I'm looking for an old version of Drunken Linglong's novel ~

The first few chapters are a bit rough since I wasn't sure what I wanted the story to be like. And the story is a bit rushed until chapter 20-25ish since I wanted to get to the point after the kids get their spirits. After that, the story breaks from canon and slows down the pacing. Hopefully, you will give the story a chance. The joke at the beginning with sage is not indicative of how the story will progress, I just thought it would be funny at the time. ... You already know how it is. Someone gets reincarnated as Rimuru and decides that he wants to have a new life with a kingdom, a harem, and strong skills. I am a first-time writer so if you have any tips let me know. It's obvious but I don't own tensura nor its characters and the picture for the fanfic is not my art. If you are the artist of it let me know and I'll change it or add your name I just found the pic on google and wasn't sure who the artist was. I'll try to update regularly but I do have a full-time job so I probably can't do it daily.

Bro! You wouldn’t believe this! Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday. Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang. Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?! I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right? RIGHT?! I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be! From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?! A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something! Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle. Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS! GAAAAH! Jeez this is happening too fast! However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while! A new path of power! I can NOT be an undead! I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead! Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them! I’m no longer on the path for Undeath! Only Lifelessness awaits me! I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale! I am... SKULLIUS! And I’m not an UNDEAD! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ]

*slow burn, no rape, no major misunderstanding* When Han Seoyeon was fired from her job after protecting her coworker, she thought nothing could be worse than finding a job with her high school diploma. In her distress, she wasn’t able to find a job when her best friend, the daughter of a billionaire came with her trouble, requesting her to take her seat in the blind date she was supposed to be. After some deliberation, Han Seoyeon agreed to help her friend, entering the blind date only to throw water to the man out of a burst of anger, and left. She returns to her daily life when next day, she met the man who proposed her. Jung Hwa, the same man who participated in the blind date. He had everything from the charming face, his headstrong, narcissistic, personality. But he found himself immersed in Han Seoyeon, the girl who had thrown him water. Seoyeon thought she knows about him but truth was she know little of the man. When she found she had been accepted in a job, Seoyeon rejoiced, happy with the fortune but she found out that her boss was Jung Hwa, the same man who she had thrown water on. In a week time, she was able to hide her secret. Ironically, she found his secret. In the dark, she found out he was a vampire, a being that suck blood but that was not all. She later found herself fall into the world of vampires. In the world where cunning beings lived, Han Seoyeon only have him. Will she be able to come into term with her new life? Or will she be able to answer to his feeling, reciprocate what he felt? Will she found about the truth of herself or will she lose everything? ___ Join Author's discord: https://discord.gg/YPKueb4

I was just going a long with life. I simple worked as a waiter in a high class restaurant, went back home and that was it. I had no friends, never had a girlfriend and basically had no social life. My only pastimes were anime, manga and such, but there was one thing that I liked the most. Hentai. I couldn't count how many times I spend most of my day simple watching hentais and masturbating. Sometimes I varied and jack off to erotic games and hentai manga as well. Sundelly I found myself in complely unkown space, in the presence of two being saying they are gods and they are offering am opportunity to live my sexual fantasies? What the hell is going on? *Current schedule - 1 chapter/day* *Warning: If you are looking for a too much serious work, look somewhere else.* *Warning: Any and all characters presented in this novel are 18 years old or above, regardless of description given in chapters.* *Warning: This story is something I just want to write to just pass time, and I'm going to change a few things of the original stories to accomodate this fanfic* *The cover is not mine. If the owner wishes, please enter in contact and the cover will be removed.*

This is the old version; the rewrite is underway! https://www.webnovel.com/book/30780541908206305 Synopsis: Philip lived his life like any university student, he went to the campus, heard his teachers, made his notes, went home, studied, and played some games with the boys at night. Until one fateful day. It was the final class of the year, and he together with all of the people present in the room, were transported to another world. In a strange and unfamiliar world, everyone received powers and abilities including him, but with a twist, he didn't receive a class. Only a skill. They weren't there to kill a demon king, nor they were there to prevent a war. Although you could say they were there to cause one... How will he do with his strange skill? And how will his "friends" act? Let's find out because I am also curious! . . . Hey! I am just here to say that I don't own the cover image, nor do I own the special abilities of the MC, you will see why. If you own any of these things and want me to take it down I will, but remember that currently, I am not receiving any money from this.

[ Discord: name : Merciless Clan lien: https://discord.com/invite/2m7XzWyEDQ] In this unique twist on the typical hero-villain dynamic, our protagonist, the villain, finds himself compelled to save humanity from powerful races threatening its existence. Meanwhile, the hero is preoccupied with gathering a harem. The story unfolds as the villain must not only confront external threats but also challenge so-called heroes, proving his perspective and ultimately taking on their responsibilities to ensure humanity's survival. As alliances shift and moral complexities emerge, the narrative explores the unexpected journey of redemption and sacrifice.