Yes, the madman in the novel " Rogue Emperor's Teacher " liked to tell jokes, so much so that even the big shots thought he was a rogue.
The following were all funny jokes: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" 2 went to a bar alone and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but the man kept crying,"Don't take me back to the zoo!" "Why are you going to the zoo?" His friend asked in surprise. The man replied,"Didn't I tell you? I'm dead drunk. You take him back to the zoo so I can go see lions and tigers!" A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately let go of the rabbit and the bird flew away. The man was very angry and asked the rabbit,"why did you fly away?" The rabbit replied,"I wanted to eat carrots, so I went to look for it."
😋I recommend the following novels to you. I hope you like them: 1. " High Cutie Warning: Wangye, Princess Consort Attacks Ahead ": 1v1 hilarious favorite article, the sad process of the cold and aloof Wangye pouncing on the stupid and cute princess. 2. " Evil King's Favor: Medical Special Agent Concubine ": A special forces soldier who is proficient in medical skills transmigrated and married a black-bellied prince with a crippled leg and disfigured face. From then on, the prince's palace report was wonderful. 3. " Stupid King Loves Love: Ghost Doctor Steals Concubine ": He is the " stupid " king who loves his wife. She is the Stealing Doctor Concubine who loves money as much as her life. Sometimes, they also have the same hobbies, such as abuse, scheming, and pretending to be crazy. 4. [The Princess Consort Is Beautiful and Wild]: Once I've Transmigrated, the Wheel System is in my hands! The system rewards are so many that you'll doubt your life! Jin Se laughed happily. This princess is beautiful and wild. If you are not convinced, come and fight! I hope you like my recommendation.😗
😋According to your needs, I can recommend you a few funny novels about rebirth. The first was " The Strongest Godfather of Rebirth ". The main character was a man who suffered from a terminal illness. However, after he was reborn, he became very powerful and became the strongest. The second was " Rebirth of a Beautiful Boy in Tokyo ". The main character was reborn into a beautiful boy in Tokyo and came with an all-rounded system. The third was " Flawless Code ". The main character was reborn into a boy in another world after a car accident. The fourth was " The Rebirth of a Big Boss ". The protagonist was a story of a big boss who had no feelings. The fifth was " Xi's Journey to the Other World ". The protagonist was reborn in the other world to find a way to break it. The sixth was " The Nine Revolutions Mysterious Art of Rebirth ". The protagonist obtained the Nine Revolutions Mysterious Art and used it to suppress the elites of the Hundred Clans. The seventh was " The Rebirth of the Tang Monk, Cute ". The protagonist was a drunken and the softest Tang Monk. The eighth was " My Daughter Is a Reborn Powerhouse," which told the story of Chu Tianhe meeting his daughter who claimed to be a Reborn Powerhouse. The ninth was " The Reborn Prince," which told the story of a petty, two-faced, funny, and fickle prince. The last was " A scumbag in the Immortal World at the beginning of the game, chased by the Empress for a thousand years!" Long Xiaokong chose to be the villain because the empress was chasing him. I hope you like my recommendation.😗
As a fan of online literature, I have accumulated a lot of knowledge about online literature and humorous jokes. Here are some examples: If you can't give your woman a wedding dress, then don't stop your hands from unbuttoning her clothes! - "Why the Silent Flute" I didn't know that I would marry anyone but you, but now I realize that you're marrying that tree! - Biography of Chu Qiao No woman wants to talk about history with me unless I want to prove that I'm ignorant! - Battle Through the Heavens I planted a sunflower, hoping it would grow a sun! - "Thousand Bones of Flowers" Woman, you are so easily deceived because men know you too well! - Ode to Joy I didn't know I would marry anyone but you, but now I realize you're marrying that taxi! - "Why the Silent Flute" If a man can't give you a sense of security, then he will definitely make you feel that he can conquer the world! - Three Lives Three Lives Ten Miles Peach Blossom Don't always be your whole world, your man is your most important person! - Ode to Joy I hope these jokes can give you some sense of humor and a relaxed mood!
