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There were novels similar to " 1: Life of a Small Official in the Ming Dynasty, Author: Selena 2."Group Pet Fuwa: Little Milk Bun is Milk and Fierce." Author: Lord Fox Loves Fish Life Advisor of the Southern Song Dynasty, Author: Amei 4."Don't Ask Where People Return to in Time Travel." Author: A Purple Doesn't Eat Coriander 5. Food Strategy of the Little Blessed Girl of the Farmer's Gate. Author: Rice Little Things in the Qing Dynasty. Author: Yu Fang 7: Suixi, Author: Yu Fang 8:"Married Mother through Flowers", Author: Like Water, Quiet Yang 9:"The Farmer's Widow Is Famous All Over the World", Author: Kong Qingyu 10:"A General's Wife", Author: Mu Yang Lan Cao 11: The Peasant Woman Farming in a Different World, Author: Qian Chengque 12:"Shu Daughter Is Free and Unfettered", Author: Drizzle Yi Yi "The Good Farmer Woman of Time Travel." Author: Tianni "After Exile, I Bring My Family to Farm and Ascend to the Throne." Author: Chang Ran Marriage, Author: Amei Blessing and Desire, Author: Yu Fang Prosperous Jin 'an, Author: Qi Lingwu Little Things in the Mansion, Author: Yufang Garden Fragrance, Author: Yi Ling Xian Yi, Author: Nongxue Tianzi The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."The Life of a Small Official in the Great Ming Dynasty": It's okay to finish reading it, don't worry!😊 2."Group Pet Fuwa: Little Milk Bun Is Milk and Fierce":(Group Pet + Space + Miracle Doctor + Filthy God and Lucky Star Double Possession) Sick and Beautiful Killer Transmigrated into a Farmer's Calamity Little Milk Bun! Her father was gone when she was born, and her grandfather was gone the next year. It was exactly the third year since Zhang Jiaxi transmigrated. Three days later, she looked at the old man in the coffin who wanted to drown her but had to suffer the consequences. Once the person lay down, the cloth was covered, and the whole village, old and young, served the dishes. Once the coffin was lifted, the earth was buried, and from then on, the human world would no longer exist. However, life still had to go on. Xiao Xi looked at the poor and run-down courtyard that was flooded when it rained, and the poor and run-down courtyard that was leaking light when it was sunny. She then looked at the little child who was so hungry that he was swaying and her mother who was so sick that she could not get up. She did not panic. She had medical skills and even brought her own food! With his medical skills and his space, his days were flourishing. She had saved someone casually, but now she had an innocent master who was freeloading and swearing to lead her on the right path. Zhang Jiaxi,[She only wants to lie flat and be a salted fish, but this cheap master always wants to teach her how to be a person!] When the army of justice encountered the ruthless little devil, one would desperately send him away, while the other would desperately save him! The great wronged master thought, It takes a lot of energy to raise a big disciple, but it takes a lot of effort to raise a small disciple! God-level Support Eldest Senior Brother: Master said that Little Junior Sister is very vicious. As long as she doesn't touch human lives, she should do as she pleases. 3. Life Advisor of Southern Song Dynasty: Life Advisor of Northern Song Dynasty 4."Don't Ask Where People Go When I Transmigrate": You ask me how much I love you? I'm sorry, but I'm more greedy for this great country. Flowers bloom and wither naturally, always rely on the East King. In the past, Fang Zilan had always scoffed at this phrase, until the unreliable transmigration happened to her. Before she had time to carefully understand the meaning of this sentence, she first faced the classic dilemma raised by shakespeare: survival or destruction. Wasn't this nonsense? Of course, survival. However, after risking his life to rise to the position of a high official, he experienced what it meant to fall from the clouds into the dust. What a great East Monarch. Since you are all heartless emperors who only love the country and not beauties, then don't ask where this little girl is. 5."Food Guide for the Blessed Girl of the Farming Sect." When she woke up, Song Yue's soul directly entered the virtual dynasty. Not only did she become a little girl of the Farming Sect, but her family was also very poor. Fortunately, the Exchange System followed her. There were top-notch ingredients, peerless seasonings, and protective divine artifacts! In the end, she would use her good culinary skills to conquer the entire dynasty! - [Farming x Prosperity x Delicacy x Ancient Daily Life x Exchange System x Space] 6:"Little Things of the Great Qing Dynasty": ============ A rare background story, The male lead was a merchant, and the female lead was a second wife. The main character was given the most important responsibility of taking care of her sister's child. The story isn't big, but it's wonderful and beautiful. 