Do you have any short stories about potatoes?

A cat goes to the vet. The vet says 'I'm sorry, but we're going to have to put you down.' The cat says 'Why? I'm fine!' The vet says 'Because you're a cat, and cats are evil.' The cat says 'But I'm a nice cat!' The vet says 'Sorry, but it's the law.'

"I recommend" Heavenly Concubine "and" First Marriage and Love: Exclusive to Iceberg Husband "to you. These two novels are both ancient romance novels. There are many plots about marriage and are worth reading. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

I don't think it will meet your needs, but I will try my best to recommend a novel that is most relevant to your description."Abduct a Merman as a Husband" is a novel by author Yu Xiaofeng. The general plot of this novel is: Legend had it that in the depths of the Southern Sea, there lived the merfolk clan. Legend had it that they had human heads and fish bodies, and were the darlings of the sea. The world gave the most beautiful description of this race. They said that mermaids had blue hair and blue eyes, had the most exquisite appearance and the most beautiful singing voice in the world. The tears of mermaids could turn into beautiful mermaid tears that were crystal clear and beautiful. … However, legends were legends, how could there be mermen in these six worlds? ---------------------------- "Mermen in the Deep Sea" was a short story written by the author, Xia Qingzhi. The general plot of this novel was: In the story, there was a Dragon Silk Palace. In the Dragon Silk Palace, there was a rumored beautiful celestial mermaid. The young girl and the merman met in the palace, she fell in love with the merman at first sight. There was a kind of lucky person in the world who could find a partner that was naturally compatible. There was no need to run into each other, no need to argue, and they could be happy together. Unfortunately, the young girl and the merman did not belong to that type. No matter how one looked at them, they were not suitable. However, fortunately, they did not give up in the end. After a very, very long time, they were carved into completely different appearances by their experiences. They worked hard to love each other and finally could be together. ---------------------------- "There Will Be Spring for Mermen" was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Xiao Xianer. The general plot of this novel was: In the new book,"Don't panic, my mother and I will dress up as the daughter-in-law of the Marquis 'Mansion", a little mermaid actually has the bloodline of the dragon race? He wanted to follow the mermaid in the fairy tale to find the prince, but he accidentally started a magical journey. He stepped through the fog and revealed the mystery of his life step by step. He watched the merman of the South Sea, Yu Wuqi, who was an orphan since birth. How did he turn his bones into a dragon step by step, following the fate of his previous life and this life, reversing the life of a useless fish, and finally getting a lover to be a family... ---------------------------- "Hunting for the Sharks and Sharks" was a fantasy romance novel written by the author. The general plot of this novel was: It was said that there was a merman outside the South China Sea whose tears turned into pearls that were priceless. Eating its meat had the effect of longevity. In the early years of Tianhua, the emperor was obsessed with the art of immortality. He specially ordered Wu Zhenyang to lead 3,000 sorcerers into the South China Sea to search for traces of the mermen, but he found nothing. ---------------------------- The Mermaid Princess was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Iris Allure. The general plot of this novel was: She was the purple-eyed girl who was despised by the people of the present world. She was known by all living beings as the woman of misfortune, who brought disaster to everyone. Her parents abandoned her, and the world could not tolerate her. Her life of suffering was accompanied by thorns, blood and tears. When the pain spread to heaven and hell, when the hatred reached the ends of the world, when I woke up in the quiet dawn, fate was the kite in my hand. If I wanted to, I would take it, and if I didn't want to, I would release it. No one could stop him! I want to be reborn in the light, with the aura of darkness, purple eyes flying, laughing proudly in the world. He was a little black fish that she had saved when she was young. She had accidentally lost him. Many years later, when she fell off the cliff and fell asleep in the silver lotus dream, he held her hand and promised her eternal love. If the world doesn't tolerate you, I will destroy the mortal world. If the world betrays you, I will betray the world for you. There's nothing in this world that I can't do for you. As long as you're by my side, what's the difference between the ends of the earth, mountains of blades, and seas of flames? I've always wanted you, the one who told me that Xiaoyu was still here. The one with no haze in his eyes, the one with a smile that surpassed the stars, the one with picturesque features. If your request is reasonable, I'll give you two if you want one. If your request is unreasonable, I'll be an unreasonable king for you. ---------------------------- "Beautiful Mermaid" was a modern romance novel written by the author, Tian Lai. The general plot of this novel was: The mermaid pearl reappeared in the human world. Ye Shen 'er, a mermaid, joined the crowd to get the pearl back. She accidentally entered the museum to work and met Yi Zhilong, a small staff member. In the process of protecting cultural relics, she slowly fell in love with him. However, she was discovered to be a mermaid. A war between humans and mermaids was imminent... ---------------------------- The Tear of the Mermaid Princess was a short story written by Man Wei. The general plot of the novel was: In the mid-to-late 21st century, the environment on Earth deteriorated and the mermaid race suffered from environmental pollution. In order to escape from marriage, the Mermaid Princess took refuge on land. The Mermaid King sent his subordinates to retrieve the princess. At the same time, the Prime Minister Turtle of the Mermaid Kingdom plotted a coup and usurped the throne. He sent soldiers ashore to kill the princess and planned to attack humans to rule the earth. The Mermaid Princess met the loser male protagonist on the shore, but she was taken in by the rich second generation, and a love triangle was played out. The king's subordinates from the bottom of the sea and Prime Minister Turtle's villains who were in charge of hunting them down had all kinds of ridiculous stories on land. Could earthlings compete with the undersea people for dominance? Would the Mermaid Princess and the loser have eternal love? ---------------------------- "Return of Loser: The Mermaid Queen of the Underworld King" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Gongsun Lajiao 01. The general plot of this novel was: He was the unlucky son who was chased out of the Dragon Palace. She was the useless princess of the merfolk clan. Let's see how they join forces, an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth… ---------------------------- "Mermaid's Tears: Prison of the Earth" was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Jam A. The general plot of this novel was: [New article,"Mr. Qin, Please Be More Restrained". Please add it to your collection and support!] [The full text of 'Tears of the Mermaid' is being revised. Welcome to the collection. Read the full text after the revision is completed!] [1v1, Two Pure, Two Strong He, Double Female Lead VS Double Identity Male Lead][Multiple characters, multiple identities, please rest assured and enter the pit] Huang Ying Yue, she killed courtiers, snatched the emperor, lectured the empress, and forced her to abdicate. No one dares to provoke him if he does whatever he wants. If he is good at politics, he will die if he is provoked! Yu Long was a peerless beauty with strong spiritual power and was invincible in the world. He once loved her and hated her, but in the end, he still chose to pursue his wife. "Jiaojiao ~" A jokingly endearment, and from then on, the two of them entangled. Joke was it, true love was it, and even the silly only thought about it. "I guarantee that you won't have to worry. That's good." A drop of mermaid's tear, from then on, love and hate came one after another. I used it to protect you, hated it for protecting you, and feared that it would no longer be able to protect you for me. ---------------------------- "Genius Concubine: Mermaid Husband, Gently Spoiled" was a fantasy romance novel written by the author Yan Zhai. The general plot of this novel was: Marry the Third Prince of the Mermen Clan of Eastern Sea? Yu Hua thought to herself, I'm still a genius girl of the East Sea's Spirit Cultivation Clan. En, she decisively ran away from the marriage and took Xiang 'er to travel around the human world.

