What are the most interesting funny animal short stories you know?

A parrot got lost and ended up in a stranger's backyard. The homeowner called the animal rescue. When they came, the parrot started talking and saying 'hello' to them. It was really funny. They found its owner through the ID tag on its leg.

A raccoon once managed to get into a kitchen and started juggling with some apples it found on the counter. It was like it was performing a circus act all by itself. It was quite a sight.

A duck once attacked a cyclist. The cyclist was passing by a pond and the duck thought he was getting too close to its ducklings. So it waddled quickly and pecked at the cyclist's ankle as he was pedaling. The cyclist was so shocked that he almost fell off his bike.

In a farm, there was a duck that followed a group of chickens everywhere. The chickens were a bit annoyed at first, but then they just accepted the duck as part of their flock. It was so funny to see the duck waddling along with the chickens, trying to do everything they did, like pecking at the ground for food, even though its beak was shaped a bit differently.

There's the story of the math teacher who made a mistake on the blackboard. He was writing a long equation and accidentally added instead of subtracted in one step. A student pointed it out immediately. The teacher, instead of being embarrassed, said 'Well, this is a new kind of math where we make creative mistakes and learn from them!'.

One story is about a goat that climbed onto the roof of a barn. No one knew how it got up there. It just stood there looking very proud of itself while the farmers tried to figure out how to get it down. It was a hilarious sight.

In a small town, a man reported his car stolen. The police found it the next day parked right in front of the man's house. It turned out that the man had just forgotten where he parked it after a night of partying and assumed it was stolen. It was quite a laughable situation for the police.

Here's one. A guy ordered a pizza and when it arrived, he opened the box to find it completely upside down. The cheese was stuck to the box lid. He called the pizza place and they said 'Well, you did order it 'flipped' style'.

Well, there's a story about a young hunter. He went hunting in the mountains. He thought he heard a bear growling. He was so scared that he climbed a tree. After a while, he realized it was just his stomach growling because he was hungry. He had forgotten to bring food. His whole hunting trip was a series of clumsy mistakes.

One story is about a rabbit who thought his ears were wings. He kept jumping from high places trying to fly. His friends were worried but also found it hilarious. Eventually, he realized his mistake but it was a very funny adventure.