Share some of the best stoner stories.

Sure. One stoner funny story is about a guy who was so high that he tried to microwave his shoes because he thought they were cold. Another one is a stoner who mistook a cat for a small dog and started chasing it around the yard thinking it was a really strange - looking dog. And there was also a stoner who, while looking at a ceiling fan, was convinced that it was a flying saucer about to abduct him.

Sure. One time a stoner friend of mine was so high that he tried to put his keys in the fridge instead of the door lock. He just stood there for a good five minutes, confused as to why the door wouldn't open.

Sure. There's a stoner ghost story about a group of friends who were smoking in an old abandoned house. They started seeing shadowy figures that seemed to move with the smoke. As they got more scared, the figures got closer, and they heard strange whispers. They ran out of the house as fast as they could.

'Trainspotting' by Irvine Welsh can also be considered. It delves deep into the lives of heroin addicts in Edinburgh. Although it's more about heroin than just stoner culture in a traditional sense, it has a similar edgy and raw exploration of the drug - influenced lifestyle. The book is written in a very engaging Scots dialect, which adds to its authenticity and charm, and it really makes you feel like you're in the world of those characters dealing with addiction and the consequences.

Sure. Once a stoner thought his lighter was a phone and tried to make a call with it. He held it up to his ear and was yelling 'Hello?' into it. It was really hilarious.

There could be a stoner bedtime story about a wizard who lives in a big, old tower. This wizard has a pet dragon that is very gentle and loves to curl up by the fireplace. One night, the wizard decides to go on a journey to find a rare herb that has the power to make dreams come true. He and his dragon fly over mountains and valleys, through thick clouds and over vast oceans. Along the way, they meet other magical creatures like mermaids and centaurs who give them clues as to where the herb might be. Eventually, they find the herb on a small, uncharted island and return home to share its magic with the people in the nearby village.

One stoner horror story could be about a group of friends smoking weed in an abandoned house. They start to see strange shadows moving around them. They think it's just their high minds playing tricks at first, but then the shadows seem to get closer and more menacing. They run out of the house in a panic.

I think a really good stoner story is one that makes you laugh out loud. It might be about someone getting confused or seeing things in a really strange way while high. For example, thinking that the streetlights are aliens. And it's also great when it's a shared experience among friends, so you can all look back and have a good chuckle. When the story has these unique and funny moments, it can be considered one of the best.

One stoner girl story could be about a girl who while high, decided to paint the most amazing mural on her bedroom wall. She was inspired by the colors and patterns she saw in her mind while in that state and created a work of art that amazed all her friends.

Some stoner names could be 'Chill Chronicles', 'Mellow Moments', or 'High Happenings'.