Take BenGong's funny sentences

There are many classic and funny sentences. Here are some examples: I'm not a grass boat. Don't send your cheap words to me. I'm not RMB. How can you like to be with me? I will advance, you retreat, you advance, you silly child. I'm not being high-profile. I just suddenly opened my eyes and then suddenly closed them again. I'm not being high-profile. I just suddenly opened my eyes and then suddenly closed them again.

The roles included the male lead, Qin Jing, the female lead, Nianwei, and the male supporting character, Qin Yu. " I'm Fearless " was written by Cool Cat Ears, an ancient romance novel. When she was young, she was chased out of the Prime Minister's Mansion in the snow. She was once a zither player and a female official. She had wanted to take revenge and run away, but she had offended the noble King Jing. Many years later, he caressed her face and smiled. In this life, you are mine, only mine. I hope you will like this book.

The characters included the main character, Xiao Wusheng, the supporting character, Wei Shi, the supporting character, Empress Jiang, the male lead, Rong Yu, and the female lead, Shen Yuan. " I Only Want to Be Single " was written by Heng Shu. It was an ancient romance novel. User recommendation: The emperor only cared about eating, drinking, and playing. Empress Jiang only wanted to enjoy her old age by boating in the garden. The powerful minister had bad intentions and wanted to usurp power. In such a situation, she put oil, salt, sauce, and vinegar on the fire and stirred them. It was hot, cold, sour, and salty. At first glance, there seemed to be nothing wrong with it. However, she did not want to get married. A certain Eldest Princess declared," BenGong will first focus on governing the country and will never get married. Whoever dares to ask more will go eat shit first." Thus, day after day, the ministers became monks. One morning, the ministers knelt down and shouted," We admire Your Highness's determination to not marry for the country. We are willing to bear the burden with Your Highness. Today, we will definitely return home to divorce your wife, chase away your children, and disperse your family. We will personally experience the loneliness and hardship of Your Highness. What was that? A certain Eldest Princess was overjoyed." Are all the beloved ministers collectively crazy? That's good. We can give way to those young talents!" The ministers were as beautiful as flowers. She would only be in a good mood when she saw them, right? All the ministers vomited blood. A certain man was secretly worried. The road to chasing his wife was long. What should he do? He had a flash of inspiration. He might as well look for Grandpa Heng to calculate. Therefore, Grandpa Heng counted with his fingers." Your Highness is destined to have a marriage. You can't avoid it no matter what." A certain princess was helpless." Bengong only wants to be single." Grandpa Heng smiled." You can't hide." The Eldest Princess was depressed." The palace gate is an important place. You cannot set up a stall here in the future." Grandpa Heng lay on the ground silently. A certain Eldest Princess,"…" BenGong only wants to be single, what if Grandpa Heng doesn't allow it? The palace lights are burning, the moon is shining, and the country will be in chaos. Su hand holding chess to turn the tide, the world who is the master of the plan to decide. 。 I hope you will like this book.