7."Suixi": The story of the female protagonist's rebirth. After the female protagonist was reborn, in order to change her fate, she went to study medicine with a layman, arranged for her mother to fake her death, and severed ties with her family. 8:"Marry Mother with Flowers": Disguised by Husband on Wedding Night, Hanging Out for Three Years A small courtyard, a humble life, I'm still living a peaceful life, I don't feel sorry for myself Like the moon, I am the morning hibiscus, the evening hibiscus, As the day, I am the night's uduman, …But one day, she regained her lost memories. She exploded… I am the cloud that covers the moon, If it's the sun, I'm the XX of the eclipse If you don't treat me well, I won't let you have it easy either. Since I've transmigrated, I have to dress beautifully. If my husband isn't good, I'll climb over the wall. I'll find a chance to change… ****** Jing Yang's new book,"Di Shu," is currently being serialised. Please support it. 9."The Farmer's Widow Is Famous All Over the World":[Aerial + Rebirth + No CP+ Raising Baby] In her previous life, after her husband died, Tang Mian had relied on her father and mother-in-law to survive. However, her outstanding appearance had attracted the attention of thieves. In order to find someone to rely on, Tang Mian once again married herself. Who would have thought that the person who remarried was gentle and polite on the surface, but was actually lecherous by nature. He even sold her to the gambling house to pay off the debt after he became addicted to gambling. In the end, she ended up dying miserably in a foreign land. After her rebirth, Tang Mian rejected all the people who came to propose marriage and adopted two sickly children. The whole village laughed at her for not being able to support herself, yet she still had to support two outsiders. Perhaps the whole family would starve to death. Everyone was waiting to see Tang Mian make a fool of herself. He waited and waited, but not only did he not receive any news of Tang Mian starving to death, he even heard that two sickly children, one of whom had become the top scholar in literature and the other the top scholar in martial arts, were fighting to get an imperial mandate for Tang Mian. [10:"The General's Wife": This article is a 1v1, pure love is good.] The little village girl returned from the countryside six years later. After a marriage, she became the general's fiancée. The cousin came to snatch the bride, the princess wanted to dress up as a bride, The little village girl widened her almond-shaped eyes. Alright, come on, I'm not afraid. Eh, why was Third Uncle's aunt so nice to Second Uncle? Did Second Uncle look like this? Oh, I need to study it properly. If there's something fishy, investigate! A hypocritical man, a woman as poisonous as a snake, torture! With a general standing shoulder to shoulder, what was there to be afraid of? The Fuma looked at his son's face that resembled his own with envy and regretted it to the core. "My father is dead," the general said disdainfully. As for her husband? Sigh, that, you're the little snack on my plate... The little village girl's eyes were filled with tears. As for the elegant demeanor of a lady from a noble family, Husband, she is a first-grade madam, so she has to be dignified and elegant. Hehe, who doesn't know how to wear a vest? She was the most perfect little drama queen-she could enter the kitchen, enter the hall, and go to the battlefield. Oh, all kinds of people came to wield sword qi. "Little girl, my acupuncture technique is invincible." The goddess of abuse, the little village girl, went up. 1v1, the husband and wife joined forces to kill gods and ghosts. [Scene 1: Welcome to the collection.] 11:"The Peasant Woman Farming in a Different World": You wake up from your sleep and realize that everything has changed. What will you do? There were no sports cars, no mansions, no tall buildings, no coffee, no newspapers! There were only wooden tables, chairs, beds, stools, straw bricks, and countryside paths! In addition, there was also a country bumpkin! The new book,"Abducted to the Path of Cultivation", is a farming novel,"Fated Land", asking for support ~~~ 12:"Shu Daughter Is Free": Dressed as a small transparent Shu daughter under the Prime Minister's Mansion All kinds of scamming scenes were staged one by one If you want to make a scene, do as you please, I'll be free With the jade pearl in hand, you won't have to worry about planting flowers and land 13:"A Good Farmer's Wife": It's all because of this book that I fell into the pit of the female channel's farming and otaku fighting novel. I read it until three o'clock in one breath. 