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Who can tell me the funniest long joke!

2024-09-19 09:04
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I will try my best to tell a long and funny joke. The following was a classic joke: One day, a bird flew into an orchard. He saw a sheep lying on the ground and asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!"

The Long-awaited Mr Han

The Long-awaited Mr Han

"Take me in, I'll do anything you want me to!" In her previous life, Lu Man is sent to prison after being framed by her step-sister and an asshole. After being released from prison, the only thing that greets her is her mother's tombstone. Seeing the asshole and bitch getting happily along together like one big family with her birth father and step-mother, she sets out to die together with the asshole and her step-sister in fiery flames. The moment she opens her eyes again, she finds herself back on the very day she was framed. Resolutely jumping out the window and climbing next door, she seeks refuge from the man occupying the room there. But who would have guessed that the man is the brilliant hunk she has always admired from afar in her past life? She vows to rub her eyes clean and be more discerning of people. She wants to make everyone who owed her in the past to pay her back! "Young Master Han, can you let me hug your other arm too?" "Actually, I have one more, do you want it?" "…"
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3588 Chs
The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

Lin Xinlan, who possessed both spatial and wood manipulation abilities, was betrayed by her boyfriend and best friend. They had drugged her and sent her to a laboratory to become a test specimen all for the sake of a month’s worth of food supply. Having suffered both physical and mental torture, she chose to self-destruct, taking the lab researchers down with her! When she woke up again, she found herself in another era as a twelve-year-old girl named Lin Yuelan.When Lin Yuelan was nine years old, a Taoist who had been begging for water asserted that she would grow up to jinx her husband! Rumors spread and the assertion of her jinxing her husband turned into jinxing her parents, to her relatives, then her friends, and eventually she was said to be a jinx of the world. Her grandparents, uncles, and awful relatives were terrified of being jinxed to death, so they resolutely severed ties with nine-year-old Lin Yuelan. They removed her from the family register and made her live on her own. Her foolish father had obeyed the clan’s wishes, her mother was a crying mess, and her siblings couldn’t do anything to help. Being separated from the family at nine years old, she was given a shabby and shaky little hut, one paddy field, and two dry fields as severance compensation. From then on, the Lin family had nothing to do with Lin Yuelan, and Lin Yuelan became a girl with no background. She warily reached the age of twelve, but accidentally offended the village’s bully. The bully’s comrade eventually beat her to death, and that allowed Lin Xinlan to transmigrate onto her.“I have spatial abilities, and the world will be mine! Watch as I, Lin Xinlan, command authority wherever I go, and become a supreme being!”
4.3
2070 Chs
A Necromancer Who Just Wants to Plant Trees

A Necromancer Who Just Wants to Plant Trees

Matthew found himself transported to a game world. He realized that there seemed to be something wrong with his system. [Class: Necromancer Quest: Planting Trees Goal: 1000 trees Reward: Summoning 'Skeleton Dragon' & a large amount of EXP] From then on, a Necromancer who believed in balance even more than a Druid was born.
4.4
1676 Chs
The Sage Who Transcended Samsara

The Sage Who Transcended Samsara

I care not of my past and neither of my future. Conquering all heroes and foes while looking with disdain at the horrors of the Samsara, I yearn only for a life of thrilling wonders! History will repeat itself after many ages as the menace of the Great Calamity rises once more. Which will rise with triumph in the face of adversity; the Golden Form of the Great Buddha or the invincible Heavenly Taoist Form? Which will seize all glory amidst all struggles; The Buddha's Palms or the Seven Strokes of Heaven's Interception? From the sanctum of the Shaolin Temple, Meng Qi's adventures and struggles through the Samsara begin as we follow his climb to claim the title of "the Unrivaled and the Invincible One"!
4.0
1411 Chs
The daughter of a wealthy family who had been reborn earned a lot of money

The daughter of a wealthy family who had been reborn earned a lot of money

Her wedding had also become her funeral. Her stepsister and her fianc�� had gotten together at some point in time. It turned out that they had been the ones who had done it all along. She had been disfigured, raped, plagiarized, and her father had died in an accident.. All of this.. It turned out that they were the ones who had done it all. She really regretted trusting the wrong person and misunderstanding the person who loved her... ... After being reborn, she returned to her high school days. She became a Straight-a student, won a grand prize, fought against the stepsister, confessed to the scumbag, and got lost. Her sister's lies were all broken. Faced with the shadow of rape, she came to recruit them. The chicken was braised with mushrooms, and a grand party was held. She made a name for herself. She was strong. She opened a shop, bought land, and earned a lot of money to be a boss But in front of him, she was a little woman that he doted on. "Hei di, madam ran out again. She said she wanted to earn a lot of money to buy milk powder. " Blue veins popped up on the man's forehead. "Here it comes again. Bring her back and open a bank for her. "
4.2
1349 Chs
Those Classmates who Suddenly Disappeared

Those Classmates who Suddenly Disappeared

An unexpected journey took a group of university students into a secret room from which, upon returning, they began to disappear one by one. In order to unravel the mystery, they joined forces, traversing heaven and earth, diving deep into seas, crossing the farthest corners of the world, and even daring to time travel, only to find that behind each puzzle lay yet another.
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1343 Chs

Tell me the funniest nascar joke you know.