There were novels similar to "This Queen Is Fearless" 1. Peach Edict. Author: Xiaofeng Qinglu Chapter 2: Beguiling Bone, Author: 15 Duanmu Jingchen 3:"Fat Farmer Girl Is Going to Make a Counterattack." Author: Mo Lan 4."She and Mr. Gu." Author: Gu Mushuang 5: Sweet Concubine 99, Author: The Cat Who Forgot to Breathe 6: After Wu Zetian's Rebirth as Lu Zhi, Author: Wine Tomato Tomato 7. Moon on the River Reflected on the Palace Wall by Qiao Yanyu 8:"After Reading My Heart, All the Villains Are Numbed." Author: Ye Jiubai 9: Concubine Rules, Author: Amei 10:"A Warm Marriage in a Sweet Style" by Wu Qianyu 11:"The Moon in the Girlhouse", Author: Yu Buyi "The First Vicious Sword of the Imperial City Division." Author: Tiny Rice Ball, Peach Control 13:"If You Don't Run, You'll Be Cried by the Princess." Author: Candy Eating Worm Prodigal Director, Author: Autumn Sword Fish Killer "Sorry to keep you waiting, Mr. Tang!" Author: Yao Yao Xian Er [Lotus Tent: The Rebirth of Prime Minister Quan's Palm], Author: As Painful as Painting Nine Leagues of the Phoenix Empress, Author: A Season of Liushang Qian Jin Mou, Author: Tian Tingxue You're in Glory, Author: Awo The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: [1. Tao Yao Order: Tao Yao is getting married.] The matchmaker said that her name was a very beautiful name. The peach blossoms are bright and bright. When the son returns home, he will be able to live in his own house. It meant that the bride and her family lived in harmony, and her children and grandchildren were prosperous and happy. Would her future life really be as beautiful as described in the Book of Songs? How should she manage this sudden and beautiful marriage? 2."Beguiling Bones": I read the author's "Fragrance of Clothes" a few years ago. The writing style was very good. It was just that the male protagonist had a wife, concubines, and children. The female protagonist was a second wife. She didn't really like this kind of setting. This male lead was not bad. Her writing style was quite good. The female lead and the two male supporting characters were reborn, and the male lead appeared very late. The male lead didn't appear as much as Meng. The male and female leads had been spending less time together and more time apart. It felt like the development of the two of them did not go deep. The big boss did not write much about their interactions in detail at the end. It was quite disappointing. It felt like the ending had come to an abrupt end. It was not enough. 3."Fat Farmer Girl Is Going to Make a Counterattack": Once she transmigrated, she became fat and round. She originally wanted to lose weight and start a career. She did not expect to be pestered by the profligate prince. The prince was a silly and sweet person. He wanted to bring her to eat, drink, and have fun. However, he did not expect to be turned into an emperor by his wife. 4."She and Mr. Gu": See what good stuff I found (`́),🌸🌸🍁🍁🌷🌷😘😘 5.<<Sweet Concubine 99>> He was Beichen Yue, the cold-blooded and decisive ninth prince of Beichen Kingdom. As he was framed, his grandfather told the Emperor in his dream that as long as the youngest daughter of the richest merchant in Jiangnan, Mu Jiujiu, married into the family, the Ninth Prince would wake up immediately. However, when he woke up, he was extremely disgusted with this marriage."Do you know how to embroider? Do you know how to play the piano? Do you know how to play chess? Ha, you don't know anything and you want to marry into my Yue King's mansion? Chase her to the side courtyard!“​ A month later. "Wifey, look, this is the mandarin duck I embroidered for you…" "Do you want your husband to play the song 'Phoenix Seeking Phoenix'?" "Wifey, if your husband takes another step, you will lose. Do you want to go back?“ Mu Jiujiu was speechless. Help, my husband is slapping my face online every day, what should I do?​ 6."After Wu Zetian Reborn as Lu Zhi": In the first year of Shenlong, Wu Zetian passed away in Shangyang Palace. When she woke up again, she had transmigrated into Lu Zhi, who was in her thirties. She had just ended two years of being a hostage and was sent back to her husband Liu Ji's army by the Chu army. At this time, Liu Ji had not changed his name and was not called Liu Bang yet. Wu Zetian laughed loudly. Everyone is calling me the second Empress Lu, so I'll experience how to be Empress Lu herself! [Lu Zhi picked up the horsewhip and whipped it down at Liu Jipao's feet. "Although victory and defeat are common in a military, this whip is for the casualties of the Battle of Peng City." [Lu Zhi pointed at Shen Shiqi and said with a smile, "One day, people will accuse you and me of not cultivating our morals and causing chaos in the palace. Don't panic when the time comes. It's proof that I've reached the peak of power." [In the face of Princess Lu Yuan, the love-minded daughter who refused to come to her senses and wanted to marry the traitor, Lu Zhi sighed at Bo Ji. "The world is sober. You should go and persuade her." [Looking at Concubine Qi's gloomy face, Lu Zhi laughed instead of getting angry. "The Emperor was badly beaten by Chief Maodun and almost starved to death in Ping Cheng. With such exuberant energy, it's better to think about how to suppress the Han court." [Lu Zhi rolled his eyes. He had heard such words like "Xiaohui is not like me" and "Ruyi is like me" in his previous life. Whenever the old Emperor wanted to change the Crown Prince, there was nothing new to say. Even if the children are not like you, what does it matter? As long as they are like me, regardless of whether it is a son or a daughter, they might be able to become the eternal emperor.] --------------- The female lead of this article did not have a CP and was focused on her career. There were not many palace fights. 