14:"After Exile, I Bring My Family to Farm and Ascend to the Throne": The Moon Talisman Glass Embryo had worn for more than ten years, and one day, it was time to confiscate the family. Her parents were dead. As the eldest sister, she looked at her younger siblings and her seriously ill grandmother. Didn't the emperor want to confiscate the family property? Then she would first empty her house, then raid the national treasury and take the jade seal with her. The journey of exile was bitter. He had no food, no clothes, no car, no house. Yue Fu Li expressed that she was not afraid, not afraid. With the space in hand, the world was hers. Wasn't it just food, clothing, and a garage? As long as there was enough money, money could make the world go round. Silver was scattered! Officer A: Miss Yue, the food you asked for is here. Officer B: Miss Yue, the clothes you wanted are here. Officer C: Miss Yue, the carriage you wanted is here. Officer Ding: Miss Yue, the house you wanted is here. Officer XX: Miss Yue, the XXX you wanted is here. The exile of others, hardship, and death. Yue Fu Li's exile, touring the mountains and playing with water, it was very enjoyable. When they reached the place, she would buy the land while others opened up wasteland, and she would do business while others farmed. Building a workshop, opening a factory, this little girl's reputation spread all over the world. He was successful and proud. What a winner in life. Wait, what's wrong with this big bad wolf? Why was he staring at her all the time? [Lou (Da) Chen (Hui) Feng (Wolf): Take your wife…go home…and have babies!] 15."Marriage": Dowry, earn it yourself; Xianggong, self-selection; Marriage, self-determined. The Su family's Third Young Lady was always so deviant and unexpected. It made the YiNiang and siblings who had been holding back their strength to fight lose their opponent, and their hearts felt empty… This world… 16:"Blessings in pairs": She was constantly in trouble and had a basket of bad things. As soon as she left the house, she was unlucky from the street to the end of the street. Dressed as a lady from a wealthy family, she thought that life would be like eating and drinking. Who would have thought that her life would actually be so miserable… At home, he had to guard against his father's concubine's sneak attack. She had no choice but to marry a rock who did not understand romance. ------------------ In the prosperous and dream-like Guangzhou Prefecture, I seek my own happiness and open up my own world. Heart Hunter Reincarnated as a Miss Shang. Mother dotes, father and brother dotes It's good not to get married However, could someone please stay away from him… <<A Small Matter in the Mansion>>: Becoming the second daughter of the Yu Family. As the daughter of the first wife, her status in the family was not as good as the daughter of a concubine. She could only protect herself and find a way out for her beautiful and noble mother to find happiness again. After meeting a cold and black-bellied prince who blushed, she thought that her life would be smooth sailing from now on and that she would be able to hold hands with him for the rest of her life. Who knew that there would be no peace in this prince's residence. Was it really difficult for people in love to stay together? She didn't believe this logic! -------------------- In the prosperous and dream-like Guangzhou Prefecture, I seek my own happiness and open up my own world. 19."Garden Fragrance": The thyme transmigrated and became a concubine abandoned by the general in the manor. She also became the mother of the child. Without her husband's love, she was forced to hide with her child. thyme expressed that she wasn't a bun and definitely wasn't someone who could be pinched as he pleased. He dug through the silk and found out about his background and the conspiracy behind it. The Medicine Spiritual Space treated the sick and saved people. thyme felt that women should be self-reliant! Love, money, fame, family, she wanted everything. This article is warm, please come in! Xian Yi: Beautiful You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.

