Tell me the 'you can do it bert story'.

I'm not sure specifically which 'Bert Kreischer Raffle' you are referring to. There could be various raffles associated with him. Maybe it was a special event at one of his shows where fans could enter a raffle for backstage passes or exclusive merchandise.

Once upon a time, Bert and Ernie were in their apartment at night. All of a sudden, strange noises started coming from the closet. Ernie peeked in and saw a pair of glowing eyes. He quickly shut the door and told Bert. They huddled together, scared. But then Bert bravely grabbed a broom and opened the closet door, only to find it was just their flashlight that had fallen in a weird way and the reflection made it look like eyes.

Well, if Ernie and Bert are writing a story, they might first need to decide on the genre. Is it a fantasy story with magic and mythical creatures? Or perhaps a real - life based story about their own experiences or something they've observed. Then they'll have to think about the characters, the plot, and the setting. For example, if it's a mystery story, they'll need to create a puzzling situation and some interesting suspects.

I'm not entirely sure specifically about 'bert kreischer the machine' in full detail. But generally, Bert Kreischer is a comedian known for his wild and humorous stories. Maybe 'the machine' is a part of one of his particularly crazy and memorable tales, perhaps involving some sort of crazy adventure or situation where he was like an unstoppable 'machine' in the context of the story, whether it was in terms of partying, performing, or getting into comical mishaps.

The main idea is probably about self - confidence. Bert, in the story, is likely facing some sort of challenge and the phrase 'you can do it' is what drives him forward, whether it's a physical, mental or social challenge.

Well, if 'bert's little bedtime story' is a personal or less - known one, it might be about Bert's daily experiences that he reflects on at bedtime. Maybe it includes things like his interactions with family or friends during the day, and how those make him feel calm and ready for sleep. For example, if he had a great time playing with his pals in the park, that memory could be part of his bedtime story.

Well, if 'bert the machine' is some sort of unique or specialized machine, we would need to know more about its origin. Maybe it was created by a group of inventors for a particular purpose, like to solve a complex manufacturing problem. It could also be a machine that has an interesting history in a research facility, but again, without more information, it's just speculation.

Well, in the Bert Kreischer escape room story, he might have entered the room with a group. They could have started by looking around for obvious clues like locked boxes or strange markings on the walls. As they explored further, they may have found that different parts of the room were related to each other in terms of the puzzles. For example, a code found in one corner might be needed to unlock a cabinet in another. And throughout the process, Bert Kreischer probably used his wits and maybe some teamwork if he was with others to figure out how to get out. However, without more specific information, it's hard to tell the complete story.

I'm not sure exactly when Bert Kreischer tells that story. It might vary depending on the context or specific event.

Bert was a jack - of - all - trades in Mary Poppins. He was a chimney sweep and also had a great love for art. He was a friend of Mary Poppins and often got involved in the magical adventures with her and the Banks children. He had a carefree spirit and his own charm that added to the whimsy of the story.