What are the most memorable funny stewardship stories?

At an animal shelter, the steward was in charge of cleaning the kennels. One day, he put a little puppy in a temporary pen while he cleaned its kennel. But the puppy found a small hole in the pen and escaped. It ran around the shelter, jumping on the other animals and causing chaos. The steward chased it all around, slipping on some wet floors, and finally caught it when it got tired. It was a hilarious sight for the other staff members.

Sure. One funny stewardship story is about a church steward who accidentally locked himself in the storage room while looking for new hymnals. He was in there for hours until someone finally heard his shouts for help. It was quite a sight when they finally opened the door, and he emerged with cobwebs in his hair.

There was a park steward who tried to organize a duck - feeding event. He brought a huge bag of duck food. But as he was walking towards the pond, a group of geese saw him and started chasing him, thinking he was bringing food just for them. He ran around the park with the geese in hot pursuit until he finally reached the pond and the ducks came to his rescue by surrounding him, scaring the geese away.

In 2020, my local community organized a drive - by birthday parade for a 90 - year - old neighbor. The cars were all decorated with balloons and signs. But one car's balloons got loose and started flying all over the place. It was chaos but also really funny. It made the old man laugh a great deal.

One memorable one is about a man who left his beloved old hat to his parrot in his will. The parrot would then perch on the hat and cackle as if it knew it was now the owner of this special hat.

Well, there's a story where a person called 911 because their ice cream cone melted too fast. They were so distraught over losing their treat that they thought it was a major crisis. Another is when someone called because their cat was stuck on the roof, but the cat came down right as the firefighters arrived. It was hilarious.

The one where a cat got stuck in a box and thought it was being sneaky while everyone could see it. It was quite funny.

A memorable one is when a Winston player went into his Primal Rage form at the wrong time. He thought the enemy team was about to attack, but they were actually retreating. So he ended up chasing after their backs, growling and swinging his arms, looking really silly as they just ran away from him without any real fight.

One memorable story is about a cattle rancher who found a koala sitting on one of his cows. The koala seemed to be enjoying the ride as the cow grazed. Another is when a group of miners in the outback witnessed a family of wombats digging a hole right next to their mining site. The wombats were so determined and didn't seem to care about the miners at all. It was hilarious.

A memorable one was when a guy thought he could talk to animals after having 4 Loko. He was in the park and started having a full - on conversation with a squirrel, believing that the squirrel was answering him back. His friends recorded it and it became a really funny video to look back on.