Tell me some funny boxer shorts stories.

I'm not sure specifically what your 'first boxer shorts stories' are. Maybe it could be about the first time you bought boxer shorts, like how you were excited to choose a cool pattern or a comfortable fabric in the store.

I'm not sure specifically which 'little red boxer shorts story' you are referring to. There could be many stories involving little red boxer shorts in different contexts, like a story about a child who has a favorite pair of little red boxer shorts and some adventures he has while wearing them, or it could be part of a more creative fictional narrative in a book or a movie.

Well, without knowing the story, it could be that the red color of the boxer shorts is significant. Red is often associated with boldness or being noticeable. Maybe in the story, the character who wears the little red boxer shorts is trying to stand out or be different.

Once, I participated in a charity run where everyone was supposed to wear crazy boxer shorts. There was this one guy who had boxer shorts with pictures of his pets all over them. He became the center of attention during the run and it made the whole event more fun and memorable.

I heard a story about a man who found a very old pair of boxer shorts in his attic that had been his grandfather's. There were some hand - stitched initials on them, and it led to a great family story about his grandfather's sense of style and frugality.

I heard about a man who accidentally put on his son's boxer shorts which had bright pink hearts all over them. He went to the grocery store like that and got some strange looks. He only realized when he got home and his wife burst out laughing.

It could include the feeling of putting them on for the first time. The softness of the fabric against your skin might have been a new and pleasant experience.

A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' This story plays on the idea of the bear's natural 'pause' in speech which is quite humorous.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

I'm not sure specifically which 'bored shorts christmas story' you are referring to. There could be many Christmas stories with various themes. It might be a story created by a particular individual or group known as 'bored shorts'. Maybe it's about some bored characters during Christmas and the adventures or experiences they have.