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Share some funny DND gameplay stories.

2024-12-15 20:33
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Our group had a paladin who was always super serious about following the code of honor. One time, we were in a tavern, and there was a drinking contest. The paladin refused to participate at first because he thought it was unseemly. But then the tavern owner bet a magical sword that could help us in our quest on the outcome. So, the paladin joined in. He was so out of his element, trying to chug down ale like the rest of us rogues and bards. He ended up getting drunk really fast and started giving this long, slurred speech about honor while hiccupping. It was a sight to behold.

Once, our party's bard tried to charm a dragon with his music. He started playing this really wild tune. The dragon just looked at him like he was crazy for a moment, then started to sway along as if it was enjoying the show. It was hilarious seeing this huge, terrifying dragon getting into the music instead of attacking us right away.

In one of our DND sessions, our wizard cast a spell to make himself invisible, but he accidentally sneezed right after. His invisibility spell flickered, and he became visible for a split second. He was trying to be sneaky and steal a magic item from a powerful mage, but the mage saw that little blip and started chasing him around the room. It was a chaotic and funny chase scene.

Reborn in the Seventies: Pampered Wife, Owning some Farmland

Reborn in the Seventies: Pampered Wife, Owning some Farmland

The new book is out! Meng Yunhan has been reincarnated back to the time of 'food coupon era', a time when people struggled with food and clothe shortages. But she is not afraid this time around. Equipped with a 'cheat code', she is ready not only to start her own business but also to grab a hold of her stoned-face brother and even support Baozi, her child. Stoned-face brother: "Wife, let's pack up Baozi and leave!" He claims that having a son who is even clingier to his wife than himself is utterly shameless! "Mommy, let's get a new daddy!" Baozi suggests. His daddy, a grown man, is still so clingy to mommy. How disgraceful! Meng Yunhan sighs: They are indeed father and son.
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My CEO Husband Has Some Issues

My CEO Husband Has Some Issues

"My pants are already off. Stopping now would be a bit redundant, don't you think?" Everyone knew the cool, aristocratic Chairman Li was sick, but only Rong Yan knew the man was problematic and sick in the head. That day, she was accosted at the bedroom entrance. Long arms held her against her will as the man leaned into her ear and whispered, "Marry me." Rong Yan struggled to no avail. Frustrated, she said, "I have a boyfriend of five years." "You mean my son is your boyfriend?" For her baby boy, she was willing to secretly marry this billionaire chairman. From then on, he held the knife for her kills, and poured the gasoline as she set fires. Everyone knew the chairman was possessive and paranoid—and Rong Yan was his bottom line. The five-year-old Li Duidui was at a loss. When Daddy and Mommy fought, was he supposed to help clear up the misunderstanding or close the door on them...
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Bringing some shocking pranks to the Cultivation World

Bringing some shocking pranks to the Cultivation World

Interviewer: "Immortal Zhou Li, could you tell us why you created the orthodox methods and forged the twelve righteous paths, condensing twelve talismans to resolve ancient and modern disputes?" "Just to liven things up." Interviewer: "Well, I mean, did you reorganize the Great Ming Dynasty and plant the Seven Immortal Gourds based on the laws of myriad spirits, brewing the Spring of Spirit Qi for the glory of mankind or...?" "Just to really liven things up." Interviewer: "No, Immortal Zhou Li, I feel that you've done so much for humanity, for the Immortal Realm, and for Da Ming. Your purpose and starting point should be a bit more noble, such as...?" "Enough already, can't you see? I just wanted to bring some entertainment to the spiritually impoverished Great Ming Dynasty and everyone in the Cultivation World. Here, let's liven things up for everyone." The white-robed immortal pointed a finger, and alongside him, a chaotic and ferocious Ancient God swung indescribable and bizarre tendrils. Then, with a surge forward followed by a backflip, it landed stylishly, all the while muttering the delirious ramblings of an Ancient God. 【Damn, let's go, ignore it!】 "No fun? Who would cultivate without any fun?"
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Why the bug I wrote became a core gameplay mechanic?!

Why the bug I wrote became a core gameplay mechanic?!

