What happened to the kid who got his tongue stuck on a pole in a Christmas story?

Edward, an 18-year-old college student, found himself stuck inside of a dark abyss. "Where am I?" [Spawning Dungeon Champion] "Huh?" With only a single notice, he now housed an unfamiliar body in a dark broody dungeon being forced to attack trespassers. Will he ever find a way out? Or will he be a tool for endless slaughter? Or will he perhaps... do something else entirely? Warning and potential spoiler Due to the nature of the novel the MC will be switching between bodies. That's why the status window was made the way it was. If that's not your thing you might want to skip this one. The progress is not reset though. Discord Server: https://discord.gg/vrwdkurhaA

Immortal. All-powerful. A singular existence in the cosmos. The Phoenix. Thoughtlessly leaving comment on a forum one night, had Phenex thrust into the world of Planetos, as a being of nigh-unlimited power. And with his arrival the destiny of Westeros and the rest of the world will never be the same. ................................ This Fan-Fiction is about the Game of Thrones Series with minor elements from the books. It is a slow paced story and therefore a bit different than my other works. There will be a multi-pairing, but not in a typical harem setting. Meaning the MC will have multiple partners, but they do not necessarily stay with him and are not his silent trophies. Though he will of course have permanent partners. I will upload this story monthly, but more than 35 advanced chapters of this story are on my p@treon account, which I update daily. This account isn't a priority of mine and just exists to stop others from stealing my intellectual property. (My p@treon-acc: www.p@treon.com/GodOfFreedom; Don't forget to change the @ for an a...) Last, but not least, I don't own anything but my own characters, as I do not own the cover image, which I found on the internet. If you are the creator and want me to take it down, just send me a message or leave a comment. Enjoy!

Izuku Midoriya after his usual beating by Kacchan came home only to receive another scolding from his mother because he brought dirt inside the house so he was thrown out, it was just an excuse to see her lover, trying to find a place to pass the night he met an old man who asked a weird question but it was that question that changed everything mha/Genius MC/Crazy MC/

Uchiha Sasuke, younger brother of the last Uchiha heirs to a billion-dollar empire, is a normal University student. By a stroke of luck, he winds up saving an injured animal of what he thought was a dog. Meet Naruto, the youngest son of Hagoromo Gitsune. In debt to his saviour, Naruto offers to pay back the debt through one request. A misunderstanding occurs when Sasuke says "Be my lover." What happens when the naïve fox takes it literally? Warning: Boys love and ratings may go up (if not already). Don't like don't read.

Yay! Another Highschool DXD Fanfic since the other one is dropped because How stupid I am though it was my first I learnt my lesson The story about the photographer will be On Hiatus so Check it out Also cover not mine and if the artist ask me to take it down then I will gladly do it just gonna make sure my Internet doesn't fucks me Warning! Spelling is not perfect and all other bull crap that's all Also this fanfic may fall one day because of my shitty imagination so don't expect a better plotline and some stuff I don't know Ahem! Synopsis! Nishimura Nishina a Classic School Boy in Tokyo All that classic BS shite and then all of the sudden he was killed Not by fucking truck-kun but Heart-Kun (A Heart attack) As he was drifting through space for about a whole 1 hour he was suddenly met a God "What Wishes do you want to get reincarnated Sir. Nishina?"

She was the only prophet in the entire globe. Due to an accident, she was bound to be eighteen forever. From then on, she had a body that would never age. She was immune to diseases and death. On her 100th birthday, a scheme sent her into a deep slumber at the bottom of the ocean. By the time she woke up, eighty years had passed. She was mistaken as Mu Ling, the illegitimate daughter of the Mu family who was abandoned on an island. Ever since then, she took on Mu Ling's identity. Gifted with the ability to prophecize, coupled with her in-depth medical knowledge and intelligence, she swore she would exact revenge on the enemies of the real Mu Ling! Girls who knew how to flirt were said to live the best lives. That wasn't a problem for her. She would pretend to be innocent and weak! She wanted to turn the tide! Jerks and b*tches would all be punished! Zuo Qing was a rich and handsome guy. He was a young master of one of the four biggest families in the capital. People called him Master Qing. When the prophet who had lived for a hundred years met the wealthy Master Qing, she found herself completely within his grasp. "Good girl. I'll take care of you!" Zuo Qing exclaimed. "But the age gap between us is too great," Mu Ling said. "Are you saying I'm too old for you? I'm only ten years older than you. Is that too much?" Zuo Qing asked. Mu Ling was speechless. Could she tell him he was too young for her? After all, she was more than a hundred years older than him! However, when love showed up, nobody could shut it out. So what if they were a hundred years apart in age? Ever since then, Master Qing had a woman in his arms whenever he was out and about in the capital.