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Blind date skit, Song Xiaobao 1

2025-01-14 11:14
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Song Xiaobao was Zhao Benshan's apprentice. He had a role in the skit " Blind Date 1." This skit was directed by Zhao Benshan, scripted by Yin Qi, and performed by Zhao Benshan, Song Xiaobao, and Zhao Haiyan. It was broadcast on February 1, 2011 at the Spring Festival Gala of LiaoningTV. The story was about Zhao Laohan and Haiyan, an old divorced couple. Haiyan brought home his new blind date, Xiao Song. Zhao Laohan couldn't dodge in time. Haiyan simply said that Zhao Laohan was his cousin who had been paralyzed for many years, which triggered a series of jokes. Song Xiaobao played the role of Xiao Song, the blind date partner in this skit.

My Mr. Song is extremely protective!

My Mr. Song is extremely protective!

[ era Wen ] died after experiencing the apocalypse for ten years. He wore the clothes of a newlywed wife who was despised by her husband's family. He fought with the best, abused the scum, and changed the fate of the apocalypse. In the 1980s, she was living well. And he was a strong and overbearing prince charming. He was professional in protecting his wife, and in order to repay his kindness, he married a fat wife. One day, he realized that after his wife woke up, she was a completely different person... ... Lin Lei: "Song Yi, I want a divorce. It's not suitable for us to have a generation gap! ". Song Yi: "Don't even think about it. You will be my wife for the rest of your life. If you want to leave me, no way! " Lin Lei: "You Scoundrel, I'm not your wife! " Song Yi: "I forgot. Then let's make our relationship real now! " [ explosive love story + 1V1 + double purity + power + fantasy ]
4.1
2603 Chs
I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse

I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse

Tricked by a soothsaying mother, during the ghost year, ghost month, ghost day, and the wide-open Ghost Gate, I sneaked into the deep mountains with a Zhang Family heirloom, the Star Stealing Life-changing Talisman. By a mix-up of Yin and Yang, a devastatingly beautiful thousand-year-old female corpse absorbed some of my life force, and she awakened... Kids over 12, please watch this book together with the little buddy on your back, and don't block his view! (Note: don't turn back now, because he has also seen this text!)
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930 Chs
Forced to Date a Big Shot

Forced to Date a Big Shot

Xue Xi is forced to fall in love at first sight with this dangerous man on their first meeting. With death being the only other option, she makes the first move: “I am rich and I can fight.” “Be my boyfriend and I’ll protect you.” From then on, news of the Xue family’s eldest daughter and number one student keeping a gigolo slowly gets out. Alas, she is someone who protects people she calls her own fiercely, until that fateful day—shielding the man behind her from the supposed-hooligans, she proclaims coldly: “My boyfriend is timid, so come at me if you have any issues instead.” The hooligans shivers in fear as they look toward a certain big boss who is being protected. So the infamous “Black Yama” actually has this kind of hobby?
4.7
909 Chs
I Met The Female CEO While Escaping A Blind Date

I Met The Female CEO While Escaping A Blind Date

William Scott, a soldier, returned to the city with the goal to live the rest of his life peacefully. He would practice the lifestyle of a retired person. However, his mother set him up on blind dates time and again. Unwilling to keep up with her arrangements, he was left with no choice but to pretend to be in a relationship with Yvette Quinn, a female CEO who was also forced by her parents to go on blind dates. To his surprise, this was only the beginning of many troubles to come. Before he could get to settling those troubles, he first needed to sort out an even more pressing problem. The girl looked at him and asked, “Take a guess. Am I the elder cousin or the younger cousin? As my boyfriend, you should be able to differentiate between the two of us, right?” His contract girlfriend was so unprofessional. Although they had an agreement, she was always asking her younger cousin to take her place and pretend to be her around him. What should he do about that?
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890 Chs
Blind Spot

