What are some funny short stories to tell?

Well, perhaps in one of the 15 funny short stories, there is a clumsy magician. Instead of making a rabbit appear from his hat, he pulls out his own sock. Then there could be a story about a group of ants that accidentally march into a dollhouse and think they've found a new kingdom. Also, a story where a man thinks his car has a mind of its own because every time he tries to park, it seems to go in the wrong direction.

There's a joke that goes like this: A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'' The doctor replies, 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.' 'Is it common?' asks the man. The doctor says, 'It's not unusual.' Another short joke is, what's brown and sticky? A stick.

Once there was a little monkey. It was very naughty. One day, it saw a hat on a man's head and thought it would be funny to steal it. So it quickly climbed a tree above the man, waited for the right moment, and then swooped down, grabbed the hat and ran up the tree again. The man was shocked at first but then couldn't help laughing at the monkey's naughty behavior.

One funny story could be about a couple who tried to be very romantic and have a candlelit dinner before getting intimate. But the cat knocked over one of the candles and set the tablecloth on fire. They ended up running around the house trying to put out the small fire instead of having their special moment.

For kids, there's this story. A mouse saw a big piece of cheese in a mousetrap. It thought it could be really clever and just take the cheese without setting off the trap. So it tiptoed over. But as soon as it touched the cheese, the trap snapped shut on its tail. The mouse ran around in circles, pulling the mousetrap with it. Another story is about a little girl who painted her face like a clown with her mother's makeup. She thought she was going to a circus and started doing circus tricks in the living room. And there's a puppy that chased its own shadow all day long, thinking it was another puppy that was really good at hiding.

A monkey once stole a hat from a tourist. It then put the hat on its head and started to perform for the other monkeys. It danced around, made funny faces, and even tried to talk like a human. The other monkeys were entertained, and the tourist couldn't help but laugh when he saw the monkey having so much fun with his hat.

I was wearing a new pair of shoes to school. They were a bit too big for me. As I was walking down the hall, one of my shoes slipped off and flew in front of a really cute guy. I had to hop over to pick it up while everyone was looking and laughing. It was such an embarrassing moment, but now I can laugh about it.

Once, a goalkeeper was so confident that he started doing some silly dance moves during a free - kick. But the ball took a strange deflection and went right into the goal through his legs while he was still dancing. Hilarious!

One Christmas, a little boy was writing a letter to Santa. He asked for a bike, a puppy, and a million dollars. But then he looked at the letter and said, 'Santa won't be able to read all this.' So he just wrote, 'Dear Santa, give me everything on your list.'

Once, a boy wrote a love note on a balloon and gave it to the girl he liked. But as she took it, the balloon slipped and flew away. They chased it all over the park, laughing and finally caught it together. It was a silly start to their romance.