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Share some free Christian jokes and stories.

2024-12-15 23:48
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One more joke. A little girl was praying, 'Dear God, make all the bad people good.' Her mother heard her and said, 'But honey, that's a big job for God.' The little girl replied, 'Well, if He can handle the whole world, I think He can do that too.' Christian stories and jokes often carry messages of faith, hope and love.

Marry A Sweetheart And Get Another Free: President, Please Sign This!

Marry A Sweetheart And Get Another Free: President, Please Sign This!

She became the young mistress of the most powerful family in City T by marrying the young master in place of her sister. He was cold to her on their first nuptial night. "Just because you played some tricks to get yourself married here, you still mean nothing to me!" However, she was calm and heartless. "Young Master Mu, don't think too highly of yourself. I despise all that is you — your money and your very being!" After the wedding, Young Master Mu lived lavishly by spending money like flowing during the day while working his nights away busily. "You said you despised me earlier. Well, which part of me do you despise exactly, hmm?" Luo Chenxi could not bear the harassment any longer so she tossed out the divorce papers in rage. "I can't live like this much longer..."
4.7
4091 Chs
Full Marks Hidden Marriage: Pick Up a Son, Get a Free Husband

Full Marks Hidden Marriage: Pick Up a Son, Get a Free Husband

After five years, Ning Xi returned to the place that had pushed her away — home. With a sister who turned her parents against her and made her childhood sweetheart betray her, the odds seemed grey. However, five years abroad had changed her, and she came home to fulfil her childhood dream of becoming an actress. Despite her evil sister still out to get her, tables will be turned. One day, after falling into one of her sister's schemes, she saves an adorable kid and found herself staying at his house to help him come out of his shell. Slowly, his father Lu Tingxiao began falling for her. This was before they realised how their lives had been intertwined all this while without their knowledge.
4.7
2165 Chs
Pampered Marriage Night Attack: Buy One Cute Wife, Get Two Free

Pampered Marriage Night Attack: Buy One Cute Wife, Get Two Free

At her Coming of Age Ceremony when she turned eighteen, she accidentally stumbled into his arms and became the midnight gift for the youngest magnate in C city. They got to know each other inside and out in just one night, and surprisingly, he planted two little buns within her. After the incident, she ran away, and he turned the world upside down looking for her. . Years later, he cornered her on the bed, bent over elegantly yet domineeringly, "Miss Yan, could you tell me where your children came from?" She chuckled, "They were freebies with a phone top-up!" His eyes darkened, "Very well! Then we will top-up again tonight!" . After the words, they played rock-paper-scissors, drew lots, topped up the phone, and he planted another little bun within her!
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1308 Chs
Reborn in the Seventies: Pampered Wife, Owning some Farmland

Reborn in the Seventies: Pampered Wife, Owning some Farmland

The new book is out! Meng Yunhan has been reincarnated back to the time of 'food coupon era', a time when people struggled with food and clothe shortages. But she is not afraid this time around. Equipped with a 'cheat code', she is ready not only to start her own business but also to grab a hold of her stoned-face brother and even support Baozi, her child. Stoned-face brother: "Wife, let's pack up Baozi and leave!" He claims that having a son who is even clingier to his wife than himself is utterly shameless! "Mommy, let's get a new daddy!" Baozi suggests. His daddy, a grown man, is still so clingy to mommy. How disgraceful! Meng Yunhan sighs: They are indeed father and son.
3.5
998 Chs
My CEO Husband Has Some Issues

My CEO Husband Has Some Issues

"My pants are already off. Stopping now would be a bit redundant, don't you think?" Everyone knew the cool, aristocratic Chairman Li was sick, but only Rong Yan knew the man was problematic and sick in the head. That day, she was accosted at the bedroom entrance. Long arms held her against her will as the man leaned into her ear and whispered, "Marry me." Rong Yan struggled to no avail. Frustrated, she said, "I have a boyfriend of five years." "You mean my son is your boyfriend?" For her baby boy, she was willing to secretly marry this billionaire chairman. From then on, he held the knife for her kills, and poured the gasoline as she set fires. Everyone knew the chairman was possessive and paranoid—and Rong Yan was his bottom line. The five-year-old Li Duidui was at a loss. When Daddy and Mommy fought, was he supposed to help clear up the misunderstanding or close the door on them...
4.8
942 Chs
Evil Husband, Glutton Wife: Buy Miss Piggy, Get Free Little Buns

