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What kind of funny jokes did everyone collect?

2024-09-21 18:44
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As a fan of online literature, I have a lot of knowledge about online literature. Here are some funny jokes for your reference: 1 "Why do some people like to go to bars?" "Because they like to think about life under the influence of alcohol." What would you do if a dog bit you? "I'll chase it away and think of a way to treat my wounds." 3 "If you had 1 million, how would you invest?" "I'll put all my money into the stock market and hope to get it back one day." 4 "Why do some people like to go to KTV?" "Because they like to sing and drink." 5 "What would you do if you found out that your partner often lied?" "I'll start to doubt if he/she really loves you." 6 "What would you do if you met a snake in the toilet?" "I will shout and run out." 7 "Why do some people like to buy lottery tickets?" "Because they like to imagine the possibility of hitting the jackpot." "What would you do if you heard a boy say 'I love you?'" "I will ask 'who are you'." 9 "What would you do if you met a stranger on the road?" "I'll try to talk to him/her in a friendly manner." 10 "Why do some people like to smoke?" "Because they like to think about whether they are going to die while smoking."

Everyone Wants to Pamper the Lucky Daughter

Everyone Wants to Pamper the Lucky Daughter

The Duke's family has gone a century with no daughters. When a daughter was finally born to them, she should have received all the love and pampering, but it turns out that the real daughter had been swapped at birth and taken in by a family of kind-hearted hunters. Ever since they adopted the girl, the hunters seemed to get lucky in everything—game seemed to run into the traps and nets they set, and they would find rare herbs wherever they went. Ten tears later, the Duke's family finally realized the truth that their daughter had been swapped and journeyed over a thousand miles to bring her home. After she returned to her real family, the daughter was undoubtedly spoiled rotten by every member of her family... After she grew up, Lin Qingluo excelled in martial arts and rose to the peak of the martial world. Joining the battlefield with her brothers and father, she crushed their enemies and became known as a Goddess of War, gaining countless admirers. Lord of Heavenly Secret Pavilion: Your reputation precedes you, milady—none compares to you, just as the rumors say. Chief of the Potion Valley: Your skills with medicine are extraordinary, and I defer to your expertise. I pledge my loyalty in exchange for your tutelage to practice medicine and help people. The First Prince of Qi Nation: Thank you for rescuing me. I owe you a life debt. Lin Qingluo: A clingy prince has stolen my heart, and he is all I can think about. There is no other person on my mind.
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What kind of jokes did everyone collect?

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2024-09-14 23:05

As a fan of online novels, I can share some common humorous elements and jokes in novels. In the magical world, a wand is usually a short stick made of wood or stone, but some wands have a small ball hanging from the handle. These wands are called "Wands Chasing Stars". In novels, there are often some mysterious symbols or symbols that people can't understand. However, some readers would connect these symbols and symbols to guess what they represented. In some novels, the protagonist would often encounter some strange enemies or monsters. These enemies or monsters usually had unique appearances and abilities that surprised the readers. In some novels, the protagonist would often make some unexpected actions or decisions. These actions or decisions often elicited laughter and applause from the readers. There were also some classic novel memes such as " time travel "," rebirth "," cheat ", etc. These memes often appeared in novels and often aroused the interest and curiosity of readers. Of course, there were many humorous elements and jokes in the novel that different readers might like. So if any readers want to share their favorite jokes, please let me know in the comments section. I'll try my best to share some funny jokes.

What kind of imaginative jokes did he collect?

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2024-09-21 21:39

As a fan of online literature, I have a lot of interesting stories. Some of them were humorous and creative, while others revealed the dark side of human nature. But no matter what kind of joke, they are all worthy of our appreciation and sharing. For example, there was a story about a man who was trapped on a deserted island with only water and food. He had to rely on his intelligence and creativity to survive. In the end, he successfully established a small city through invention and innovation and became the overlord of this deserted island. There was also a story about a man who found himself locked in a basement and had to use various means to escape. In the end, he successfully escaped from the basement and returned to his home through deception and wit. These jokes were all full of imagination and creativity. They not only make readers feel interesting and relaxed, but also inspire people's wisdom and creativity. Therefore, whether you were reading a novel or in your life, you should collect some of these jokes to make yourself more interesting and interesting.

What kind of jokes did everyone have?

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2024-09-21 21:56

There were many jokes in web novels that were full of holes. A protagonist encounters something similar to "time travel" in a mysterious space, so he decides to explore it. As a result, he finds that the world has become a fat, racial society in the future. The other protagonist became a person who could control the weather in a magical world. He began to use his skills to control the sun when it was sunny and the rain when it was rainy. However, his friends did not know his true identity. A protagonist traveled to a world similar to Harry Potter, but he found that he did not have a magic wand, so he began to look for a way to make himself have magic. In the end, he succeeded, but he used magic to make a toilet. A protagonist traveled to a different world where everyone had their own weapons, so he began to use his palm as a weapon. As a result, his friends thought he was very funny. The jokes in these novels were absurd and interesting, leaving a deep impression on the readers.