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2024-11-26 06:40

This one is really funny. What did the nascar driver say to his car? 'You're my ride or die... literally!'

Can you tell me what you think is the funniest joke?

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2024-09-17 17:20

Of course! This was a classic joke: One day, a snail went to the seaside to pick up shells. It picked up a shell and put it in its pocket. Then the snail began to walk forward, put his shell in his pocket, and walked forward again. He repeated it many times until he reached a completely different place. Only then did it realize that its shell was missing! The snail was very anxious and began to look around. In the end, it found a shell, but it was a completely different color from the shell in its pocket. So the snail thought of a new method: it took the shell out of the pocket and put it in another pocket, then took it out and put it in another pocket, and so on. Finally, it found a shell of the same color as the one in its pocket. The snail finally understood that he should put the shell back in his pocket instead of walking forward to get the same color as the shell in his pocket.

Please give me the funniest joke

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2024-09-18 14:45

Two bears were walking in the forest when one of them said,"Hey, do you see that brown thing?" The other bear replied,"Oh, you mean the brown bear?" The first bear said,"No, I mean the brown tree." It's a simple joke, but it shows a simple truth: sometimes we may describe something in the wrong way, but we all know the truth.

Tell me a joke that you think is the funniest. (Note: Only one!)

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2024-09-14 10:02

I will recommend the funniest joke. One day, a mathematician and his friend went to watch a movie. While they were waiting for the movie to start, the mathematician asked his friend,"do you know why mathematicians like to go to the movies?" His friend was a little confused but still replied,"Don't you know why?" The mathematician replied," Because movies are a way for people to relax and mathematics is a way for people to relax." His friend was very surprised, but he still tried to understand what the mathematician was saying. Finally, he understood what the mathematician meant and smiled." Oh, I see. You mean mathematicians like to watch movies because they like to relax and you don't." The mathematician replied," No, I mean mathematics is a way for me to relax." This joke used the similarities between mathematics and movies to express this concept in a humorous way. I hope you like it!

Tell me more Hindi long joke stories.

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2024-11-28 14:17

A man went to a Hindi magician. He said, 'I want you to make my dog disappear.' The magician said, 'Sure, but it will cost you 100 rupees.' The man paid. The magician then took a big cloth, put it over the dog, said some magic words, and then removed the cloth. The dog was still there. The magician said, 'Your dog didn't disappear because it was too attached to you. Try to be a bit more detached next time.' The man was so angry but it was also quite funny.

I can't laugh at any joke recently. Can you tell me the funniest joke you think? Thank you.

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2024-09-17 05:38

Of course. Here's what I think is the funniest joke: One day, a programmer walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He took a sip and noticed that the waiter had been walking around the table as if he was looking for something. The programmer asked the waiter curiously,"What are you doing?" "I'm testing our program to see if it works," the waiter replied. The programmer was very surprised and said,"Your program can work normally. Do you still need to tune it?" The waiter replied,"of course. How can we provide service if it doesn't work properly?"

Who can tell me a super funny joke?

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2024-09-12 05:42

A duck went to a bar and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at the duck's house, his friend tried to help the duck to the door, but the duck kept struggling and even pushed his friend to the ground. At last, the duck said,"Do you know why I'm a duck?" Because I'm a bird, but I married a pig!"

I want the funniest joke

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2024-09-15 20:24

Alright, here's an extremely funny joke: Why is Sun Wukong able to defeat Buddha but Tang Sanzang is powerless? This was because Sun Wukong could eat meat while Tang Sanzang could not.

Where was the funniest joke, the most classic joke, and the most humorous joke of 2011?

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2024-09-07 08:22

I can't provide any jokes or humorous information about 2011 because my knowledge ends in 2021. However, I can tell you some classic jokes and humorous information. I hope you will like it. - One of the most famous jokes is "Why won't a bird get electrocuted when it stands on a wire?" Because it was not grounded. - Humor often came from unexpected answers or funny scenes. - Interesting conversations and plots were also a form of humor. - Some humor techniques include the use of puns, metaphor, exaggeration, and sarcasm. I hope these tips are helpful to you!

What are the funniest kids joke stories?

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2024-12-15 08:48

There's also this joke. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! This joke is funny because it gives a personified reason for the tomato to turn red. Kids can easily picture a shy tomato blushing when it sees the salad dressing which is a very comical image. It also uses a bit of creativity in coming up with an unusual cause for a natural phenomenon like a tomato changing color.

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