Blind Spot

[The 34th Galaxy Award for Best Online Novel] [The No.1 on the Science Fiction Literature IP Adaptation Value Potential List (2023)] [The Best Chinese Science Fiction Online Novel] … Have you heard? When the night is deep and silent, if you open your music player, put on headphones, curl up under the covers, and cover your head, listening to the same song on loop. After the loop has played forty-four times and you fall asleep, if you're unlucky, when you open your eyes again, you will no longer be lying in your own bed, but will have entered a bizarre space completely isolated from reality. That space... on the surface, it appears to be places we commonly see, such as one’s own bedroom, the living room at home, the underground garage, the bathroom, the basketball court, construction sites, etc., but if you observe carefully, you'll realize that everything is different...everything. ==== This is the story of an ordinary person, named Common, who after acquiring supernatural abilities, gradually transforms and grows in an alternate world, ultimately reaching the pinnacle of their experience.
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765 Chs
Odyssey of the Blind God

Odyssey of the Blind God

In a desolate world where humans are on the brink of extinction, conquering countless dungeons, fighting against ferocious beasts, what happens to someone blind and powerless? Nial's glorious fate was taken from him when he was only three, leaving him blind and without a trace of mana. 15 years later he was still enduring the humiliation of a rotten society that favored the mighty. Society nearly took away his innocence and brightness, forcing him to mature, giving him an unbending will. However, everything changed the moment he awoke his Origin. He devoured Ancient Curses and slaughtered Gods and Devils! Angels? He will make them kneel! Devils and the such? All will be in his grasp ** Even though I’m blind, I see more than anyone else! I devour Curses and take control over darkness. Mark my words… [It will be all of you that will have to kneel in front of me!] Just come at me Dragons, Angels, Devils, and Gods…if you dare to! Otherwise, my ascend will be your doom! Follow the odyssey of an ordinary, blind youth towards godhood as his fate that had once been taken from him shall be returned. Witness his pain, and growth to an existence feared even by Ancient Gods and Fiends from primordial times! ** [A/N: The MC's behavior in the early stage of the Novel will be different from what the Synopsis suggests. Please take a note of that while reading :D]
4.5
766 Chs

Song Xiaobao's skit

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2025-01-13 23:41

The rain and dew were the lines in the short play " The Legend of Zhen Huan " performed by Song Xiaobao on the variety show " Happy Comedian." The content of the lines was: "Ever since I entered the palace, I have been favored by the emperor alone." There are three thousand beauties in the harem, but the emperor favors me alone. So I advised the emperor to share the rain and dew equally, but the emperor refused to listen…

Song Xiaobao's Comedy Skit

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2025-01-18 18:13

Song Xiaobao was a well-known comedy actor, famous for his comedy skits. His skit works included Pretense to Reality, The Legend of Zhen Huan, Pengci, Blind Date, Noodles Eating, Driver's Disturb, and Love That Can't Be Isolated. These skits were very popular with the audience for their funny and humorous style. Song Xiaobao's skits had a high number of views and likes on all major platforms. His acting talent and sense of humor were highly praised. His skits not only made the audience laugh, but also showed his unique charm in the field of comedy.

Song Xiaobao skit eating noodles

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2025-01-17 05:38

Song Xiaobao's skit " Eating Noodles " was his work on the 2016 Spring Festival Gala on Liao Ning TV. The skit told the story of a witty and humorous migrant worker who decided to dine and dash in order to deal with the sky-high price of noodles in the restaurant. He also used a series of divine logic to deal with all the members of the restaurant. The skit was widely forwarded and discussed on the Internet. It was thought to have an amazing laugh and satirized the high-priced prawn scam.

