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What are some funny stories about how people got fired?

2024-10-11 07:41
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Well, one guy got fired for constantly showing up late and making up the most outrageous excuses!

One funny instance was when someone got fired for trying to imitate the boss's accent during a meeting and ended up offending the boss big time.

Following a Hundred Years of Cultivation, I'm dying Before I Got Cheats

Following a Hundred Years of Cultivation, I'm dying Before I Got Cheats

Jiang Chengxuan accidentally transmigrated to the immortal cultivation world and accidentally obtained the immortal cultivation heritage. However, his qualifications were really low, and after a hundred years of hard work, he was still unable to advance to the Foundation Establishment Realm. Just when he was discouraged, he came to a mortal city in silence, ready to end his life. That was when he got the long-awaited cheats. Detected that the host has achieved 100 years of immortal cultivation, hereby granting a life extension fruit, which can increase the life expectancy by one year. The next achievement task was now issued. Please complete the quest a hundred times. Complete it to achieve the honor of completing the quest a hundred times and you can get a chance to complete the quest smoothly. Ding! Please complete 100 times of technique practice, and achieve it to obtain a sense of perfection in technique inheritance jade talisman. Please complete 100 times of energy training to enhance the foundation bone. Please complete 100 times of talisman-making achievements... Please complete 100 times of enlightenment achievement... Please complete 100 times of alchemy achievement... Please complete 100 times of poisoning achievement... Please... Unknowingly, when Jiang Chengxuan heard the system's prompt again, he was told that there were no more achievements worthy of him to complete, because his existence itself was already an achievement that could never be surpassed.
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How Am I Still Alive?

How Am I Still Alive?

Spiritual Qi Resurgence, Gods descending? Continuous disasters, all living beings suffering? What does it have to do with me? I'm just a patient with an incurable disease, who's been given up on treatment and has a countdown to death. Embarking on the path of exorcising demons and annihilating immortals with my crippled body is not for the sake of protecting my family and country, but because the hazardous duty pay is too tempting, especially the compensation... "This Evil Gods profession system is cursed, even if there's smooth progress in the early stages, the practitioners will eventually commit suicide..." "Give me a set." "This Demon Sword poisons its user and has already taken ninety-nine lives..." "Give me two, and also that man-eating demonic helmet, soul-devouring blood claws, get me a set." "This Magic Potion is harmful to heaven and earth..." "Enough talk, I'll take them all!" However, the problem is, why am I still alive after taking on all these high-risk missions, stepping on every risk, and doing every deadly task? 【Congratulations, congratulations! Ranked first among the Top Ten Heroes Who Moved the World...】 "...Heavens, wasn't the average life expectancy in this line of work three and a half years? I've been here for one cycle of three years after another, I'm almost an S-level hunter, the first of the top ten heroes! Why am I still alive? I just want to make an honor sacrifice, scam some compensation! Is that so hard?!"
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I transmigrated and got a husband and a son!

I transmigrated and got a husband and a son!

