Are you telling the story or am I?

It depends on the context. Maybe it's a collaborative effort and both of us have a role in telling it.

Maybe it's because the story is too embarrassing. You don't want Khloe to know something that could make you look bad.

There could be several reasons. Firstly, if you don't read or listen to a lot of stories, you won't have a good model to follow. Secondly, not being able to express emotions well can make your stories seem dull. And thirdly, if you're not used to sequencing events in an engaging way, it will be hard to tell good stories.

Maybe you haven't practiced enough. Telling good stories takes time and effort to master.

Well, first of all, start with a catchy beginning, just like how you start a story. For example, you can use 'Once upon a time' or something similar to draw the audience in. Then, build up the plot, which is the main points of your speech. Instead of just stating facts dryly, make it a sequence of events or ideas. And end it with a satisfying conclusion, like the end of a good story, leaving the audience with something to think about.

Maybe you haven't practiced enough. The more you tell stories, the better you'll get.

Maybe you lack practice or haven't found your own storytelling style. Just keep trying and sharing your stories to get better feedback.

Honestly, this is not something you should tell your mother. It's a very personal and often considered an adult - themed or fetish - related topic. Your mother has a different relationship with you, and sharing this would cross boundaries and cause a great deal of discomfort for both of you. You should respect the nature of your relationship with her and keep this to yourself.

It depends on your actions and the perspective of the story. Maybe you've done some things that make you seem like a villain, or maybe there's a misunderstanding.

She may become angry, feel violated, and it could seriously damage your relationship with her. It's a very inappropriate topic to bring up in a family context.