7."The Moon on the River Reflected on the Palace Wall": To her, the inside of the vermilion wall was filled with wolves, tigers, and leopards. They ate raw meat and drank blood, tearing apart bones and entering their stomachs. But now that she was back, her appearance did not change, and she was reborn. 8:"After Reading My Heart, All Villains Win":"Rebirth + Family Mind Reading + Group Pet + Male Lead + Female Lead Omnipotent Gaga Strong" Ning Zhishui died on the path to heaven, just one step away from becoming an immortal. The mighty figures of the other aristocratic families all brought their family treasures to block the last hurdle. They laughed at her and each of them gave her a kick."Who asked Fellow Daoist Ning to not have the support of her family?" However, the heavens did not disappoint her and gave her a chance to be reborn! Ning Zhishui sharpened her knife and planned to live a second life. She must bring her entire family to ascend together! What aristocratic family! My Ning family is the number one family! However, he did not expect… [My father, who eventually became an evil cultivator, clearly had the immortal bone, but he didn't notice it for his entire life. In the end, it was obtained by that evil person!] [Mother, do you know that your name as the Poison Fairy is still being mentioned and cursed hundreds of years after your death?] [Brother, you're brave and brave, and your talent is extraordinary. Why did you fall in love with a white lotus? In the end, you even became a great demon for her. You didn't have a good ending!] [Second brother, your master is considerate to you just to possess you. You can't lose your mind like in your previous life and become his killing puppet!] [Auntie! Give up on that scumbag. He's already hooked up with your best friend and wants to harm you together. Then, he'll snatch the bracelet that you carry with you!] Everyone in the Ning family was speechless. How could this be? In the end, Ning Zhishui looked at her father who had discovered the immortal bone, her mother who had become a Fairy Doctor, her elder brother who had dumped White Lotus, her second brother who had killed her master and absorbed her cultivation, and her aunt who had kept the bracelet and advanced all the way... She was dumbfounded. 9."Concubine Rules": A copy of "Concubine Rules" He used both methods. Three or four times to deceive mother-in-law for five hundred years, we have been happy enemies. I never get tired of laughing and cursing, It happened to be under the moon. 10:"Sweet Wedding Series": Little Yu's new book series. Just looking at the cover makes me feel very, very sweet! The opening was a little unique. Lord Nan Zhu had "died" the moment he appeared. Hahaha, it was a little funny. However, this was a story from his previous life and this life. It was probably a foreshadowing for Nan Zhu from his previous life to find a female lead in this life. He was looking forward to Lord Bamboo's next appearance. The female lead, Jiang Ruotong, had a very likeable personality. From her fight with Chen Jinshan, it could be seen that the female lead was not a saint. She did not cause trouble but was not afraid of trouble either. She had her own judgment and had a good outlook on life. She was the one who liked it! Looking forward to the follow-up! If you like it, hurry up and collect it! In her previous life, Su Yu obeyed her family's arrangement and married her husband, Xie Shiyan. Although her husband came from a grassroots background, he was also diligent and hardworking. He was born with good strength. After the marriage, the couple's life was still considered carefree. However, not long after, a delicate and timid widow sister-in-law came. Sister-in-law looked delicate, but her thoughts were not simple at all. In the name of taking care of her nephew, she approached Xie Shiyan secretly and helped him wash his clothes and fold his blanket. She served him tea and stayed in the study for a few hours. His thoughts were as clear as day. And the careless Xie Shiyan accepted everything. Su Yu did not want to embarrass her family, so she asked her sister-in-law to talk to her alone. However, her sister-in-law said that she and Xie Shiyan were already husband and wife, and even pointed out that her four-year-old nephew was Xie Shiyan's biological child. Su Yu was so angry that when she went to confront Xie Shiyan, she happened to see him hugging his nephew and teasing him. Looking at the face of Xie Shiyan in his arms, Su Yuyi's blood boiled and she fainted. After her rebirth, she decided to separate from Xie Shiyan and take revenge for her betrayal in her previous life. <<The First Vicious Sword of the Imperial City Bureau>>: Three years ago, the Flying Sparrow Case started. His father was wronged and killed. Gu Weiwei was surrounded and killed in a mass grave! Three years later, when she returned to Bianjing, she became the number one vicious sword of the Imperial City Bureau, the Brave Dragon Slayer! …… Censor Han had been engaged three times, and all three families had been imprisoned. This time, he was determined to find a villain to be his nemesis! "If I don't run, I'll be rolled up by the princess and cry." After Su Ying 'er was rolled up, she dressed up as the sixth princess of Tian Yuan Country. It was just that his mother was not favored and did not have enough