Tell me some southern Alabama old funny stories.

In a southern Alabama town, there was a barber who was famous for his bad jokes. Every time a customer sat in his chair, he would start telling one joke after another. One day, a new customer came in who was in a really bad mood. But by the time the barber was done with his haircut and all his jokes, the customer was laughing so hard that he forgot all about his problems.

One southern funny story could be about a southern farmer who tried to teach his old mule some new tricks. He set up all these elaborate contraptions in the field, but the mule just stared at him like he was crazy and went back to chewing grass.

There could be a story about a haunted bridge in Alabama from '13 alabama ghost stories'. Often, these bridge hauntings involve a tragic event like a death. For example, a person who died in a carriage accident on the bridge and now their ghost haunts the area, making strange noises or appearing as a misty figure at night.

I think 'old alabama bedtime stories' are likely to have a certain charm. They may include stories of the early settlers in Alabama, their struggles and triumphs. Maybe there are stories about the Native American tribes that were in Alabama before, and how their cultures influenced the area. These stories could also have elements of the Southern way of life, like big family dinners and community get - togethers.

One Alabama scary story is about the old abandoned plantation house. Legend has it that at night, you can see the ghost of a slave girl who was mistreated there. She wanders the halls, moaning in pain.

There was an old lady who had a very large cat. The cat always sat on the porch and scared away the postman. One day, the postman brought a big dog with him. When the cat saw the dog, it ran into the house. The old lady laughed and said, 'I guess the cat finally met its match.' It's really a funny story about the unexpected reaction of the cat.

There's a funny old story about a little village. In this village, there was an old woman who had a pet goose. The goose was so spoiled that it would follow the woman everywhere, even into the church. One Sunday, during the sermon, the goose started honking, thinking the priest was talking to it. Everyone in the church burst out laughing.

One old southern white bulldog story could be about a bulldog that was a loyal protector of a farm. It would guard the chickens from foxes every night. The bulldog was so fierce that the foxes soon learned to stay away.

There are stories of a ghostly woman in a white dress near the Wilson Dam. Legend has it that she lost her lover in a construction accident there. She's said to walk along the banks at night, sometimes giving a mournful cry. Many locals have reported seeing her figure in the moonlight.

In Cullman, there's a legend of a ghostly horse - drawn carriage that travels along a particular old road. The carriage is said to be driven by an unseen force and is accompanied by the sound of hoofbeats. It's thought to be related to a carriage accident that happened long ago, and the spirits are still reliving that fateful moment.