Which of Britney Spears 'songs were spoofed by Onion News?

I don't think it will necessarily satisfy your needs, but I'll try my best to recommend a novel that is most relevant to your description of your needs. Masked King is a novel about urban life written by the author, Onion-fried Onion. The general plot of this novel is as follows: …In my heart, there was once a dream that I would use my singing to make you forget all your pain. The brilliant starry sky, who is the real hero? Ordinary people move me the most... Reborn into a parallel world and create the legend of the Masked King! ---------------------------- "The Growing Up of the Goddess of Music" was a real-life novel written by Ding Qiao Q. The general plot of the novel was: The news of the world-famous female singer with the surname Q's marriage blew up the internet. The reporters went backstage to interview the person involved. Reporter A: "Goddess, your career is on the rise. Now that you're getting married, will it really not affect you?" Quan Jing: "Of course not. My little cuties are very tolerant of me." Reporter B: "Goddess, is it convenient for you to reveal your husband's surname?" "No, he's shy." A shy man sat at home and stared at the smiling woman on the television, sharpening his knife. The next day, Quan Jing complained to her fans in the live broadcast room,"Not only is my husband shy, but he's also too stingy!" ---------------------------- "I was in a girl group during those years of my transformation" was a light novel written by the author, Dan Hanbo Sheng. It was a funny and sarcastic novel. The general plot of this novel was as follows: "Is anyone here to play a game?" "What the hell is an ex-girlfriend?" "I like you!" Sicca: "Don't think that you can fool me by confessing. Say it ten times first, then we'll talk about your ex-girlfriend!" Tai Yan: "Speak. When will you stop bullying me? I'm the captain." "Heh, Captain, can Captain be eaten?" "No, but Little Nine, can you not treat me like a girl?" "Isn't it a boy?" "I won't say anything since Sicca is here." "Ah, am I in your way?" Barney: "Stop arguing. I'm the cutest. Listen to me." "You're the dumbest." "Is anyone here to play a game?" It's very urgent!" Xiuying: "Wash my hands. I want to eat." "Oni, can you stop acting like a spoiled child? I'm the one who's busy." Ex-girlfriend:"I always have a very familiar feeling when I see you. I dreamed of you again last night." "…" The above conversation was all fake! ---------------------------- "Because My Sister Wants to Be a Big Star" was a novel written by Meow Passion. It was a novel about an urban and entertainment star. The general plot of the novel was as follows: Mo Li, who had once become famous on the internet because of his handsome looks, had set off a wave in the entertainment industry all over the world because of his two younger sisters. All sorts of songs that landed at the top of the B-list, dances that had hundreds of millions of views on Bilibili and Youtube, and trending searches when they showed their faces. All of this was a declaration of who the big daddy of the entertainment industry was. This book was also called "I Just Want to Push Songs Quietly." It mainly wrote songs, dances, and animations. It did not make movies. (It's purely for entertainment. Please don't spray it if you don't like it.) ---------------------------- "One song went too far, I'll sing it to the point that the entire internet will cry!" This book was written by a passerby, and it was a novel about an urban and entertainment star. The general plot of this novel was: Ji Jiuge had crossed over to a parallel world and was cheated on by his girlfriend at the start. The reason was that she had fallen in love with the male god senior who could sing? Thus, in a fit of anger, Ji Jiuge took the song "Going Too Far" to participate in the Starry Sky Avenue and sang it to the point that the entire internet cried! After that,"Forgotten Love Potion,""Passing By,""Kiss Goodbye," and so on were released one after another. They even received the title of Depressed Prince on the Internet. A certain teacher said,"Your singing is not bad, but you only know how to sing such sad love songs. You're destined to not go far. This era needs positive energy!" Ji Jiu Ge: "Who told you that I only know how to sing sad love songs?" "Next, I'll give everyone a sweet song,'Marshmallow.'" ---------------------------- "Big News in the History of Esports" was a novel written by the author, Hua Jue. The general plot of this novel was: Girls playing professionally? It would probably cause an earthquake on the Internet. Looking at the entire e-sports industry around the world, there probably wouldn't be a single female. Oh, the female streamers who were flirting with the players didn't count, nor did the cleaning aunties at