat on its face. It was hilarious.

Here's one. A young woman was learning to drive. She was so nervous that when she saw a stop sign, she slammed on the brakes really hard. But she was on a dirt road and the sudden stop made a huge cloud of dust. Just then, a cowboy on a horse rode by and said, 'Whoa there, little lady. You don't need to raise that much dust just to stop!' It was really funny.

Sure. There was a teacher who once accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion that a naughty student had placed on his chair right before class. The whole class burst into laughter as the teacher jumped up in surprise. It was really funny.

Well, there's this story of a couple. The man was a very clumsy person. One day, he planned a romantic picnic for his girlfriend. But as he was setting up, he accidentally sat on the cake he had brought. His girlfriend arrived to find him with cake all over his pants. Instead of getting mad, she burst out laughing. They ended up sharing the squashed cake and that became a really funny and sweet memory in their love story.

There was this haunted house story. The ghosts in the house were trying to be scary but they accidentally used the wrong potions and ended up making themselves look like funny little green blobs. They were floating around making spooky noises but just looked so silly that people couldn't help but laugh instead of being scared.

Sure. There was a story during World War II. A group of soldiers were trying to cross a river quietly at night. But one clumsy soldier accidentally slipped and made a huge splash. Instead of being caught by the enemy, the enemy thought it was some large animal and started shooting randomly in the wrong direction. The soldiers on the shore were suppressing their laughter as they watched the chaos.

Once, during a school play rehearsal, the lead actor's costume got stuck in the door as he was making a grand entrance. He ended up ripping part of it off and had to continue the scene with a half - torn costume. It was so funny that everyone in the auditorium was laughing hard.

At a Christmas party, there was a competition to see who could make the best snowman indoors using only cotton balls. One guy made a snowman that looked more like a lumpy blob with a carrot nose sticking out at a strange angle. Everyone couldn't stop laughing at his creative yet comical attempt at a snowman.

There was a time at work. We were having a team building day at a bowling alley. One of my colleagues thought he was a pro bowler. He did this big wind - up for his first throw, and the ball went straight into the gutter. Then he slipped while walking back and fell on his behind. The whole team burst out laughing.