Song Xiaobao's funniest skit

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2025-01-15 09:30

Song Xiaobao's funniest skits had many classic works, including Blind Date, The Legend of Zhen Huan, and Eating Noodles. These skits brought endless laughter to the audience through Song Xiaobao's exaggerated and humorous performance style. " Blind Date " was Song Xiaobao's famous work. One of the classic lines was," Haiyan, you should be more careful!" It was even more well-known. The Legend of Zhen Huan was a skit based on the background of the battle in Zhen Huan's harem. It incorporated many funny plots. Eat Noodles, on the other hand, told the story of a witty and humorous peasant worker who ate and dined in order to deal with the sky-high price of noodles in a restaurant. These skits showcased Song Xiaobao's comedic talent and humor, bringing joy and laughter to the audience.

Song Xiaobao's skit script

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2025-01-13 18:56

" The Legend of Zhen Huan " was a skit performed by Song Xiaobao on the variety show " Happy Comedian ". There was a line in it," Ever since I entered the palace, I have been favored by the Emperor alone. There were three thousand beauties in the harem, but the emperor only doted on me. Thus, I advised the emperor to share the rain and dew equally, but the emperor refused to listen." The lines of the skit described Song Xiaobao's role as the concubine, who advised the emperor to let all the concubines get the emperor's favor, not just herself.

Song Xiaobao's " Blind Date March ". What was the music that Song Xiaobao and his son danced to at the end? Song title!

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2024-09-26 16:33

In Song Xiaobao's " Blind Date March," the last song Song Xiaobao danced to with his son was " Father." The song was written by Eason Chan. The song was released in 2011. It was a touching song about a father's care and love for his child. Eason Chan won many music awards for this song and became a well-loved representative piece.

Song Xiaobao's skit of eating noodles

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2025-01-15 13:46

Song Xiaobao's three most popular skits were " Blind Date,"" Legend of Zhen Huan," and " Eating Noodles." Among them," Eating Noodles " was Song Xiaobao's work on the 2016 Liao TV Spring Festival Gala. The skit told the story of a witty and humorous farmer who decided to dine and dash in order to deal with the sky-high price of noodles in the restaurant. He also used a series of divine logic to deal with all the members of the restaurant. This skit was widely forwarded and discussed on the Internet during the Spring Festival. It was shocking and also satirized the phenomenon of high-priced prawns. " Eating Noodles " was Song Xiaobao's first skit after his popularity. It showcased his unique acting style and humorous talent. The highlight of this skit was " Sea cucumbers are sea cucumbers. I don't know if they are serious or not " and the calculation questions that Song Xiaobao had confused the restaurant owner. Through these three skits, Song Xiaobao gradually became successful and matured on the road of acting.

Begging Song Xiaobao for a skit title? Three characters: Xiaobao, girlfriend, and a sissy

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2024-09-26 16:25

Song Xiaobao's skit might be called "The Three Xiaobao and the Sissy." In this skit, Song Xiaobao played the role of three Xiaobao and they met a sissy character. This skit was usually funny and told the absurd experiences of a group of small people in their lives.

Rain and dew are equally stained by Song Xiaobao's skit

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2025-01-13 22:01

Song Xiaobao's skit was called " The Legend of Zhen Huan."

Song Xiaobao's hilarious skit, The Legend of Zhen Huan

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2025-01-09 19:54

Song Xiaobao's three most popular skits were " Blind Date,"" Legend of Zhen Huan," and " Eating Noodles." Among them," The Legend of Zhen Huan " was a purely funny skit that made the whole country fall in love with Song Xiaobao. His performance in the skit was very funny, especially his line," Ever since I entered the palace, I have been favored by the Emperor alone. There are three thousand beauties in the harem, but I am the only one who is favored. I advised the Emperor to share the rain and dew equally, but he just didn't listen..." It quickly increased his popularity. This skit had also caused a craze for imitations. Many celebrities had imitated him, but none of them had surpassed his performance. In addition, the sequel to " The Legend of Zhen Huan "," The Bizarre Legend of Zhen Huan ", was also very popular. Especially when Song Xiaobao appeared with a dark doll in his arms, it pushed the skit to a new climax. "Eating Noodles" was Song Xiaobao's work on the 2016 Liao TV Spring Festival Gala.

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