Share some funny paranoia weed stories.

I heard a story where a guy got paranoid after smoking weed. He was convinced that his toaster was spying on him. He unplugged it and put it in the closet, all while whispering to it that it couldn't get his secrets. It was really hilarious how his mind just went wild.

One common theme is thinking that inanimate objects are alive or have malicious intent. Like believing your phone is listening to your thoughts after smoking weed.

In a paranoia game at a summer camp, players had to secretly pass a 'forbidden item'. One girl got really into character. She was so paranoid that she kept hiding the item in the most obvious yet unexpected places. Like she put it in the middle of a stack of plates in the kitchen. When someone found it, she screamed so loudly that everyone burst out laughing, thinking she was overreacting in the best way possible.

Well, once my friend thought he could plant weed seeds in his little garden. But he didn't know much about it. He watered it every day like crazy. In the end, all he got was some really strange - looking plants that were not even close to what he expected. It was hilarious.

Sure. One story I know is of a girl who smoked weed and then became paranoid that her phone was listening to her thoughts. She threw her phone in a drawer and covered it with a bunch of socks. Every time the phone made a noise, she would jump. It was so funny because she was so convinced that her phone was up to no good.

Sure. One funny paranoia story is about a guy who was convinced that his neighbor's cat was spying on him. Every time the cat sat by his window, he thought it was relaying information to its owner about his every move in the house. Another one is a woman who believed that the trees in her yard were whispering about her secrets when the wind blew. She would often scold the trees and tell them to be quiet.

Once, my friend thought he could hide his weed - smoking from his parents by using a vaporizer in his bathroom. But he accidentally set off the smoke alarm. The whole family panicked, thinking there was a fire. When they found out it was just the vapor, he got in so much trouble. It was hilarious in a way.

Once, my friend thought a weed brownie was just a regular brownie. He ate a whole one and then started giggling uncontrollably at the sight of a squirrel. He said the squirrel looked like it was wearing a tuxedo and doing a little dance. It was hilarious to watch him.

Well, once my friend got high on weed and thought he could fly. He climbed onto a low fence and tried to jump off, flapping his arms like a bird. Luckily, he just landed on a soft patch of grass and started laughing hysterically.

Well, there was a paranoia game session where a player thought they had figured out the 'plot' against them. They started making these wild accusations at another player, but it turned out they were completely wrong. The way they were so confident in their wrong assumptions and the look on their face when they realized their mistake was truly a funny sight. Everyone had a great laugh at their expense.