What funny and sharp things have you collected?

As a fan of online literature, I don't collect funny and sharp things. However, I can tell you some funny and sharp plots that are common in novels for your reference: The protagonist met a mysterious old man in the desert. The old man told him that there was a magical Jingu Bang that could allow him to travel through any time and space. However, the old man told him that in order to find the Jingu Bang, he had to collect seven dragon balls. The protagonist started to look for Dragon Balls everywhere and finally found seven Dragon Balls in an underwater castle. However, when he picked up the Jingu Staff, he found that it had become a super powerful big stick. The protagonist traveled to an ancient empire and found that the emperor had many concubines, but he could not sleep. So he thought of a way. He found a gem under each concubine's pillow and put it under his pillow so that he could sleep in peace. The protagonist met a magical fox in the forest. The fox told him that there was a magical magic book that could give him unlimited power, but the book was located on the top of a mountain. The protagonist starts climbing the mountain and eventually reaches the top, but when he finds the spellbook, he finds that it's just an ordinary notebook. The protagonist met a mysterious old man in an ancient city. The old man told him that there was a magical potion that could make him look any way he wanted. However, the old man told him that in order to find the potion, he had to break a magic crystal ball. The protagonist starts to look for the crystal ball but eventually he finds that it's an ancient crystal ball and he can't break it. These plots are all funny and sharp plots commonly seen in novels. I hope they can give you some inspiration.

As a fan of online literature, I have collected a lot of funny and sharp experiences. The following are some examples: Once, I read a novel where the protagonist met a mysterious old man on an adventure. The old man told him that if he wanted to be a real hero, he had to go through a series of tests. The protagonist then began a series of challenges and finally successfully passed all the tests. When I read this novel again, I found that the protagonist did not become a hero but a clown. There was another time when I read a novel where the protagonist met a strange woman in a bar. The woman told him that she could change her fate by reading novels. The protagonist begins to read the novel and finally succeeds in passing all the tests. However, when he returns to the bar, he finds that the woman is gone. Another time, I read a novel where the protagonist met an evil magician. The magician told him that if he could defeat him, he would have to read a mysterious novel. The protagonist then began to read the novel and finally succeeded in defeating the evil magician, but he found that the mysterious novel was of no use at all. The funniest experience was when I read a novel where the protagonist found a mysterious box containing countless novels. He decided to open the box to see what was inside. When he opened the box, he found that there was only a novel inside. On it was written,"How to become an outstanding person." The protagonist realized that the box was just a joke, so he threw it away.

If you want to listen to funny and sharp jokes, I recommend you to watch " The Strongest Horny Operation ". There are a lot of hilarious jokes in it. There was also " The Rich Young Master of the Gods " that was very funny and worth watching. If you want more jokes, you can go to some talk shows, such as the joke convention, funny comedy, etc. There will be a lot of funny jokes. I hope my recommendation can bring you some joy.

As a fan of online novels, I'm not a real human being, so I don't collect jokes. But I can tell you some interesting plot and memes in the novel, hoping to bring some fun to your reading. Some of the plots in novels were very interesting, such as the interaction between Xiao Yan and the little boss of his medicine shop in 'Battle Through the Skies' and the main character Xue Ying in 'Lord Snow Hawk', who continuously grew during his journey and eventually became a powerful lord. Some of the stories were also very interesting, such as the interaction between Tang San and his soul beasts in Douluo Continent, or the battle between Ye Xiu and his team in Full Time Experts. These were classic plots in novels. The novel is a very interesting way of reading. You can choose different stories and plots according to your preferences. I hope you can find a novel that you like.

If you wanted to make a joke out of it, you couldn't miss out on the book " The Strongest Awesome Manipulation ". The Awesome Manipulation in it was simply hilarious. And if you wanted a sharp joke, the interaction between the male and female leads in " Marriage After Study: Cold Husband Is Too Hot " would definitely make you laugh until your stomach hurt. However, everyone has a different taste in humor. This is just a personal suggestion. I hope you like my recommendation.😗

As a fan of online novels, I can provide you with some interesting online novels, but please note that these jokes may not be suitable for everyone, and not all jokes are legal. If you have any legal questions or disputes, please let me know. I will try my best to provide you with the correct information. The following are some of the more classic web novels I think: " I once had a dream to become a mage and save the world. However, when I worked hard to cultivate, I realized that this world was too dangerous, so I finally gave up my dream and chose to be an otaku." " I used to think that I was a genius, until one day I met a teacher. He told me that true geniuses do not exist. Only those who work hard can survive in this world." " I used to think that I was a good person, until one day I met a bad person. He told me that the real bad people do not exist. Only those hypocritical people can survive in this world." " I used to think that love was a wonderful feeling, until one day I met a scumbag. She told me that true love is a painful feeling that only she can feel when she is hurt." " I used to think that I was a rich woman until one day I met a poor guy. He told me that true wealth is a kind of mentality. Only when you have a peaceful mentality can you earn more money." I hope these jokes can make you laugh!