Evil Husband, Glutton Wife: Buy Miss Piggy, Get Free Little Buns

[Status: COMPLETED] “Feng Tianyi! Your brother destroyed my Tang family! Is there anything good about your family?” “En. Can’t you see how our good looking genes are passed on to our children? As for the Feng family’s debt, I will pay you.” He said nonchalantly. Tang Moyu scoffed and crossed her arms over her chest. “How will you pay for it?” “How about I repay you with my body?” “...” So shameless! The man sitting on his wheelchair burst into a round of laughter seeing her ugly expression. “Miss Tang, it’s no point pretending you haven’t seen it since you practically climbed on my bed and took advantage of me.” Five years ago, Tang Moyu was the empress of the business world and was at the peak of her career before she was reduced to nothing when her fiance fell in love with another woman. That was okay since there was no love between her and Feng Tianhua, but who would have thought that this ‘Cinderella’ was a wolf in sheep’s clothing? Then there’s Feng Tianyi, the infamous successor of the Feng family, a critically acclaimed author who constantly rocked the bestselling list with his books. Rumors say that he was hot-headed and temperamental. He was so ruthless, that neither men nor women wanted his company. The rumors even say that his face was so handsome and out of this world. He was practically a god amongst men. It was a pity that he was crippled. The two were never meant to meet again, but a pair of sweet little buns intervened. “Uncle, we don’t have money to pay you for damages.” The elder Little Bun said. “My manuscripts are invaluable,” This handsome uncle replied with amusement. “Uncle, if you don’t mind, can we pay with our Mommy? She’s also invaluable.” And so the pair of sweet little buns and the handsome uncle entered an agreement but who would have thought that the woman in question was an ice-cold queen from hell who had a weird affinity with sweets? —— Editor/proofreader: ninaviews Book cover: Bizzybiin / copyright 2020 anjeeriku
4.8
890 Chs

Share some christian christmas jokes and stories

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2024-12-15 14:11

Joke: Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's in Decembrrrrr! Story: There was once a little Christian boy who was so excited for Christmas. He left cookies and milk for Santa, but also said a prayer for all the people in the world to have a blessed Christmas.

Can you share some free christian jokes and short stories?

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2024-12-05 09:31

Sure. Here's a short story. A little boy was praying and said, 'Dear God, please take care of my daddy and my mommy and my sister and my brother and my doggy and me. Oh, please take care of yourself, God. If anything happens to you, we're gonna be in a big mess.'

Can you share some funny Christian jokes or stories?

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2024-11-03 19:55

A priest, a pastor and a rabbi were discussing what they do with the money they collect from their congregations. The priest said, 'I draw a big circle on the floor, throw all the money up in the air, and whatever lands inside the circle, I give to God, and whatever lands outside, I keep for myself.' The pastor said, 'Well, I do the same, but I draw a much smaller circle.' Then the rabbi said, 'I don't do that at all. I just throw all the money up in the air and whatever God wants, He keeps.' This joke plays on the different religious figures and their attitudes towards money in a humorous way.

Can you share some funny christian jokes and stories?

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2024-10-27 09:19

Here's a joke. A pastor was visiting an elderly parishioner. As he was leaving, he said, 'May the Lord watch between me and thee while we are absent one from another.' The old lady replied, 'Well, don't drive too fast. He can't see both of us at the same time!'.

Share some funny Christian Christmas jokes and heartwarming stories.

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2024-10-25 02:03

Joke: What's the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it! Regarding a story, in a small parish, there was a family who couldn't afford a big Christmas dinner. The other church members found out and secretly prepared a whole feast for them. When they delivered it on Christmas day, the family was overjoyed. It was a beautiful display of Christian love and the spirit of Christmas.

Christian Jokes Funny Stories: Share some humorous tales from the Christian context

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2024-11-28 21:11

Here's another. A priest was trying to teach his congregation about patience. He said, 'When you pray, think of it like waiting for a really slow elevator. You know it's coming, but it takes time.' And an old lady in the back said, 'Well, Father, I've been waiting for that elevator for 50 years now!' This shows how people can have different perspectives on religious teachings in a humorous way.

Can you share some Funny Christian Jokes Short Stories?

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2024-12-13 23:30

Here's one. A priest was driving and got pulled over for speeding. The police officer asked, 'Father, were you in a rush?' The priest said, 'Sorry, son. I was daydreaming about my sermon.' The officer just laughed and let him go with a warning.

Can you share some Funny Christian Jokes and Short Stories?

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2024-12-12 23:31

Here is a short story. A priest was walking by a construction site and saw a man working hard. The priest said, 'My son, you should take a break and remember God is watching over you.' The man replied, 'I'm the foreman. I don't need God to watch over me, I'm in charge here.' Later, a brick fell and almost hit the man. He quickly said, 'Father, I think I need God to watch over me after all!'

Can you share some short funny Christian jokes and stories?

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2024-12-08 20:18

Joke: A priest was walking down the street one day when he noticed a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy was very small and the doorbell was too high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moved closer to the boy's position. He walked across the street, mounted the porch steps and pressed the bell for the boy. Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiled benevolently and asked, 'And now what, my little man?' The boy replied, 'Now we run!' Story: There was a very religious old lady who was known for her strict observance of the Sabbath. One Sabbath, she had to go to the market to buy some food for her sick neighbor. She felt very guilty but knew it was the right thing to do. As she walked through the market, she kept her head down. When she got home, she realized that God had blessed her efforts as she found an extra coin in her purse that she hadn't noticed before.

Tell me some Christian Christmas jokes stories.

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2024-10-24 15:50

Here's a joke. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit! It's a humorous take on Santa getting all the attention during Christmas while people do a lot of work for the celebrations. And as for a story, there was once a little church that wanted to do something special for Christmas. They decided to put on a live nativity scene. But the donkey they borrowed was really stubborn. Every time Mary tried to sit on it, the donkey would bray and run a little bit. It made for a very comical start to their nativity play but in the end, they managed to get it under control and it became a beloved tradition in their small town.

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