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Song Xiaobao's skit

2025-01-13 23:41
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The rain and dew were the lines in the short play " The Legend of Zhen Huan " performed by Song Xiaobao on the variety show " Happy Comedian." The content of the lines was: "Ever since I entered the palace, I have been favored by the emperor alone." There are three thousand beauties in the harem, but the emperor favors me alone. So I advised the emperor to share the rain and dew equally, but the emperor refused to listen…

My Mr. Song is extremely protective!

My Mr. Song is extremely protective!

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God´s Eyes

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Author(s)
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유려한

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So You're Such A Doctor Song

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Song Xiaobao's skit script

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2025-01-13 18:56

" The Legend of Zhen Huan " was a skit performed by Song Xiaobao on the variety show " Happy Comedian ". There was a line in it," Ever since I entered the palace, I have been favored by the Emperor alone. There were three thousand beauties in the harem, but the emperor only doted on me. Thus, I advised the emperor to share the rain and dew equally, but the emperor refused to listen." The lines of the skit described Song Xiaobao's role as the concubine, who advised the emperor to let all the concubines get the emperor's favor, not just herself.

Blind date skit, Song Xiaobao 1

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2025-01-14 11:14

Song Xiaobao was Zhao Benshan's apprentice. He had a role in the skit " Blind Date 1." This skit was directed by Zhao Benshan, scripted by Yin Qi, and performed by Zhao Benshan, Song Xiaobao, and Zhao Haiyan. It was broadcast on February 1, 2011 at the Spring Festival Gala of LiaoningTV. The story was about Zhao Laohan and Haiyan, an old divorced couple. Haiyan brought home his new blind date, Xiao Song. Zhao Laohan couldn't dodge in time. Haiyan simply said that Zhao Laohan was his cousin who had been paralyzed for many years, which triggered a series of jokes. Song Xiaobao played the role of Xiao Song, the blind date partner in this skit.

What was Erya's name in Song Xiaobao's skit?

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2024-09-19 19:24

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Rain and dew are equally stained by Song Xiaobao's skit

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2025-01-13 22:01

Song Xiaobao's skit was called " The Legend of Zhen Huan."

Song Xiaobao's hilarious skit, The Legend of Zhen Huan

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2025-01-09 19:54

Song Xiaobao's three most popular skits were " Blind Date,"" Legend of Zhen Huan," and " Eating Noodles." Among them," The Legend of Zhen Huan " was a purely funny skit that made the whole country fall in love with Song Xiaobao. His performance in the skit was very funny, especially his line," Ever since I entered the palace, I have been favored by the Emperor alone. There are three thousand beauties in the harem, but I am the only one who is favored. I advised the Emperor to share the rain and dew equally, but he just didn't listen..." It quickly increased his popularity. This skit had also caused a craze for imitations. Many celebrities had imitated him, but none of them had surpassed his performance. In addition, the sequel to " The Legend of Zhen Huan "," The Bizarre Legend of Zhen Huan ", was also very popular. Especially when Song Xiaobao appeared with a dark doll in his arms, it pushed the skit to a new climax. "Eating Noodles" was Song Xiaobao's work on the 2016 Liao TV Spring Festival Gala.

Song Xiaobao's skit, robbery lines. Thank you.

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2024-09-26 16:35

I haven't seen the comedy, Song Xiaobao's skit, Robbery, so I can't provide the relevant lines. However, if you want to watch the skit, you can search for relevant content on various major video platforms to watch it. At the same time, if you have any other questions, please feel free to ask me.

Begging Song Xiaobao for a skit title? Three characters: Xiaobao, girlfriend, and a sissy

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2024-09-26 16:25

Song Xiaobao's skit might be called "The Three Xiaobao and the Sissy." In this skit, Song Xiaobao played the role of three Xiaobao and they met a sissy character. This skit was usually funny and told the absurd experiences of a group of small people in their lives.

Song Xiaobao's skit,'Eating skewers' lines, please complete version?

