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The rain and dew were the lines in the short play " The Legend of Zhen Huan " performed by Song Xiaobao on the variety show " Happy Comedian." The content of the lines was: "Ever since I entered the palace, I have been favored by the emperor alone." There are three thousand beauties in the harem, but the emperor favors me alone. So I advised the emperor to share the rain and dew equally, but the emperor refused to listen…

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The complete lines of Song Xiaobao's skit,"Eating skewers," were as follows: (Scene: Song Xiaobao and his partner, Mary, are eating skewers) Song Xiaobao: "Mary, come and see how delicious this skewer is!" Mary: Yeah, it tastes so good! Song Xiaobao: This skewer of meat is so fresh. It should be chewy! Mary: Yeah, yeah, I think so too! Song Xiaobao: Mary, look at the ingredients for this skewer. Mary: Yes, there's beef, mutton, chicken, vegetables, and chili! Song Xiaobao: Ah, this is too rich! Mary: Yeah, yeah. Can the skewers we usually eat taste like this? Song Xiaobao: Yes, yes, it can be seen how delicious this skewer is! (Scene change: Song Xiaobao and his partner are drinking.) Song Xiaobao: "Mary, look at this wine! It's so delicious!" Mary: Yeah, yeah, I think so too! Song Xiaobao,"This wine tastes so good that it's different from drinks!" Mary: Yes, yes, I like the taste of this wine too! Song Xiaobao: Mary, do you know? I recently discovered a special snack Mary: Really? What is it? Song Xiaobao: It's a snack called "skewers". It tastes better than the usual skewers Mary: Ah, kebabs! I know that kebab! Song Xiaobao: Yes, yes, the skewers are different from the usual skewers Mary: Ah, what's the difference? Song Xiaobao: It uses this special seasoning to marinate and then roast the meat.

Song Xiaobao was a well-known comedy actor, famous for his comedy skits. His skit works included Pretense to Reality, The Legend of Zhen Huan, Pengci, Blind Date, Noodles Eating, Driver's Disturb, and Love That Can't Be Isolated. These skits were very popular with the audience for their funny and humorous style. Song Xiaobao's skits had a high number of views and likes on all major platforms. His acting talent and sense of humor were highly praised. His skits not only made the audience laugh, but also showed his unique charm in the field of comedy.

Song Xiaobao's funniest skits had many classic works, including Blind Date, The Legend of Zhen Huan, and Eating Noodles. These skits brought endless laughter to the audience through Song Xiaobao's exaggerated and humorous performance style. " Blind Date " was Song Xiaobao's famous work. One of the classic lines was," Haiyan, you should be more careful!" It was even more well-known. The Legend of Zhen Huan was a skit based on the background of the battle in Zhen Huan's harem. It incorporated many funny plots. Eat Noodles, on the other hand, told the story of a witty and humorous peasant worker who ate and dined in order to deal with the sky-high price of noodles in a restaurant. These skits showcased Song Xiaobao's comedic talent and humor, bringing joy and laughter to the audience.

" The Legend of Zhen Huan " was a skit performed by Song Xiaobao on the variety show " Happy Comedian ". There was a line in it," Ever since I entered the palace, I have been favored by the Emperor alone. There were three thousand beauties in the harem, but the emperor only doted on me. Thus, I advised the emperor to share the rain and dew equally, but the emperor refused to listen." The lines of the skit described Song Xiaobao's role as the concubine, who advised the emperor to let all the concubines get the emperor's favor, not just herself.

Song Xiaobao's skit "Eating Noodles" had the following lines: Old Zhao, these are two bowls of noodles. Enjoy. (Zhao Liang brings two bowls of noodles to Old Zhao) This bowl of noodles has onions and chili. It tastes good. (Zhao Liang handed a big bowl of noodles to Old Zhao and placed another bowl in front of him.) 3 This bowl of noodles is only cheap at 5 yuan. (Zhao Liang handed a big bowl of noodles to Old Zhao and placed another bowl in front of him.) Old Zhao, are you done eating? (Zhao Liang looks at Old Zhao) Old Zhao, what do you want to eat? (Zhao Liang asks) 6. I want to eat hot and dry noodles. (Old Zhao nods) 7 Then give me a bowl of hot dry noodles. (Zhao Liang hands Old Zhao a big bowl of hot dry noodles) Old Zhao, are you done eating? (Zhao Liang looks at Old Zhao) Old Zhao, what else do you want to eat? (Zhao Liang asks) 10. Want to eat mixed noodles. (Old Zhao nods) 11, then give me a bowl of mixed noodles. (Zhao Liang hands a big bowl of noodles to Old Zhao) Old Zhao, Have You Finished Eating? (Zhao Liang looks at Old Zhao) Old Zhao, what else do you want to eat? (Zhao Liang asks) Then give me a bowl of Oil Doused Noodles. (Zhao Liang hands Old Zhao a big bowl of Oil Doused Noodles) Old Zhao, Have You Finished Eating? (Zhao Liang looks at Old Zhao) Old Zhao, what else do you want to eat? (Zhao Liang asks)

Song Xiaobao's three most popular skits were " Blind Date,"" Legend of Zhen Huan," and " Eating Noodles." Among them," Eating Noodles " was Song Xiaobao's work on the 2016 Liao TV Spring Festival Gala. The skit told the story of a witty and humorous farmer who decided to dine and dash in order to deal with the sky-high price of noodles in the restaurant. He also used a series of divine logic to deal with all the members of the restaurant. This skit was widely forwarded and discussed on the Internet during the Spring Festival. It was shocking and also satirized the phenomenon of high-priced prawns. " Eating Noodles " was Song Xiaobao's first skit after his popularity. It showcased his unique acting style and humorous talent. The highlight of this skit was " Sea cucumbers are sea cucumbers. I don't know if they are serious or not " and the calculation questions that Song Xiaobao had confused the restaurant owner. Through these three skits, Song Xiaobao gradually became successful and matured on the road of acting.

Song Xiaobao's skit " Eating Noodles " was his work on the 2016 Spring Festival Gala on Liao Ning TV. The skit told the story of a witty and humorous migrant worker who decided to dine and dash in order to deal with the sky-high price of noodles in the restaurant. He also used a series of divine logic to deal with all the members of the restaurant. The skit was widely forwarded and discussed on the Internet. It was thought to have an amazing laugh and satirized the high-priced prawn scam.

Song Xiaobao was Zhao Benshan's apprentice. He had a role in the skit " Blind Date 1." This skit was directed by Zhao Benshan, scripted by Yin Qi, and performed by Zhao Benshan, Song Xiaobao, and Zhao Haiyan. It was broadcast on February 1, 2011 at the Spring Festival Gala of LiaoningTV. The story was about Zhao Laohan and Haiyan, an old divorced couple. Haiyan brought home his new blind date, Xiao Song. Zhao Laohan couldn't dodge in time. Haiyan simply said that Zhao Laohan was his cousin who had been paralyzed for many years, which triggered a series of jokes. Song Xiaobao played the role of Xiao Song, the blind date partner in this skit.