What are some of the most entertaining funny Arma 3 stories?

Well, there was this time when a squad was sneaking up on an enemy position. But one of the players accidentally set off a vehicle alarm in the distance. Instead of getting detected, the enemy thought it was one of their own messing up and started arguing among themselves. It was hilarious to watch as the squad just walked right in and captured the position.

One really entertaining Alexa story is when a user asked Alexa to tell a bedtime story, but instead of a normal one, Alexa told a story about a talking cat that goes on adventures in a digital world. It was so out - of - the - box and funny. Another is when a person asked Alexa to rate their cooking skills. Alexa said 'I don't have a sense of taste, but I'm sure if you followed the recipe, it's probably good.' This made the person chuckle. A third story is that a family played a prank on a guest by asking Alexa to keep repeating 'I see you' in a spooky voice when the guest was alone in the room. The guest's reaction was priceless.

I remember a Monopoly game where a player was constantly trying to make deals with everyone. He would offer the most outrageous trades, like trading a single railroad for a whole set of developed properties. When people declined, he would start making up stories about how that railroad was actually a secret gold mine in the Monopoly world. His creativity and persistence in making deals were quite hilarious.

I once heard about a pcp owner who decided to clean his computer tower with a vacuum cleaner. But he didn't realize that the static electricity from the vacuum could damage the components. When his computer wouldn't turn on after that, he looked so clueless. It was a funny - yet a bit sad - situation. Another funny pcp story is about a girl who was video chatting and she accidentally put on a really goofy filter thinking it was off. Her friends were laughing so hard and she had no idea why at first.

In an Arma 3 match, I was trying to parachute down to a specific location. But as I jumped out of the plane, I got caught in a tree. I was just dangling there while my teammates were trying to figure out how to get me down. They were shooting at the tree, trying to break the branches. It was a hilarious sight and a story that I love to tell.

There is an amusing Bard story about a lost unicorn. The unicorn thought it was a horse and tried to enter a horse race. But it couldn't run very fast because it kept stopping to admire its own horn. And also, the story of a sleepy dragon. Instead of breathing fire, it would just yawn and blow out little puffs of smoke that smelled like cinnamon. These Bard stories are full of humor and fun.

A group of friends set up a GoFundMe to create a 'Museum of Useless Inventions'. They had some really strange and funny ideas for exhibits, like a self - stirring coffee mug with a built - in fan to cool the coffee at the same time. They shared these ideas on the GoFundMe page, and it got funded because people thought it was such a creative and funny concept.

A really funny one was when they were shooting a music video. They had a scene where they were supposed to be walking in slow - motion all cool and tough. But Vince Neil tripped on a cable and fell flat on his face. Instead of getting mad, they all just started cracking up and decided to keep that take in the outtakes for a good laugh later.

Once, a hiker thought he saw a sasquatch. He ran back to the nearest shelter and told everyone. As it turned out, it was just a really large hiker wearing a big, furry coat. The whole situation had everyone in stitches.

There was a dog that mistook a mop for another dog. It growled and barked at it for a while. When the mop didn't respond, it nudged it with its nose and then ran away scared. Also, a dog that was sleeping on the couch and started dreaming. It was running in its sleep and ended up falling off the couch, looking very dazed when it woke up.