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2024-09-26 16:28

The complete lines of Song Xiaobao's skit,"Eating skewers," were as follows: (Scene: Song Xiaobao and his partner, Mary, are eating skewers) Song Xiaobao: "Mary, come and see how delicious this skewer is!" Mary: Yeah, it tastes so good! Song Xiaobao: This skewer of meat is so fresh. It should be chewy! Mary: Yeah, yeah, I think so too! Song Xiaobao: Mary, look at the ingredients for this skewer. Mary: Yes, there's beef, mutton, chicken, vegetables, and chili! Song Xiaobao: Ah, this is too rich! Mary: Yeah, yeah. Can the skewers we usually eat taste like this? Song Xiaobao: Yes, yes, it can be seen how delicious this skewer is! (Scene change: Song Xiaobao and his partner are drinking.) Song Xiaobao: "Mary, look at this wine! It's so delicious!" Mary: Yeah, yeah, I think so too! Song Xiaobao,"This wine tastes so good that it's different from drinks!" Mary: Yes, yes, I like the taste of this wine too! Song Xiaobao: Mary, do you know? I recently discovered a special snack Mary: Really? What is it? Song Xiaobao: It's a snack called "skewers". It tastes better than the usual skewers Mary: Ah, kebabs! I know that kebab! Song Xiaobao: Yes, yes, the skewers are different from the usual skewers Mary: Ah, what's the difference? Song Xiaobao: It uses this special seasoning to marinate and then roast the meat.

Song Xiaobao's skit 'Judging a Book by its Eye', please help me

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2024-09-26 16:36

The script for Song Xiaobao's skit,'Judging a Book by its Eye', was as follows: [Setting: A company office.] [Character: Song Xiaobao, Xiao Li, Xiao Zhang, Xiao Li's boyfriend Xiao Wang.] (Song Xiaobao walked into the office and saw Xiao Li working at his desk. He walked over and asked him,"How's work?") Xiao Li:(Frowning) Not too good. There's been some problems in the company recently. Song Xiaobao:(with concern) What's the problem? Xiao Li:(smiling bitterly) Sigh, some people in the company always look at people's faces first. I'm so handsome that they're prejudiced against me and my work is affected. Song Xiaobao:(Frowning even more) Oh, then why are they prejudiced against you? Xiao Li:(embarrassed) Because they think I'm too young and have no work experience, so they always think I'm not mature enough. Song Xiaobao:(Frowning slightly) Do you think you are lacking in anything? Xiao Li:(After thinking for a while) I think it's mainly because I'm not diligent enough and didn't show enough strength. Song Xiaobao:(Nodding) That's true. What do you think we should do? Li:(Hesitating for a moment) I plan to learn more business knowledge and then consult my colleagues to try to show my strength as soon as possible. Song Xiaobao:(encouraging) Very good. I believe you can do better. (Then turn around and leave) (Xiao Zhang walked into the office and saw Xiao Li talking to Song Xiaobao. He came over and asked him,"Teacher Song, how is Xiao Li recently?") Song Xiaobao:(Smiling) Xiao Zhang and Xiao Li seem to be troubled recently. Xiao Zhang:(with concern) What's wrong? Song Xiaobao:(consoling) Don't worry, he's just a young novice. As long as he studies hard, he will definitely overcome the difficulties. (At this moment, Xiao Li suddenly turned around and saw Song Xiaobao looking at him and greeting him with a smile.) Xiao Li:(excited) Hello, Teacher Song Xiaobao! Can I have a chat with you? Song Xiaobao:(Happy) Of course, what do you want to talk about? Xiao Li:(confidently) I think I still have a lot of potential. Do you have any suggestions?

I'm begging for the lines from Song Xiaobao's skit,'Eating Noodles'!

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2024-09-26 16:06

Song Xiaobao's skit "Eating Noodles" had the following lines: Old Zhao, these are two bowls of noodles. Enjoy. (Zhao Liang brings two bowls of noodles to Old Zhao) This bowl of noodles has onions and chili. It tastes good. (Zhao Liang handed a big bowl of noodles to Old Zhao and placed another bowl in front of him.) 3 This bowl of noodles is only cheap at 5 yuan. (Zhao Liang handed a big bowl of noodles to Old Zhao and placed another bowl in front of him.) Old Zhao, are you done eating? (Zhao Liang looks at Old Zhao) Old Zhao, what do you want to eat? (Zhao Liang asks) 6. I want to eat hot and dry noodles. (Old Zhao nods) 7 Then give me a bowl of hot dry noodles. (Zhao Liang hands Old Zhao a big bowl of hot dry noodles) Old Zhao, are you done eating? (Zhao Liang looks at Old Zhao) Old Zhao, what else do you want to eat? (Zhao Liang asks) 10. Want to eat mixed noodles. (Old Zhao nods) 11, then give me a bowl of mixed noodles. (Zhao Liang hands a big bowl of noodles to Old Zhao) Old Zhao, Have You Finished Eating? (Zhao Liang looks at Old Zhao) Old Zhao, what else do you want to eat? (Zhao Liang asks) Then give me a bowl of Oil Doused Noodles. (Zhao Liang hands Old Zhao a big bowl of Oil Doused Noodles) Old Zhao, Have You Finished Eating? (Zhao Liang looks at Old Zhao) Old Zhao, what else do you want to eat? (Zhao Liang asks)

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