Tell me some funny parent horror stories.

A mother was very superstitious. She believed in all sorts of strange omens. When her daughter cut her hair short, she thought it was a bad sign. She started to treat the daughter differently, as if she was cursed. The daughter was terrified as her mother's behavior became more and more erratic, and she didn't understand why just a haircut could make her mother act so strangely.

Here's a story. A girl was at a haunted house attraction during her period. She was already a bit on edge. Suddenly, she felt a 'creepy' wetness and thought it was some sort of horror special effect. But then she remembered her period and realized she might be having a major leak. She had to run out of the haunted house in a hurry, which was quite a scene. It was scary at first thinking it was part of the horror show, but looking back it's a funny situation.

Well, once I went on a date with a guy who took me to a really fancy restaurant. But as soon as we sat down, he started talking on his phone non - stop about work. He completely ignored me and it was so awkward. I just sat there, twiddling my thumbs, waiting for him to finish. Eventually, I got fed up and left.

The vampire tried to bite me but his fangs got stuck in his cape. He just stood there looking silly.

One time I stayed at an Airbnb and the pictures made it look like a modern, clean place. But when I got there, the whole house smelled like old socks. The bedding was dirty and there were strange noises coming from the attic all night. It was really creepy.

One time, I was in a public bathroom. As I was using the toilet, I heard a really strange noise coming from the drain. It sounded like something was trying to claw its way up. I got so scared that I quickly finished and ran out. When I told the janitor about it later, he just laughed and said it was probably just an old pipe making noise.

Once, I was on a flight and there was a really loud snorer in the seat next to me. It was so bad that I could barely sleep during the whole flight. Every time I almost dozed off, the snoring would startle me awake again. It was like a never - ending nightmare of noise.

One funny wedding horror story is when the best man lost the wedding rings right before the ring exchange. He was fumbling in his pockets, looking everywhere. Panic filled his face as the couple stood there waiting. Eventually, he found them in his shoe where they had somehow fallen. Everyone had a good laugh after the initial shock.

I heard a knock on the door. I opened it, but no one was there, only a cold wind whispering my name.

One story I heard was about a helicopter parent who followed their college - aged kid to campus on the first day. They actually tried to sit in on the orientation session for new students, much to the embarrassment of their child. The college staff had to gently ask the parent to leave as it was only for students.