Collect funny jokes, good ones added!

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2024-09-26 21:05

Okay, I'll try my best to provide funny jokes. The following was a short joke: Why did the bear hug the tree and fall? Because the tree said,"Let go of me!"

Collect jokes, who gives funny jokes, and more. The points are his ~~~

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2024-09-17 23:41

I can give you some websites and resources to collect jokes. Here are some good choices: Reddit:Reddit's r/jokes subforum is a community full of funny jokes covering a variety of topics and styles. 2 Laugh Factory: This website has a special "joke library" that contains a large number of jokes and jokes. 3 Comedy Central: The "Comedy Soundtrack" section of the website is a channel full of humorous and funny content, including many jokes and short comedies. Jokescccom: This site covers all kinds of jokes, including pranks, children's jokes, brain teasers, etc. 5 Funny or Die: The content of this website is very funny, including many jokes, pranks and short comedies. The site is a social network that focuses on jokes and humorous content. Users can post and reply to jokes to gain happiness. The above websites and resources can allow you to collect a lot of funny jokes. I hope you will like them!

Who has funny jokes? Collect a few, please!

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2024-09-18 02:01

There are many funny jokes to refer to: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man thought for a moment and replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer said,"What's wrong with that?" Honesty is the greatest advantage of humans." The man asked,"Do you think I'm an advantage?" The interviewer replied,"No, you're a flaw." 3 A duck went to buy lipstick, but he bought three. The first one was painted red, the second one was painted blue, and the third one was painted yellow. As a result, his friends asked him,"What color did you paint today?" The duck replied,"I don't know. I just bought it randomly." The friends said,"Aren't you afraid of wasting so many colors?" "I'm afraid I can't find a color that suits me," said the duck. A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man asked,"Then why did you catch a bird and a rabbit?" The rabbit replied,"I just wanted to see if they could eat carrots at the same time." One day a bear walked into a bar and asked the owner,"do you have carrot juice?" "No, we only have beer and spirits," replied the bar owner. The bear asked,"Do you have a carrot bar?" "Of course not," replied the barman."We only have Bear Bar."

Collect hilarious jokes

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2024-09-22 23:06

Collect hilarious jokes: One day, a programmer went to the interviewer and asked him,"Do you know how to write a function?" The programmer replied," I know I can write a function that takes a single argument and returns another function." The interviewer asked,"Can you write this function?" The programmer replied," No, I can't. I can make a function accept a single argument and then return to another function." The interviewer asked,"What's so difficult about that?" The programmer replied," The hard part is that I can make this function accept a single argument and then return a list of functions." The interviewer was shocked and asked the programmer,"Can you let me demonstrate?" The programmer replied," Of course I can. I can make a function accept a single argument and then return a list of functions." So the interviewer wrote a function and showed the programmer how to write it. The programmer looked at the presentation and suddenly laughed." This function takes a single argument and returns a list containing the function. This is a joke about a list function!"

Collect humorous jokes

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2024-09-17 00:48

When you are faced with a constantly updated worldview and a powerful creative online world, every day may be an opportunity for a new story to begin. Here are some humorous jokes from the online world that I hope can help you start a new story: 1 " Why are all the videos on the Internet like this?" someone asked. 2 "How hard is it to find a cute key person on the Internet?" someone answered. 3 "When can we make the characters on the Internet have real meaning?" someone asked. 4 " If I can get all the videos on the Internet, we can build a world." someone said. 5 " Are key people on the Internet usually like this?" someone asked. "Why are advertisements on the Internet always like this?" someone asked. 7 " If I can gamble on the Internet, we can gamble the world." someone said. "Why is the news on the Internet always like this?" someone asked. If I can train myself on the Internet, we can become better people." someone said. 10 "Why is the connection on the Internet always like this?" someone asked. In general, the Internet was an environment full of possibilities and meaning, but it was also full of constantly updated technology and creativity. I hope these humorous stories can help you start a new story and let you have a good time in the online world!

Collect a few jokes

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2024-09-15 16:53

A joke is a humorous expression often used to make fun of others or to make them laugh. A joke could also refer to something funny. If you want to collect a few jokes, you can search for joke resources on the Internet or write some jokes yourself to share. However, please be careful to use civilized language and not use insulting language or jokes that cause others to feel uncomfortable.

What jokes did you collect that made you laugh?

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2024-09-14 23:29

As a fan of online literature, I have a very rich collection of jokes. Here are a few jokes that make me laugh: I thought that if I had a girlfriend, wouldn't it be good if I served her tea, poured water, washed dishes, and cooked? In the end, when I saw her looking for a partner for me! I used to think that I was a cool person, but later I found out that I was just a cool boy who couldn't sing. I used to think that love was very simple, but later I found out that I had the wrong person. My love was just a dream. I used to think that money was very important, but later I found out that I didn't even have money. What else was important? I used to think that life was very complicated, but later I found out that life didn't love me at all when I died simply. These were some of the more hilarious online novels, hoping to make you laugh.

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