I'm too tired. Who can tell me a few classic jokes?

Here are a few classic jokes: Why can't pigs climb trees? Because it was too heavy, the roots could not hold on. Three people walked into a bar and a parrot sat on the bar counter. One of them asked the parrot,"can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. The second man asked the parrot,"what would you say?" The parrot replied,"I can say many things, such as hello, goodbye, and many other things." The third person asked the parrot,"can you sing?" "Of course!" the parrot replied. So the third person said," Okay, then please sing a song." "I don't want to sing," said the parrot. The three of them were surprised. One of them asked the parrot why it didn't want to sing. "Because I don't want you to know that I can sing badly!" Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. Why can't pigs go online? Because it kept typing the word "meat" on the keyboard. I hope these humorous jokes will make you laugh!

Of course! Here are a few super funny jokes: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man thought for a moment and replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't think there's anything wrong with that because I told you honestly." The interviewer was silent for a while and then said,"I think your biggest shortcoming is that you're too honest." A rabbit walked into a bakery and asked the bakery,"do you have carrot bread?" "No, we only have bread and desserts," replied the bread master. The rabbit left. The next day the rabbit went into the bakery again and asked,"do you have carrot bread?" "I told you yesterday that we don't have carrot bread," replied the bread master. The rabbit left again. On the third day, the rabbit came again and asked the same question. This time the bread master was a little impatient and said,"I told you yesterday we don't have carrot bread, not today, not tomorrow, and if you ask me that again I'll stuff your ears with carrots!" The rabbit left again. On the fourth day, the rabbit came again and asked,"Do you have any carrots?" "No," replied the bread master. The rabbit asked again,"Do you have any carrot bread for your ears?" I hope these jokes will make you laugh!

Alright, here are a few classic cold jokes: Why can't pigs go online? Because it was always searching for " how to shop online." Why do bears always fall? Because they were too fat. Why do rabbits always make nests? Because they didn't want to sleep in the trees. Why can't monkeys go online? Because they were always searching for " how to be smart." Why do chickens always sing? Because they were playing "Chicken Run" on the dance machine.

I'm not a grass boat. Don't send your cheap words to me. 2. How can you get married if you don't experience being a scumbag? No one can casually become a mother. The more quiet the tree is, the more the wind blows, the more I love him, but he is not here. I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am a very ordinary person. Don't use your ignorance to challenge my authority.

Alright, let me tell you a few jokes! A thief broke into a temple and tried to steal something from the monks. As a result, he accidentally stole a chicken from the temple. The monk of the temple immediately found out and asked loudly,"How are you going to compensate me for stealing my chicken?" The thief replied,"I'm going to make you a sumptuous breakfast!" 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"What skill are you best at?" "I'm good at lying," the man replied. The interviewer asked,"How would you lie?" The man replied,"I don't know much about this problem. Can you tell me?" The interviewer said,"I'm happy to tell you that I'll say this. I've asked other people about this question, but none of them got the right answer." A man went to a bar to drink and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but the man kept crying,"Don't take me back to the zoo!" His friend asked in surprise,"Why do you want to go to the zoo?" The man replied,"I saw a lion in the bar just now!" I hope these jokes can make you laugh!

Alright, I can tell you a few jokes! Why do starfish like to dance? Because they like to dance at the bottom of the sea and feel like the most beautiful dancers in the world. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab hamburgers and felt like the greatest constables in the world. Why do pigs like to sing? Because they liked to sing " Humph, Humph, Haxi " and felt like they were the most talented singers in the world. Why do rabbits like to run? Because they like to run " rabbits " and feel like the most agile athletes in the world.

1. Why can Nobita only score 30 points in each exam? Because the teacher explained the questions once and I heard it! If I shouted "I love you" to the sky and jumped into the river, would you love me? If you know, help me call a DiDi! 3 Xiaoming went to watch a movie. Why was the movie called "Perturbed"? Because Little Ming kept calling him Gong. Why does a straw sing? Because it sucked in music. If I won five million, how would I spend it? I'll save it first and get a DiDi to transfer the rest of the money to me.

Reading online fantasy novels was indeed tiring, probably because it required a lot of time and energy to understand the storyline and character development. In order to avoid this situation, you can try the following methods: 1. Choose a reading method that suits you. You can try using different reading devices or software such as computers, tablets, or mobile phones to better control your reading progress and experience. 2. Set a reading time limit. You can set a daily or weekly reading time to avoid over-reading. 3. Take a break. If you read for too long, you can take a break and do some simple exercise or relaxation activities such as listening to music, looking at the scenery outside the window, etc. to relieve fatigue. 4. To avoid excessive indulgence. You can set a time period outside of the reading time to avoid being engrossed in reading. I hope the above suggestions will help you enjoy reading!

Here are some classic jokes: 1 A bird flew to the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"Are you okay?" The bird said,"It's okay. I'm insulated." 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." 3 went to a bar alone and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but the man kept crying,"Don't take me back to the zoo!" A man went to buy a lottery ticket and won five million yuan. He ran home excitedly and showed the lottery ticket to his wife. The wife took a look and said,"You liar, we've never heard of this number." The husband replied,"What did I lie about?" I just won five million!" A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away.

An example of a nonsensical joke is as follows: Why is it that Sun Wukong can defeat Buddha while Tang Sanzang can only go to the West to get scriptures? Because Sun Wukong was a monkey and Tang Sanzang was a master. Why is pork head cheaper than beef and mutton? Because the pig's head was the fattest part of the pork, the price was relatively low. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they like to catch criminals and the meat patty on the hamburger can be used as a characteristic of the criminal. Why do some people like to draw circles on the beach? Because they wanted to fish in the sea and the circle in the painting was the hook.