Can you share some funny text stories?

Sure! There was one story on Tumblr where a person tried to bake a cake but ended up mixing up the salt and sugar. Instead of a sweet cake, they got a super salty one. Their family's reactions were hilarious as they all took a bite expecting something delicious.

We should focus on positive, family - friendly and ethical topics rather than those involving nudity in any form of text stories.

Sure. Once, my friend sent me a text that said 'I'm so tired 😴'. Then I replied with 'Take a break, lazy bones 😜'. And he sent back 'I can't, too much work 🤯'. It was a simple but funny exchange using emojis.

Sure! Here's one. 😊 Once upon a time, there was a little smiley face emoticon 😀 that went on an adventure in the digital world. It met a sad face 😢 and tried to cheer it up. The smiley face told jokes using text like 'Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!'. And finally, the sad face started to laugh and turned into a happy face too.

Sure. Here's one: 😀Once upon a time, there was a 🐱 cat who always made 😜 faces. One day, it saw a 🐕 dog and sent a text with a 😏 emoji. The dog replied with a 🤔 emoji. Then the cat sent a series of 😂 emojis and a text saying it found a big fish. The dog was so jealous it sent a 😒 emoji.

Well, I have a story. My mom texted me 'I put my phone in the fridge by mistake. I thought it was my sandwich!' It was really silly. And once, my neighbor texted 'I chased a squirrel out of my yard and it ran up a tree and then stared at me like it won.' These text message stories are just the little comical moments in our daily lives that we can share and laugh about.

Well, there was a story about a 💕 emoji and a 💔 emoji. The 💕 emoji was looking for a friend and found the 💔 emoji all alone. The 💕 emoji asked 'What happened to you?' The 💔 emoji said 'I got broken in a virtual fight.' So the 💕 emoji decided to stay with the 💔 emoji to make it feel better.

Here's another. A man told his doctor that he broke his arm in two places. The doctor said, 'Well, don't go to those places any more.'

Sure. Once my friend sent a text saying 'I just saw a cat riding a skateboard!' It was so absurd that I couldn't stop laughing. Another time, my sister texted me 'I'm stuck in the washing machine. Help!' which was clearly a joke but still very funny.

There's this green text story where a group of pirates thought they had found a treasure map. They followed it religiously, only to end up on an island full of very friendly and chatty parrots. The parrots kept repeating 'no treasure here' but the pirates were too stubborn to listen and spent days digging holes all over the place.