As a fan of online literature, I have learned a lot of knowledge about online literature. Here are some of the jokes that I think are more accurate: Life is like a time travel. Some people only travel to ancient times, some people travel to the future, and I travel to another world. There is a kind of loneliness called the whole world is looking for me to chat but you can't find me. I've killed three people in this world. The first time was in kindergarten, the second time was in elementary school, and the third time was in high school. I used to think that I was a cold scholar until I met my deskmate. There is only one person in this world who will not die, and that is me. I was going to be one, but I found that the world was too dangerous, and I didn't want the readers to worry. I once had a dream to become a billionaire, but now I find that my dream has come true. In this world, there is a kind of person called God and a kind of person called Ghost, and I am an existence of both. I used to think I was a cool person until I met my roommate. In this world, everyone has their own story, and my story is three words: start from scratch. The above paragraph is for reference only, hoping to bring some laughter.

As a fan of online literature, I've collected a large number of online novels, and many of them hit the funny spot. Here are some of my favorites: " I read a novel yesterday. It said that a man cut off his kidney and transplanted it into another person's body to save his son. Today, the man finally succeeded, but the doctor told him that his son had lost his life." " I've been reading a novel recently. The protagonist is a mage. One day, he suddenly wanted to eat hotpot, so he started chanting a spell: 'The evil god of fire clouds has descended!' In the end, a huge hotpot appeared on the screen." "I bought a novel in the bookstore yesterday called" I'm Your Second-Hand Girlfriend in Time Travel ". There was a description in it that the protagonist traveled to an ancient society and went on a blind date. The other party asked him," How old are you?" The protagonist replied,'I'm 18 years old, but my current state is 18 years and 12 days.' The other party looked surprised." " I was reading a novel yesterday. There's a character called 'Bastard' because he likes to eat Bastard Soup. In the end, he drank Bastard Soup every day and turned into a Bastard." " I watched a movie at the cinema yesterday called " My Girlhood ". There was a scene in which the protagonist was singing " Qinghai-Tibet Plateau " to the teacher in the classroom, but the teacher suddenly farted loudly, and the protagonist continued to sing: " Learn about the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!" The whole class fell silent." These are some of my favorite jokes that I hope can make you happy. Of course, the jokes I collected may not be suitable for all readers. If you encounter a joke that is not suitable, please feel free to ignore it.

As a fan of online literature, I have a lot of funny jokes in my collection. Here are some of them: Why do some people like to read in the toilet? Answer: Because they like to read exciting and challenging novels, and the walls and floors of the toilet can help them concentrate better. If there are five birds flying in the air and one bird says,'I see the ground! 'What would the other birds say? Answer: The other birds will say, Wow, that bird flies so high! Why do programmers like dogs? Answer: Because they like to code and dogs can provide them with inspiration and help. What if there are three people sitting on a bed? Answer: You can ask one of them: What do you want to do first? Then, he waited for their answer. Why do some people like to play role-playing games on the computer? Answer: Because they like to play the role of their imagination and realize their ideas in the game. I hope these jokes can make you laugh!

