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Can you share some clean funny marriage stories?

2024-12-13 17:43
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Sure. One story is about a couple who decided to have a cooking competition on their anniversary. They both made a mess in the kitchen. The husband tried to make a fancy cake but ended up with something that looked like a pancake. And the wife's attempt at a gourmet dish was more like a strange soup. But they had a great laugh about it and ordered pizza instead.

There was a couple where the husband was always misplacing his keys. One day, his wife decided to attach a big, bright pink pom - pom to his keychain. When he went to work, all his colleagues noticed it and made jokes. He came home and told his wife he was so embarrassed at first but then realized how much he loved her little pranks. They still laugh about it now in their marriage.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
4.3
5335 Chs
A Sweet Marriage Is Worth Billions: Mysterious Young Master Moh's Cute and Sweet Wife

A Sweet Marriage Is Worth Billions: Mysterious Young Master Moh's Cute and Sweet Wife

That night, she was dragged to the Bureau of Civil Affairs. Wait, after getting the marriage certificate, the husband ran away? And his identity can’t be found? OMG, did she marry a human or a ghost? Disheveled, she entered the entertainment industry and almost got sexually assaulted by a director due to the unspoken rule. Young Master Moh suddenly reappeared, and that director was tortured before getting cancelled. During a shoot, she almost died since her enemy wanted to destroy her. Then, hundreds of mysterious soldiers arrived and smashed everything. The producer was exposed of corruption and his life got destroyed. She always fights back and takes revenge, not taking the high road. What? A woman is after her man? No tolerance! She barged into that woman’s home and whooped her ass. She said afterward, “How dare you touch my man?” Young Master Moh had to cover his forehead; he needed to teach her how to behave like a senior officer’s woman.
4.4
3828 Chs
Forced Marriage VIP Front-Seat: My Superstar Ex-wife is very Popular

Forced Marriage VIP Front-Seat: My Superstar Ex-wife is very Popular

Three years ago, President Qiao did not hesitate to sign the papers when Xia Ning placed the divorce papers in front of him. Three years later, she is an up-and-coming star in show biz; watched by the public but knee-deep in scandals. He is a resolute emperor in the business world; powerful and omnipotent. Their paths were supposed to be separate and independent, but— Standing at her door, the legendary ruthless and unyielding diamond bachelor asks for a remarriage. A cute bun appears from behind and gazes at Xia Ning with his big, starry eyes. "Mummy, Daddy will cook, I will warm the bed, please take us in."
4.4
3725 Chs
The Bumpy Road of Marriage: Divorce Now, Daddy

The Bumpy Road of Marriage: Divorce Now, Daddy

He was the powerful and influencing heir of B City, the merciless head of the commercial world, but the divorce papers made him lose his cool. “Sign the divorce papers, daddy,” said the 5-year-old boy. This man had the divorce papers thrown in his face by his wife six years ago, and was now being pushed by his own son to sign the papers. “That would make you a single-parent child,” said Gu Juexi coldly. “Mommy said unicorns don’t exist but men like you do,” the boy leered at his father and said. Gu Juexi’s face fell. ‘That damned woman.’ “You haven’t signed the papers,” the boy reminded as the man left. As usual, the door shut in his face. Good lord… Dad and mom are not getting a divorce and are giving him a baby brother? How worrying!
4.3
3566 Chs
How I Fell for My Hidden Marriage Hubby

How I Fell for My Hidden Marriage Hubby

She conspires and provokes the most powerful young master in Beijing! They sign a contract and with his every call, she has to go anywhere and do anything his bidding. When their contract ends, she smirks and said, “I’ll take the money and you can leave. We don’t owe each other anything.” He is Young Master Ya who rules Beijing. He controls the business empire during the day, and he is the strongest king at night. He is cold and women are merely playthings to him. With his power, the women he has eyes on have never been willing to leave him, yet she is an exception. She loves money, like all the previous women, but she is never shy of showing her greed. And he never realizes that he will ever grow a heart for such a promiscuous and cheap woman… He points a gun straight at her heart. “Die with me, or accept my love—which one do you choose?” She pouts and turns around, before she pushes an adorable child into his arms. “Here, there’s your answer.”
4.5
3483 Chs
Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
4.4
3442 Chs

Can you share some funny clean marriage stories?

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2024-11-16 01:01

A newlywed couple was moving into their new house. The husband was trying to assemble a bookshelf. He was so confused with the instructions that he ended up making it look like a wonky piece of art. His wife took a picture and they still laugh about it today, and that wonky bookshelf has become a symbol of their early days of marriage.

Can you share some clean jokes and clean funny stories?

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2024-11-23 07:41

Sure. Here's a clean joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to pull it every day to make it smaller. After a week, his nose was still big but his arms were really long.

Can you share some funny clean funny stories?

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2024-11-25 12:37

There was a cat that always followed its owner everywhere. One day, the owner decided to take a bath. The cat was very curious and sat outside the bathroom door meowing. When the owner opened the door after the bath, the cat looked at the owner in a very strange way as if it didn't recognize the clean and wet human in front of it. It was really a funny moment.

Can you share some clean funny stories?

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2024-11-26 15:28

There was a little boy who was very naughty. One day, his mother said, 'If you misbehave again, I will send you to the moon!'. The next day, the boy misbehaved again. His mother asked, 'Why are you being naughty? Don't you know I will send you to the moon?'. The boy replied, 'Mom, I have already packed my bags. There is no air on the moon, so I took a lot of balloons to breathe!'.

Can you share some funny clean stories?

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2024-11-21 07:14

Once upon a time, there was a farmer who had a very lazy donkey. One day, the farmer decided to play a trick on the donkey. He tied a carrot to a stick and held it in front of the donkey. The donkey, seeing the carrot, started walking forward to reach it, but of course, it could never catch it as the carrot moved with it. It was really funny seeing the donkey keep trying.

What are some clean funny marriage stories you know?

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2024-12-14 06:32

Here's one. A couple was having a party at their home. The husband wanted to show off his new dance moves he learned. But he slipped on a rug while doing a spin and landed right on his behind. His wife couldn't stop laughing and joined him on the floor. It became a really funny moment that they still remember fondly.

Can you share some funny short clean stories?

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2024-12-12 11:04

Once upon a time, a little boy tried to sell his dog for $50. A man said, 'I'll give you $20 for it.' The boy declined. Later, the man said, 'I'll give you $40.' But the boy still said no. The man was confused and asked why. The boy replied, 'Because I don't want to sell my dog at all. I just wanted to see how much you thought he was worth!'

Can you share some funny clean short stories?

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2024-12-10 14:48

There was a cat that always followed the postman around the neighborhood. One day, the postman brought a small package for the cat's owner. The cat sat right in front of the door as if it was waiting for its special delivery. It was so cute and funny. The owner was amused by the cat's behavior every time the postman came.

Can you share some Funny Clean Christmas Stories?

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2024-12-01 05:58

One funny Christmas story is about a family who decided to make their own Christmas tree ornaments. They got creative and made some really odd - looking ones. When they put them on the tree, their cat thought they were toys and kept trying to bat them off. It was hilarious to watch the cat's confused attempts.

Can you share some funny clean short stories?

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2024-11-28 06:51

Sure. Here's one. A little boy was at the zoo with his mother. They stopped in front of the elephant enclosure. The boy looked at the elephant and said, 'Mom, that elephant has really big feet.' His mother replied, 'Yes, dear, that's to support its big body.' Then the boy said, 'Mom, if that's true, then why do you wear high heels?'

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