Tell me a funny scary mommy story.

In a big mansion, there lived a mommy with her two children. She was always very strict. One day, while exploring the attic, the children found an old diary that belonged to their mommy. As they read it, they discovered that their mommy had made a deal with a dark spirit long ago. Since then, strange things started happening. Doors would slam shut on their own, and they could hear their mommy's voice calling them from empty rooms, but when they went to look, she wasn't there. It was as if a dark presence was using her form to scare them.

Well, without more context, it's hard to give a detailed 'scary mommy epic poop story'. But perhaps it was a situation where a mommy was potty - training a child and something really crazy happened during the process. For example, the child might have made a mess all over the place in a very unexpected way, and the mommy had to deal with it in an epic fashion, like cleaning up a poop trail that led all over the house.

Here's one. Mommy and her kids were in the basement looking for old toys. Mommy suddenly turned off the light and made a howling noise. The kids were really scared for a moment. Then mommy turned the light back on and had a big fake spider in her hand. She said she found the'spider king' down there. The kids screamed but then started laughing when they realized it was a joke.

Once upon a time, there was a haunted house. People said it was full of ghosts. A group of friends decided to explore it at night. As they entered, they heard strange noises. One friend got so scared that he started running around in circles. But then they found out it was just an old cat stuck in a cupboard making all the noise. They all laughed at how scared they had been.

Well, here is a story. There was a young girl named Lily. She loved to draw. One night, as she was sleeping, she had a strange dream. She found herself in a world where everything was made of paper. The trees were paper, the houses were paper, and even the animals were made of paper. Lily was so excited. She started to draw on the paper world, creating more beautiful things like colorful flowers and flying birds. But then, a big wind came and started to blow all the paper away. Lily was scared, but she remembered that she could draw again. So she quickly drew a big net to catch all the paper things. When she woke up, she realized that she could create amazing things with her drawings in the real world too.

Once upon a time, there was a little kid named Tim. One night, while he was sleeping, he heard a strange scratching noise at his window. He peeked out and saw a big, black shadow that looked like a monster. But then he realized it was just his neighbor's cat that had climbed up the tree. Tim laughed at himself for being so scared and went back to sleep.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost who lived in an old mansion. He was very scary looking with his white sheet and big black holes for eyes. But he was also really clumsy. One day, he was trying to scare a little girl who had come to explore the mansion. He floated out from behind a curtain with a loud 'BOO!'. But instead of scaring the girl, she just laughed because his sheet got caught on a nail and he couldn't move. The girl helped him free and they became friends. After that, the ghost would often play little tricks on the girl that were more funny than scary, like making the teacups dance on the table.

There was a guy named Jack. One night, he decided to go through a spooky forest just for fun. As he walked, he heard strange noises. He got really scared but then he started making these goofy faces to himself to ease the fear. Suddenly, a little squirrel jumped out, and Jack screamed like a girl. The squirrel just stared at him, twitched its nose, and ran off. Jack couldn't stop laughing at himself for being so scared of a tiny squirrel.

Once upon a time, there was a haunted house. A group of friends decided to spend a night there for fun. As they were sitting in the living room, a cold wind blew and the candles flickered. Then, a small ghost with a big smile appeared. It started to do a little dance. The friends were scared at first but then burst out laughing because the ghost's dance was so silly. It was a friendly ghost who just wanted to play some tricks.

Here's a true story. A mommy was mean in the sense that she was overprotective. She wouldn't let her teenage daughter go out with friends at all. The daughter had to miss out on school events, parties, and just normal hang - outs. The mommy was afraid something bad would happen, but this made the daughter feel trapped and lonely. It led to a lot of arguments between them.