the players 'bases. The Legend of Prosperity was a large-scale competitive online game created by the NLS Alliance. The Stairway Rankings in each district had always been dominated by professional players. Just as the summer league was about to start, a dark horse with the ID 'Right Wing Fairy Tale' suddenly appeared in the first district and rushed to the seventh place on the season's billboard in half a month. For a time,'there will be another strong player in the esports circle' and 'which team will the fairytale brother fall into' became the hottest topics of discussion on Weibo Tieba. Not long after, a well-known eSports company in the country announced the photo of a fairy-skinned and beautiful fairytale boy, oh no, fairytale girl, and the whole world was in a mess. ------ [Reporter: What made you decide to become a professional player?] Tong Wei said,"It's our captain." Reporter: I heard that you used to admire GK's White God, right? "No, I only admire our captain." Fan: "Hahahaha Fairy Tale Master, if you're being controlled, just blink." ------ The first time she met him, she had defeated him completely. The second time she met him, she was targeted a hundred times with a strong desire for revenge. The third time she met him, the manager said,"This is your new teammate, get to know him." Esports Demon King vs Acting Master, daily love and death, sweet text, 1v1… ---------------------------- "Chinese Entertainment Scumbag" was a novel written by the author, Wang Yan, in his sleep. The general plot of the novel was: The book was about a soldier's soul transmigrating into a scumbag singer's body and lost his memories to find his child. He used his identity as a singer to challenge singers from two island countries, especially from a certain Peninsula. It had already formed a genre in China. Some of the weaklings in China fawned over and knelt down when they saw artists from a certain Peninsula. It was simply outrageous. Then, he wrote variety shows such as "Chicken Tiao","Running Man","Let's Time Travel","Where Are We Going, Dad"... Wait, I thought of a few people first. Siyi, Xiaoshuang, Xiaogu. Fatty Di... Who was the female lead to be determined…Hope you support me… ---------------------------- The book,"Overpowering the All-rounded Fake Young Miss, She Fell Off the Horse and Became a God in a variety show," was a modern romance novel written by the author, Putaoyangleduo. The general plot of this novel was: Four years ago, Pei Yu was poisoned and her golden voice was completely destroyed. She was slandered by the entire internet and almost lost her life in the sea. Four years later, she returned with a strong momentum as a guest of the National Hottest News. The audience boycotted: The all-around goddess Pei Ying was a popular god after all, and a weak and dirty person was not worthy! Pei Yu, who was "weak," replied,"Yes, yes. I'm just a small comparison group for your Goddess Pei." The camera switched to bungee jumping, paragliding, racing on the track, survival in the wilderness, composing lyrics and songs…Her skills were maxed out! The so-called "all-rounded goddess good sister" had been completely defeated by her! On the way to blowing up the entertainment industry, she always had a restless personal assistant following her. Assistant: I have nowhere to go, I am weak and pitiful. His identity was exposed. The entire Internet was shocked! It turned out that the little assistant was actually the big boss of the MT Group! ---------------------------- "Recording My Star's Life" was a modern romance novel written by the author, Lilith Bing. The general plot of this novel was: "I can always be your partner..." "No, I want to be the main character." "I'm reluctant to part…" "It can only be me." "Superstar, can you let someone sing a song?" "No, you can only sing my song." "Big Brother, you're an actor!" "I know." One was a scandal-ridden, top-rated male celebrity who frequently made the headlines, while the other was a documentary director who had won a few awards. Because of a car accident, a shocking scandal broke out. After that, the fates of the two of them were intertwined even tighter than the threads on a sweater. ---------------------------- "EXO: Entering the Wolf's Den" was a light novel written by the author, Mo Liqi. It was a Doujinshi derivative novel. The general plot of this novel was: She had suddenly barged into their lives and occupied their hearts. No one could replace her. However, because of her family, she suddenly announced her withdrawal from the entertainment industry and disappeared without a trace. They became anxious and tried their best to find her, but there was no news about her. Two years later, when she appeared in front of them again, she had become even more outstanding. They found her and trapped her in their love web…