What are some funny stories of people who've been hit by a car?

#demisescheming #two-faced Le Yao became a cannon fodder wife for the *sshole CEO, Nangong Jue. As she cherished her life, she quickly signed the divorce agreement and walked away. After she got far away from him, she let herself fly free. Strongly determined to succeed, she returned to school and became the most beautiful scholar on campus. To turn her life around, she started cooking delicious food. When she started to live-stream her cooking sessions, she became a popular cooking goddess. Plus, she even taught line dancing to older ladies, becoming the sassiest dance goddess as she twisted her hips. Le Yao was speechless. She unintentionally let herself fly free a little too quickly, huh? Nangong Jue: “It’s fine. No matter how far or fast you fly, you’ll never fly out of my palm.” A bunch of big shots who want to hug, kiss, and pamper the heck out of Le Yao: “...” Le Yao: “...”

"Reincarnated into the World of Magic as a demon, the last thing Davis expected was to grow up right amidst the arms of angels. Ever since the group of philanthropic angels took pity on his miserable birth and adopted him, Davis has been forced to keep his evil identity a secret while he signed in to the system. ""Ding! The Host has signed in at Angel's Pond, 'The Saint's Halo' is rewarded!"" ""Ding! Devil's blood activated. Sign in error. 'The Devil's Curse' is additionally rewarded!"" ""Ding! The Host has signed in at God's Throne, 'Gold's Holy Axe' is rewarded!"" ""Ding! Devil's blood activated. Sign in error. 'The Devil's Manifistation' is additionally rewarded!"" After a thousand years of quietly signing into places in the City of Angels and being rewarded with double the rewards, Davis's true identity finally came to light! Now as a true Devil, Davis had both the world of angels and demons surrendering at his feet!"

After a near death experience thanks to his own mother, Jake Hollander has an adverse reaction to people, baseball, and family. His feeling of abandonment is slowly lost thanks to his foster family, The Atkins. They take him in and change his mind about everything. He becomes more open, better at baseball, and craves for family. Slowly all wishes are granted. Instagram: @writerhalf_empty https://www.patreon.com/half_empty ~~The Last Curve can be found there, a short story about Rhys Please read on Webnovel! **Names, faces, and places aren’t real. A work of fiction. Nonetheless, it is my work of fiction so please don’t post it without permission. *I have used school names that do exist though, but I would like everyone to know that I have no affiliation with them. Nor do my views reflect their views. **Also, I bought the royalty-free license for my cover. Which means I can use it without having to pay royalties. If you have any questions, comment on my latest chapter or reach me on discord.

Her wedding had also become her funeral. Her stepsister and her fianc�� had gotten together at some point in time. It turned out that they had been the ones who had done it all along. She had been disfigured, raped, plagiarized, and her father had died in an accident.. All of this.. It turned out that they were the ones who had done it all. She really regretted trusting the wrong person and misunderstanding the person who loved her... ... After being reborn, she returned to her high school days. She became a Straight-a student, won a grand prize, fought against the stepsister, confessed to the scumbag, and got lost. Her sister's lies were all broken. Faced with the shadow of rape, she came to recruit them. The chicken was braised with mushrooms, and a grand party was held. She made a name for herself. She was strong. She opened a shop, bought land, and earned a lot of money to be a boss But in front of him, she was a little woman that he doted on. "Hei di, madam ran out again. She said she wanted to earn a lot of money to buy milk powder. " Blue veins popped up on the man's forehead. "Here it comes again. Bring her back and open a bank for her. "

VILLAIN!? Is that what you call me? Do you know what I have been through? Damn it! My fight is against the puppeteering strings of heaven itself. FATE dealt me this hand, and I'll find peace in it. Even if I have to end the world, I'll sit a king on its ruins. I'm not a good guy. I won't even pretend that I am. But then again, who in this world can truly claim that title? At least I know my heart. What about yours?" ..... Chiron lived an unfortunately miserable life as an orphan. Just when he managed to get rich as a result of a book about a world he saw in his dreams, he was murdered. He was even unable to enjoy his vast wealth before his death. But Fate had other plans for him. He was reborn in the same book he wrote as the main character. Appearing when he was about to undergo circumcision. But that was the least of his problems. After all, according to his book, the main character was to die at the end, risking his life for the safety of the world. To sacrifice one's self for the world was not his style. But the hunt for power and immortality---Now that was his style. However can he win when his enemy is Fate itself and the Gods that command it?...Especially with the Fate Change System he can never truly trust. ...... Note: The MC has no morality. Very Sick Shit happens in this book. I mean things that will make even your parents shy away. You have been warned!!! No Romance= (The Ancestors forbid it) Simping= (The MC would prefer Death please) Familiar bonds= (Family exists only for benefits.) Stray off the part of Power= (only to go kill a nation or something and we back on track) Note: So the first hundred chapters are endearing but very necessary. MC is at his weakest point ever. But it's also what builds his indomitable character and fearless nature. please be patient with it. The wait is worth it. {I never needed to say this before, but please read at least a hundred chapters before you leave a review. Thank you}

After finishing college and decided to take over the small family business everything seems like depressing for Lee Shin. Ever since her father died, she have no choice but to be the head of the family. She did all her best until she managed to remove the bankruptcy status on their family. After few years of constant work, everything seems perfect for Lee Shin. All her siblings are finished with their degree and busy with their careers too but she felt that she missed a lot of things during her younger days. She loves adventure and traveling which she set aside to take responsibilities to manage their business ever since their father died. Lee Shin thought "I will be 30 in few years. I need to do something adventurous" So she decided to pack her bag, take her passport and ready for few months of backpacking and everything changes when she met Kiel Jungye: a young, adventurous, reckless, careless and not to mention handsome backpacker. They started their adventure together without any plans. What will happen if a strict, careful, calculative woman will be partnered with a happy-go-lucky, live the moment and don't mind about the future attitude kind of man? Will love be enough for them to keep each other? What will happen if the adventure and travel ends?