to eat or wear. From time to time, he would be bullied by his mother's colleagues and the other sisters. His life was difficult and his life was in danger. Thus, Su Ying 'er decided to open the book! He rolled it himself, his mother rolled it, and coaxed the emperor's big boss to be happy. Were good days still far away? * Su Ying 'er must be crazy, bringing Noble Ning out to practice dancing every day in the snow, wasn't she afraid of freezing her delicate and soft mother to death? However, not only did Noble Ning not freeze to death, she even became more beautiful and freezing! What kind of fairy dance was this? Everyone expressed that they wanted to learn! Su Ying 'er spread out her hands,"Help yourself." Soon, all the concubines and princesses were bedridden. If they asked, they would have caught a cold or a fever. Thus, Noble Ning, who had defeated everyone, monopolized the Sacred Favor, while Su Ying 'er saw Imperial Father every day. * The emperor opened the back door, the daughter's body is weak, learning tired, can pass, can not be too harsh. The Headmaster expressed his shock! Having just recovered from a serious illness, the little fellow happily walked into the Imperial College with two small chirps on his head and big eyes that were like black grapes, making everyone look adorable. The Headmaster decided to listen to the Emperor and be more lenient to the Little Princess, while the princes decided to treat the Sixth Sister better. * When the princesses were admiring the flowers, the moon, and the handsome men, she buried her head in writing and invented toilet paper to benefit the people. She was deeply loved by the emperor and loved by the people. While the imperial concubines were chatting, Noble Ning practiced the four arts of zither, chess, calligraphy, painting, singing, and dancing to cater to the boss's preferences and become his partner. Su Yin has many children, but no one has ever been as likable as Su Ying 'er, always placing him in her heart, doing so many things for Zhen at such a young age! "Prodigal Director": 3 stars + urban entertainment style. The main character was a rich second-generation heir who inherited tens of billions of assets in order not to return home. Fighting with his parents to make a movie. It was the first time that he had made a half-dead movie. Then I got an entertainment system "Sorry to keep you waiting, Mr. Tang!" Forced by her stepmother, she had no choice but to sign an agreement with a mysterious rich man to marry into a rich family. Three years after their marriage, her rich husband spoiled her to the heavens. Except that she did not give birth to an heir. In the luxurious villa, Pei Qiqi angrily threw the newspaper at the man."It says I'm a hen that doesn't lay eggs. Tang Yu, it's obviously your problem." The man put down the newspaper and agreed with his wife's words seriously."How can you write nonsense? You're clearly a pig!" "Dunn! Yu!" She stomped her feet in anger! The man chuckled."It doesn't matter if I have a child or not. You're my little baby." Pei Qiqi thought to herself,[How did this scene change so quickly?] 16:"Lotus Tent: The Prime Minister's Palm Reborn": In her previous life, she was originally a noble lady who was pampered in the mansion. In the end, she became a plaything in the hands of a tyrant. On a snowy night, she was naked and died without a burial place. When she returned from the dream, she pulled out the hairpin without hesitation and stabbed it at the person's neck. Since she wanted to pay with blood, then from now on… 17."Nine Leagues of the Phoenix Empress":[Add more kisses ~(^Ü ^)-Stars] 18."Thousand Gold Conspiracy": At the Four Nations Conference, she played a wonderful game of chess and shocked everyone. The princes and powerful ministers of various countries all asked for her hand in marriage, but she did not agree to any of them. From then on, she gained an arrogant reputation. Matchmakers did not dare to enter her house. When the two countries were at war, the prince of the other side promised to offer her up and use four cities to make up for the war. The two countries were reconciled, and she received the emperor's decree. She rode out and took half of the other side's territory. From then on, civil officials and generals passed by her house and dismounted on foot. When the prince chose his wife, the crown prince granted her the position of the main consort. She only took out two boxes of chess pieces and said with a smile,"Even a beggar can get her out of this situation, but she can't. Even the emperor is not her good person. From then on, chess skills became a must for the royal family to choose their consort." He once said, I am a hostage to another country, and you will never leave me. In the future, when I rule the world, you will be the only one by my side. In the end, her lies shattered her true feelings. She turned around and jumped off the cliff, saying to him,"Sima Shang, if I don't die, the Mo Kingdom will perish!" [Thousand] Charming and charming will eventually grow old, and prosperity will accompany life. 19:"You are in glory": keywords: firefighter, redemption, rebirth In his previous life, the male protagonist exchanged a life for a life. He saved the female protagonist from the fire, but left himself a memorial service. In this life, the female protagonist, who had been saved by the male protagonist, would use her sincere heart to save that cute person. To the person closest to danger in a peaceful era--the firefighter. Demining: None You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.