"Rebirth: 1988" is a novel about urban life written by the author, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Purple. The general plot of this novel is as follows: He had been reborn into the parallel world in 1998, and he had even brought a hard drive with him… ---------------------------- "Love You Again" was a modern romance novel written by the author Yu Yubuchiyu. The general plot of this novel was: I have a new book,"The Reborn 80-year-old Farmer Girl's Leisurely Life". Please take a look. If you like it, please add it to your collection, vote for it, and help me get a long click. Thank you! Chu Mi ~ Huang Lijuan had no love in her life, so she built a wall around herself with loneliness. "How forgetful I am in my old age, but I will never forget my longing." The sentence cut off her last thoughts and she jumped into the sea to commit suicide. When he woke up, he was back in the 1980s. She was determined to change her fate and strengthen herself. Her husband, who was respectful to her in her previous life, had fallen in love with her. She had reincarnated, taken good care of her children, and had many grandchildren… ---------------------------- "Reborn 1993" was an urban novel written by the author, Swaying Dream. The general plot of the novel was: It was the old-fashioned story of a reborn person, but it had a different perspective to interpret the protagonist's life experiences and thoughts. In his life, there were people who loved him and people who hated him. When faced with the love and hate of others, he was neither sad nor happy. He just wanted to live his life well and enjoy everything that he had won through hard work. Yes, the protagonist had to work hard to accumulate all the wealth in his life and complete the magnificent transformation of his rebirth. Perhaps there are too many rebirth novels, but I believe that the story of each novel will be different. Please pay attention! ---------------------------- The book "I Was Kicked by Time" was a novel about urban life written by the author, Xiang Huangqi. The general plot of the novel was: You like rebirth? Then I'll let you be reborn as much as you want! It was said that rebirth was a blessing that could make up for all the regrets in life. But was it really that simple? The forty-one-year-old Zhuo Qun died in 2019 with disappointment in his life, only to wake up in 1996. He was ecstatic, thinking that he would have a perfect life from now on. However, he did not expect that even with the ability to predict the future, many things were still not up to him. Most importantly, this rebirth was not a simple cycle of time. Every time he died and woke up again, he would find that the time he spent in his new life was getting shorter and shorter…Why? Why was it like this? ---------------------------- "The Plain Life of Rebirth" was a modern romance novel written by the author, Yan Wei. The general plot of this novel was: If you could live again, what path would you choose? If you could do it all over again, what would you be like now? ---------------------------- "Rebirth of a Tree to Follow" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Dongfang Muruo. The general plot of this novel was: A rebirth story about fate's punishment... ---------------------------- Reborn for You Counterattack was a modern romance novel written by the author, Autumn Ruyan. The general plot of this novel was: It was only because of cowardice that one wrong step led to more mistakes. When he lost his life, he realized that it was not fate that controlled him. It was he who did not know how to grasp every opportunity in life. When he woke up from his rebirth, everything was different. ---------------------------- "The Beautiful Life in the Rebirth Space" was a modern romance novel written by the author, Maimang, who was struggling. The general plot of this novel was: Qingwen, who had been reborn, told herself that whether it was her poor children or that scumbag couple, she had to rewrite their fates. Not to mention that in this life, I'll be reborn with a golden finger. Even if I'm alone, I'll let those people betray me. I'll make you regret coming to this world even if you owe me money. ---------------------------- "Bizarre Invasion: I, Huang Daxian, Reborn at the Beginning" was an urban supernatural novel written by the author, Jiuyang. The general plot of this novel was: After traveling through a parallel world of strangeness, Huang Can possessed a pure white yellow weasel. After 49 failed attempts to obtain the title, he made a great wish: I, Huang Can, vow to become an immortal, but I will never seek the title again! ---------------------------- "After Being a Mother to a Reborn Sadistic Female Lead, I Win in Lying Down" was a modern romance novel written by the author, I'm Braised Chicken. The general plot of this novel was: Liu Linting had transmigrated into the book and became the mother of the sadistic female protagonist, who had died early. Before she could straighten out her daughter's character, she found out that she had been reborn and found a father for herself and for her. What was this called? Did she win by lying down?

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