"The Past of the West Pass" is a short story written by the author, Wang Adou 'er. The general plot of this novel is as follows: [The setting of this book is a nonsensical, semi-conscious comedy novel.] [Writing style: Using a humorous and lively way, exaggerating and making jokes to describe my past in Xiguan.] The author promised that this was a novel that could make people laugh out loud, describing the great fun of small people in reality. [Reader's comment: Every paragraph of this book is filled with a well-crafted sense of humor. It is a must-have for reading before going to bed and going to the toilet!] QQ reader group: 743583288. ---------------------------- The book," Flirtatious ", was a short story written by the author, Er Huoma. The general plot of this novel was: A collection of all kinds of imaginative short novels. The content of the article was short and concise, criticizing the current malpractices. It was quite meaningful and could be said to be "funny". ---------------------------- " My Humor System " was a novel about urban life written by the author, Xingxing Yuyou. The general plot of this novel was: This was a humorous system, but he relied on luck to climb up the entertainment industry, and all kinds of stories happened in between. ---------------------------- The author asked Steamed Bun to write a light novel called " Big Sword Nanny." It was a funny and sarcastic novel. The general plot of this novel was: There was a new book. If he was interested, he could read the new book. " My Ghost Story Game with Them " was focused on making fun of people. The title of the book was obvious. There were girls and ghost stories, so the occasional scary elements were mostly happy. ---------------------------- " I Have a Date with Hero " was a historical fiction novel written by Wan Can. The general plot of this novel was: Easy, hilarious, and without integrity, just to make you laugh. Don't miss it!" Lu Buping rolled his eyes. Why was he so unlucky? He had just turned eighteen and was about to step into society. It was too late to do anything. The system was speechless. Filthy thoughts, cowardice, and low IQ. "Master, please flip the cards." Wait a minute, I haven't given you a name yet. "Master, I'm a nobody. I'm not worth mentioning." Hmph, such a rookie is not worthy of naming the system. Nameless? Don't tell me your surname is also Lu? Lu Wuming? Looking at the system's confused state, Lu Buping laughed so hard that tears were about to flow out. What was the idiot master laughing at? ---------------------------- The book," The Laughing God of Cultivation " was a novel about urban life written by the author, Dou Ni. The general plot of the novel was: What the hell was this? Who told you that you had to cultivate just because you mentioned the word 'cultivation'? Today, you cultivate, tomorrow, I cultivate. There was no point in cultivating too much. Sorry, this book is going against the heavens. It was not an ordinary story, but a funny plot that involved falling into sh * t. Haha, let's see how a "star fan" author can play with a different kind of immortal cultivation story. I hope you can have a relaxing and enjoyable reading experience. Come on! ---------------------------- " I'm a Big Fool " was a reality-based novel written by the author, Li Dalang. The general plot of this novel was: Zhicong's temperament was different from ordinary people. In the northeastern words, he was called "Thief Lat", so his life experience was not ordinary. When he was timid, he dared not let out a fart even if people rode on his neck. When he was bold, he dared to fight with more than ten people. He rushed up against knives, spears, and sticks. His momentum was a little fake. In the middle of the night, killing and robbing, he rushed up to do justice and showed off. Imitating the heroes of Jianghu, they were loyal to the point of giving their girlfriends to their little brothers. After giving them away, they would cry silently in a deserted place. They were sad and self-inflicted. Everyone was willing to be with him because he was humorous and funny. He was even more playful than a two-person actor, making people laugh so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs. However, everyone was annoyed by him because he had a bad temper and liked to fight for justice. He would shout for a fight if he did not agree, stretching his arms and legs, causing unnecessary trouble. What kind of person was he? Please give me a judgment! ---------------------------- " I Was Joking After I Traversed in a Strange Story " was a sci-fi space-time travel novel written by the author Wu Yuan. The general plot of this novel was: The high-level planet discovered that humans were far more afraid of ghosts than ghosts were of humans. In order to study the high-level system of this proposition, the Screaming System, it was bound to a ghost hunter. He had thought that he would be the first person on the planet to complete the mission perfectly. However, he gradually realized that reality was a little different from what he had expected... In the misty forest, there was silence. In the face of the sudden appearance of the strange female ghost with blood and tears in her eyes, his host used her powerful ghost hunter skill to beat the ghost down. He thought that the fear of ghosts was within his grasp, but---his host squatted down." Do you know why flowers are funny?" Female ghost: The System was speechless. [2023.1.13][Source of inspiration: " 100,000 Cold Jokes "][All the cold jokes in the article were searched online, and there may be some bad jokes.] ---------------------------- " Demon Hunting with Big Words " was a light novel written by the author, Master Unlaughing. It was a fantasy novel. The general plot of this novel was as follows: Bragging was a joke, and hunting monsters was killing monsters. He told jokes while fighting monsters. People who laugh and cry will not have tears! ---------------------------- " The Other World You Can't Joke About " was a light novel written by the author and his teacher. It was a humorous and sarcastic novel. The general plot of this novel was: Yu Feng had transmigrated. But this world was too strange-people couldn't laugh. You'll die if you joke! As the only person who would not die from smiling…Yu Feng smiled. What was the big deal about crossing realms to kill enemies? So what if he was the strongest in the world? Let me tell you, I don't usually joke, but once I do, I'll kill you! Seeking recommendation votes, favorites, and book list recommendations. Thank you. Ow...