Of course. Here are a few jokes about interviews: 1 Why do interviewers always ask "Do you have any questions for me?" Because they wanted to hear that your biggest question was that you had no questions about your class. Why do some people show a strange expression during the interview? Because they might be thinking,"How should I answer this question? I'm ready, but that doesn't mean I really want to ask anything." 3 How to answer the interviewer's question in the interview "What do you think is your greatest strength?" "I'm a very confident person." The interviewer may ask,"How do you think this confidence is cultivated?" "I've been training like this since I was young." I hope these jokes will make you laugh and remind you to maintain a confident and positive attitude during the interview.
The following are some recommended collections of funny novels: 1. " Old Wang and His Wife's Funny Stories Collection ": This collection was a collection of funny family stories that made people laugh out loud. 2. " Family Jokes, 11 Classic Family Jokes, Anyway, I Laughed ": This book contains 11 family jokes, guaranteed to make you laugh nonstop. Information on other related comic collections could not be found for the time being.
Here are some recommendations for funny novels: 1. "Comedy Casual Man"(Author: Mr. Jing Xin): This is a funny novel that is called a revolutionary work. The writing style is top-notch, and the joke is from beginning to end. Although the author was a part-time writer, this book was recommended as the first. 2. "The First Chaos in History"(Author: Zhang Xiaohua): This is a classic in the world of comedy. Although the author's later works are not as good as this book, this novel is still full of jokes, making the readers laugh. 3. "The Romance of the University of Science and Technology"(Author: Zhang Tao): Although this prehistoric comedy classic was gradually forgotten, you can still feel its funny power when you read it today. 4. [Otaku Witch (Author: Unknown): This is a funny two-dimensional novel. The main character is a female character. The setting is unique. Almost the entire world is filled with witches.] The protagonist in the story was very talented, but his thoughts were different, which surprised everyone. 5. "The Strongest Anti-Trickery System"(Author: Unknown): This is a novel that focuses on acting cool and being funny. The whole book is full of funny points and makes people laugh. Please note that the above recommendations are for reference only.
Here are a few funny mid-length jokes: A mathematician was chatting with his friend in a coffee shop. His friend asked the mathematician,"Do you know why 314 is a special number?" The mathematician thought for a moment and replied," Because it is 10 times more than 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 15, 18, 21, 24, 26, 30, 31, 34, 36, 39, 42, 45, 48, 50, 52, 55, 58, 61, 63, 67, 69, 72, 75, 78, 80, 83, 84, 86, 90, 93, 96!" One day, a programmer went to a bar to drink. His friend asked him,"Why don't you become a programmer if you're so good at programming?" The programmer replied,"I don't want humans to control me. I like to control myself." A man went to see a psychiatrist and said,"I feel very lonely and no one understands me." The psychiatrist replied,"You can try to keep in touch with your friends or go to some social activities." The man replied,"But I don't want to hurt them. I don't want them to know how I feel." The psychiatrist replied,"You don't have to force yourself to socialize. You can try writing a diary to record your feelings so that you can understand yourself better." A man went to the doctor and said,"My head hurts like it's been hit by a hammer." The doctor replied,"You can try to rest or do some physical therapy." The man replied,"But I don't want physical therapy. I think it will hurt me." The doctor replied,"You don't have to force yourself to do physical therapy. You can try taking some headache medicine so that you can relieve the pain."
Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
Yes, I recommend the two books,"Spiritual Master Scroll" and "Other People Raise Venomous Insects, I Cultivate My Body", to you. " The Cleric's Book " was a fantasy-historical-mythological novel. It told the story of the intertwining of spiritual seeds and conspiracies in the spirit world, and the crisis of the Cleric was unknowingly approaching. " Other People Raise Venomous Insects, I Cultivate My Body " was a fantasy novel about a different world. It was very interesting to capture different venomous insects to strengthen oneself and defeat the enemy. I hope you like my recommendation.😗