She was known by many names: Demoness, a wicked witch, an heiress born to rule hell, the baddest, and the most poisonous flower in the world of the underground. Little did everyone know, the heiress of the most mysterious assassination organization had a simple dream. A dream that many girls had: to have a peaceful life with a husband and a kid. That was why when this infamous leader of the assassin organization woke up in the body of Heaven Liu, she thought her lifelong dream had finally come true. But the reality was far from what she expected. Heaven Liu was a has-been actress; she disappeared from the limelight at the peak of stardom. The reason? An unwanted pregnancy. Forced to marry a man she didn’t love, the marriage easily fell apart — almost at the brink of no repair. With this reality she had to face, would she be able to mend the broken hearts of her husband and son? Or will the distance between them continue to widen? With this loveless marriage from the get-go, would there be a chance they could live happily as a family? Or was it too late? Most importantly, would she truly escape the chains she thought she had broken free from? Or would her own hell catch up to her to drag her back to the pits of hell where she belongs? ***** EBOOK IS NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON. LINK: https://a.co/d/bTeyr0B Spanish Translation is also available on Webnovel. Link: https://www.webnovel.com/book/transmigr%C3%A9-y-consegu%C3%AD-un-esposo-y-un-hijo!_29071013600828005 Portuguese Translation is also available on Webnovel! Link: https://www.webnovel.com/book/eu-transmigrei-e-ganhei-um-marido-e-um-filho!_29287259500602105### German Translation: https://www.webnovel.com/book/ich-bin-ausgewandert-und-habe-einen-mann-und-einen-sohn-bekommen!_29589894400890705 Disclaimer: The cover is not owned by me. All credits go to the artist. This is a part of the author’s Wild Series. Wild Miss Heiress: I reincarnated and got a husband and a son! JOIN MY DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/gXCMQwmrGY
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What are Some of the Most Unusual 'I Got Fired' Stories?

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2024-12-14 12:24

At my old job, there was this guy who got fired for eating too many of the free office snacks. The company had a policy about not overindulging, but he didn't think it was that serious. He would eat bags of chips and multiple candies every day. Eventually, management decided it was a problem of self - control and let him go. It was quite a strange reason to lose a job.

What Are Some Inspiring I Got Fired Success Stories?

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2024-11-27 06:56

One individual was let go from his tech job. He was always interested in environmental conservation but never had the time to pursue it while working. After being fired, he volunteered for an environmental organization. His skills from the tech job, like data analysis, were very useful in the organization. He made a lot of connections and eventually started his own non - profit focused on using technology for environmental protection. His journey from being fired to starting a successful non - profit shows that getting fired can be a new beginning.

Best 'I Got Fired' Stories

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2024-12-14 06:42

I once got fired because I accidentally sent an email to the whole company that was meant for just my friend, joking about the boss's new haircut. It was so embarrassing. I walked into the office the next day and was called into the HR office right away.

What is a good story about how you got fired and its implications?

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2024-10-18 13:01

Well, I once got fired because I made a big mistake at work. I accidentally sent an important document to the wrong client, and that cost the company a lot of money. It was a tough lesson.

What are some funny stories about how people met?

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2024-10-15 08:46

Well, I heard a story about two people who met when they accidentally grabbed the same coffee at a caf茅. They started chatting and hit it off. Such a cute and funny encounter!

I Got Fired Success Stories: Can You Share Some?

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2024-11-29 00:46

Sure. There was a guy who got fired from a corporate job. He used that as an opportunity to start his own business. He had always had an idea for a unique product but was too busy with his job before. After getting fired, he focused all his energy on developing the product. He faced many challenges at first, but his determination paid off. Now his business is thriving and he's more successful than he ever was in his corporate job.

Funny stories about how I got pregnant

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2024-10-13 12:03

It could be a story of a wild party or a vacation romance that took an unexpected turn. Or perhaps it was a case of miscommunication about birth control methods.

Funny getting fired stories. Share some, please.

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2024-11-13 06:56

Well, I heard of a guy who worked in an office. He was always making jokes and one day he decided to play a prank on his boss. He changed all the language settings on the boss's computer to a made - up language. When the boss found out, he was so mad that he fired him right on the spot. But the guy just laughed it off and said it was worth it for the look on the boss's face.

What are some funny stories about how people met their spouses?

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2024-09-28 20:12

Well, I know of one where a guy accidentally spilled coffee on a girl and they ended up chatting and falling in love. It was quite a hilarious start!

What are some funny stories about people of Walmart?

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2024-11-28 21:14

One funny story is about a guy who went to Walmart wearing a full knight's costume, complete with a shiny armor and a big plastic sword. He was walking around the aisles as if he was on a quest, and kids were following him in amazement. It was like he brought a bit of medieval times to the Walmart shopping experience.

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