" The Villain Chat Group of the Universe " was a novel with a very novel plot. The author used the pen name " Don't Dance Awkwardly ". This novel was very light and funny. It was a complete novel, and the readers could feel the happy atmosphere from the name. In addition, there was also a novel called " The Beloved Concubine's Drinking Addict: The Prince's Going ". It was also a funny joke with a routine that made the readers laugh until their stomachs hurt. These novels were all works with unique routines, and there was no lack of divine works written by great gods.

The following were some of the recommended funny immortal cultivation novels: " Hilarious Wuliang Concubine: My Consort Loves Money Too Much "," Hilarious Immortal Cultivation Adorable Fox Cannot Escape "," Transformed Immortal Cultivation God Tycoon "," I'm Raising Pigs in the Xianxia World "," Immortal Cultivation, the Most Scamming Kind "," Useless Immortal Cultivation Koi Fish "," Top-grade Heaven-defying Immortal Cultivation System "," Dao Fa Void ", and so on. These novels are all completed funny immortal cultivation novels. I hope you like them!

It's better to drink than to drink. 2. Drink in moderation. Life is short. Don't let drinking ruin everything. 3. Drink happily, drink freely, don't drink until you're muddle-headed. Be the last to drive home. Don't treat others as fools when drinking, and don't treat yourself as a fool. You must pay attention to your safety when drinking. Don't drink and drive. Don't drink and drive. Don't drink and drive. 6. Drinking is harmful to the body. It is better to exercise more to maintain good health. Let drinking become a good memory.

To be continued Condor Hero, save me! 3. The high-energy non-combatants in front of them should retreat quickly! I am not talented, I don't have golden armor, I don't have seven-colored clouds, I don't have the attention of thousands of people, I only have one true heart. I don't know if you are willing to be my purple glow. If the Jianghu is dangerous, please return to the cabin.

The Demon King's Favorite Concubine.

An example of Jin Yong's Wuxia joke is as follows: 1 " I'll force myself." Yang Guo 2 " Let him be strong, let him be strong, the breeze blows over the hills." Huang yaoshi 3." The world's martial arts come from my Xuanming lineage." Huang Chang 4 " I haven't been a big brother for a long time." Wei xiaobao "Do you think I'm a fool? Do you know how to spell my name?" Duan Yu