Can you share some humour funny stories?

There was a family who left out cookies and milk for Santa. But their dog ate them all before Santa arrived. When Santa came, he left a note saying 'Your dog has a better appetite than me! Next time, keep him away from my treats.' The family laughed when they read it on Christmas morning.

There was a man who thought he was a great singer. He entered a talent show. When he started singing, it was so off - key that even the judges covered their ears. But he was so into it that he kept going. In the end, the whole audience was laughing so hard that they forgot it was a talent show. It became a comedy show for that moment.

Sure. One of my family's humour stories is when my little brother tried to imitate our grandpa's walk. He put on a pair of too - big shoes and walked around the living room waddling like a duck. Grandpa laughed so hard that he almost cried.

Sure. Here's one. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I keep seeing into the future.' The doctor says, 'When did this start?' The man replies, 'Next Tuesday.'

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. These simple and unexpected twists are what make English humour stories funny.

Sure. 'The Gift of the Magi' by O. Henry is a great one. It has a humorous and ironic twist at the end. The young couple, in their attempts to buy each other a Christmas present, end up selling their most prized possessions, which renders the gifts they bought for each other somewhat useless but in a really funny and heartwarming way.

Sure. One classic is 'The Gift of the Magi' by O. Henry. It's a story full of wit as a young couple, in their poverty, each sacrifice their most precious possession to buy a gift for the other, resulting in a humorous and heart - warming situation where their gifts are ironically related to what the other has given up.

Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.

Sure. There was a girl who tried to ride a bike for the first time. She was so nervous that she pedaled backwards instead of forwards. As a result, she just stayed in one place while making a lot of effort. Another story is about a grandpa who accidentally put on his glasses on top of his head and then spent half an hour looking for them.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'