This book is also known as: "How Programmers Turn a Crappy Game into a Timeless Classic with a Single BUG" Recently, the president of Nitiandang, Gu Fan, once again fell from grace due to a minor bug in his new game. As a top-notch designer in the industry, all of the games designed by Gu Fan have very distinct characteristics: At first, players felt that these games were monotonous, dull, and purely revolting garbage. However, once players discovered a major bug, the gameplay underwent a drastic transformation, rendering them sleep-deprived and unable to quit! So, players once again launched a major debate over "whether this is actually a bug or a game mechanic." In response to this, Gu Fan clarified in an interview with all seriousness: "Hello everyone, I'm the game designer Gu Fan, but you can also call me by my English name: fan·gu (means rebel). "I want to reiterate firmly that these so-called 'core gameplays' were not part of our company's original design—they are bugs! It's just that we didn't fix them because the players liked them!"
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Two-Faced Husband, Have Some Decency!

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Song Yu, an up and coming architect was supposed to be the fiancée to the second son of the Qi Family... until her family went bankrupt. The engagement was called off and she finally has the freedom to love whoever she wants to! Years later, a twist of fate made her cross paths with the Qi family again. In order to land a prestigious architect role in an upcoming hotel construction project, she had to impress the director of Qilin. Follow Song Yu as she navigates through life and love!
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FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.
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Share some funny DND stories.

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2024-12-11 10:56

Once, my character, a clumsy wizard, was trying to cast a simple light spell in a dark dungeon. Instead of just a small orb of light, he made a huge explosion of blinding light that not only illuminated the whole area but also scared the rats so much they ran right into the goblin guards, causing total chaos.

Share some funny paladin DND stories.

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2024-12-02 08:53

One funny paladin DND story is about a paladin who was so dedicated to his code of honor that he accidentally challenged a very old and cranky tree spirit to a duel. The tree spirit was just sitting there, minding its own business, but the paladin misinterpreted some rustling of the leaves as a threat. The duel consisted of the paladin trying to swing his sword at the branches while the tree spirit just dropped acorns on his head. It was hilarious to see the paladin getting so frustrated.

Share some dnd funny bard stories.

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2024-11-06 05:36

In a DND campaign, a bard entered a tavern and challenged the local drunk to a singing duel. The drunk accepted, thinking it would be easy. But the bard started using all kinds of magical enhancements to his voice and performance. He made his voice echo like there were multiple bards singing, and he added illusions of dancing animals. The drunk was so flabbergasted that he passed out from shock, and the bard won the duel and free drinks for the whole night.

Can you share some funny DnD stories?

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2024-11-29 12:41

Sure. Once, my friend's character, a bumbling wizard, tried to cast a spell to make himself fly. Instead, he turned his robes into a giant, flapping bird that carried him around while he flailed helplessly. It was hilarious.

Share some funny DnD stories from 4chan.

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2024-11-26 20:26

One funny DnD story from 4chan was about a player who tried to use a 'confusion' spell on a group of goblins. Instead of getting confused, the goblins started doing a chaotic dance and singing a made - up song. It was hilarious as the whole encounter turned into a comical performance rather than a fight.

Share some funny DND character creation stories.

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2024-11-25 11:19

Once, a friend created a character who was a gnome bard. He was supposed to be a great singer but in his backstory, every time he sang, small animals would run away in terror. It made for some hilarious role - playing moments when he tried to perform in taverns.

Share some dnd funny nat one stories.

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2024-11-18 15:23

One time in a DND game, our wizard cast a spell and rolled a nat one. Instead of hitting the enemy, the spell backfired and turned his own robes into a bright pink frilly mess. He was so embarrassed trying to fight while looking like a walking cotton candy.

Share some dnd funny story.

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2024-12-10 23:22

There was this one DND adventure where we were in a tavern. Our fighter, who was really big and tough - looking, decided to enter a drinking contest. He boasted that he could outdrink anyone. Well, he underestimated the local dwarf. After just a few mugs, the fighter passed out, and the dwarf just laughed and continued drinking. The next day, the fighter had a huge headache and had to listen to the dwarf's teasing all day long.

Can you share some dnd funny druid stories?

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2024-12-02 13:10

Sure! Once there was a druid who tried to turn into a bear to intimidate a group of goblins. But instead of a fierce bear, he ended up as a tiny cub. The goblins were more amused than scared and started petting him. It was quite a hilarious sight.

Can you share some funny DnD session stories?

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2024-11-18 18:41

In a DnD session, we had a paladin who was overly confident. He charged at a group of trolls, shouting heroic phrases. But he slipped on a banana peel (left by our rogue for some reason) and landed right in front of the trolls. They just stared at him for a moment before he scrambled up and we all burst out laughing.

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