Write a short funny story about a talking parrot in a pet store.

In a pet store, there was a talking parrot. One day, a customer came in and asked the store owner how much the parrot cost. The parrot immediately said, 'I'm priceless, buddy!' The customer was startled. Then another customer tried to teach the parrot a new word. The parrot looked at him and said, 'I already know more words than you!' Everyone in the store burst out laughing. Whenever someone would pass by the parrot's cage, it would start giving them advice on their fashion choices, like 'That shirt doesn't match your shoes, mister!' It was the most opinionated and funny parrot in the store.

A talking parrot found its way into the library. It perched itself on a shelf and started chatting away. A little girl came up to it and asked, 'What are you doing here?' The parrot replied, 'I'm reading, duh!' Then it started reciting lines from children's books in a really silly voice. When a librarian tried to move it out, it flapped its wings and yelled, 'I'm a bookworm, let me stay!' The whole library was filled with laughter at the parrot's antics.

A talking cat named Felix lived with an old lady. One morning, Felix said to the lady, 'Your cooking is terrible. I'd rather eat the grass outside.' The old lady was shocked. 'You ungrateful cat!' she said. But Felix just yawned and added, 'Well, if you want me to stay, you need to learn some new recipes.' The old lady couldn't help but laugh at the cat's cheekiness.

A family had a parrot. One evening, they were watching a horror movie and there was a very scary scream in the movie. The parrot learned that scream. Later that night, when everyone was asleep, the parrot let out that blood - curdling scream. The whole family woke up in a panic, thinking something terrible had happened. It took them a while to figure out it was just the naughty parrot.

There was this parrot at a zoo. It used to greet visitors with 'Welcome to the jungle!'. But one day, a group of noisy kids came by and the parrot changed its tune to 'Quiet down, you rascals!'. Everyone around burst into laughter. It was a really funny moment. Parrots are so unpredictable and that's what makes their stories so great.

Once upon a time, there was a small dog named Max. One day, Max suddenly started talking. He told his owner, Tom, that he knew where a hidden treasure was in the old attic. Tom was shocked but decided to follow Max's instructions. They found a box full of gold coins and old family heirlooms. Max said he had been waiting for the right time to share this secret. Since then, Max and Tom lived a happy life with the newfound wealth.

There was a cat named Whiskers who could talk. One day, he walked into a dog's house. The dog was shocked. Whiskers said, 'I'm just here to borrow some kibble.' The dog growled, 'This is my house, cat!' Whiskers replied, 'Well, your house has a nice smell. I might just stay.' The dog chased him around the living room. Whiskers kept taunting the dog, 'You can't catch me, slowpoke!' Finally, the dog gave up and Whiskers strutted out with a piece of kibble in his mouth, feeling very proud of himself.

There was a time when a large dog in a pet store decided to lie down right in the middle of the aisle, blocking everyone's way. But it was so big and so comfortable there that it refused to move. The store employees had to offer it treats to get it to budge. It was a comical situation as customers were trying to step over it carefully.

There was a parrot in a jungle. It was not like other parrots as it had a very unique call. All the other animals in the jungle were curious about this parrot. One day, a group of monkeys decided to follow the parrot to find out where it lived. The parrot led them to a huge tree full of the most delicious fruits. The monkeys were so happy and from then on, they became friends with the parrot. They would often share the fruits with the parrot and listen to its unique call.

Well, there was this little puppy in a pet store. It got hold of a roll of toilet paper and started running around the store with it trailing behind like a long white tail. The whole store was a mess but it was hilarious. The store clerk just stood there laughing instead of scolding the puppy at first.