What are the most memorable Funny 4 Loko Stories?

There was this time when some college students got 4 Loko for a study break. But instead of getting energized to study more, they ended up having a hilarious debate about whether the can of 4 Loko was a work of art. They started analyzing the colors and the logo in the most absurd ways, and it just turned into a really funny moment.

There was this one time at a house party. A guy drank Four Loko and started believing he was a famous singer. He grabbed a broomstick as a microphone and started singing at the top of his lungs. His singing was completely off - key but he was so into it. Everyone was laughing so hard that they could barely stand.

In 2020, my local community organized a drive - by birthday parade for a 90 - year - old neighbor. The cars were all decorated with balloons and signs. But one car's balloons got loose and started flying all over the place. It was chaos but also really funny. It made the old man laugh a great deal.

One memorable one is about a man who left his beloved old hat to his parrot in his will. The parrot would then perch on the hat and cackle as if it knew it was now the owner of this special hat.

Well, there's a story where a person called 911 because their ice cream cone melted too fast. They were so distraught over losing their treat that they thought it was a major crisis. Another is when someone called because their cat was stuck on the roof, but the cat came down right as the firefighters arrived. It was hilarious.

The most common elements? Well, first off, over - consumption. People tend to drink more of 4 Loko than they should. This often leads to disorientation. For example, a person might not be able to tell which direction is home or which way to go to find help. Then there's the social aspect. Friends might not be able to handle the situation properly when someone has too much 4 Loko. In some stories, friends leave the person in a bad state or don't know how to deal with their hallucinations or extreme drunkenness. And finally, there's the element of the unknown. People end up in places or situations they never expected because of the effects of 4 Loko.

The most common one is probably the extreme intoxication. People get drunk very quickly after drinking Four Loko and lose control of themselves. For example, some might start acting aggressively towards others without even realizing it.

The one where a cat got stuck in a box and thought it was being sneaky while everyone could see it. It was quite funny.

A steward in a small town library had an interesting incident. He was shelving books when he accidentally knocked over a whole stack of large, heavy books. The noise was so loud that it startled everyone in the library. He then slipped on one of the fallen books and landed in a rather ungraceful heap. Everyone had a good laugh, and he later joked about how the books were trying to keep him from working too hard.

A memorable one is when a Winston player went into his Primal Rage form at the wrong time. He thought the enemy team was about to attack, but they were actually retreating. So he ended up chasing after their backs, growling and swinging his arms, looking really silly as they just ran away from him without any real fight.