There are many short stories about mothers. Here are a few examples: Mother's Love: This is a short story about a little boy who lost his mother when he was young, but his mother has always supported him silently and cared for him. In the end, the little boy successfully proved his ability and received his mother's recognition and praise. Mother's Worry: This story tells the relationship between a little girl and her mother. The little girl's mother was someone who cared about her very much. No matter where the little girl went, her mother would always support her silently. When her mother passed away, the little girl felt that she could no longer find the support and love that her mother had. Mother's Ring: This story is about a little boy's mother who gave him a ring and told him that this ring was the last gift she left him. The little boy cherished the ring and realized that his mother's love had not left him. Mother's Last Words: This story is about a little girl's mother who left her last words after her death. The last words told her that no matter where she went, her mother would always support her and that she could return to her mother's side at any time. The little girl followed her mother's last words and became a successful lawyer. These stories show the importance and influence of mothers to their children, and also reveal the feelings and experiences of people when they lose their loved ones.

😋I recommend the following two short stories: 1. [Old Ci of the Mountains and Seas]: It narrates a battle between the common people. A child who salvages souls from a ship and a prisoner who is imprisoned meet and get to know each other. In order to write the end of their own destiny, they spend their entire lives. This was an ancient romance novel. The plot was quite compact, and the characters were quite three-dimensional. 2. If I Become a Memory: The story of a woman's love for a Prince Charming. This was a short story, a short story. The plot was simple but beautiful and moving. If you want a relaxing and heartwarming novel, this book is perfect for you. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

😋I recommend the following short films to you: 1. Starting from Bilibili to Shoot Ghost Movies: This was a suspense-mystery novel that described the story of the protagonist Zhang En using Bilibili to shoot all kinds of scary short films. 2. "I Would Never Record This Self-narration": This was a sci-fi novel about a mysterious APP installed on a phone. There was only one short film in it, and it was actually Fang Mu's last words recorded for himself. Every last word seemed to be the beginning of a nightmare and tragedy. 3. "I let you film a graduation film, and you won the Golden Bear Award?" This was a novel about an urban and entertainment star. The protagonist, Lu Changnian, was doing very well in the directing world. However, after traveling back in time to 2002, he became a directing student who wanted to shoot a graduation short film. From then on, he began his own path of growth. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

😋I recommend the following two novels to you: 1. "Haunted House Night Talks" was a collection of horror stories. Every story in it was extremely scary and would definitely stimulate your nerves. 2. "Wild Deer's convenience store" was a super short story, but it was extremely scary. It told the most terrifying things in human life. I hope you won't read alone at night... I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

Yes. A husband bought his wife a beautiful dress as a surprise. When she saw it, she thought he was hinting that she needed to dress better. She got mad at first. But when he explained it was just because he saw it and thought it would look amazing on her, she felt silly and they had a good laugh.

Yes. There is a short story about a young immigrant who was determined to learn English. He started from very basic words and phrases, practicing every day. He was shy at first but forced himself to talk to native speakers. Eventually, his English improved a great deal and he was able to get a good job.

Hey, I have two relaxing school ghost stories to recommend to you! The first book was " It's All Because of Willfulness." It was about the first male god on campus being attracted to the female protagonist, but the female protagonist provoked something, causing the male god and the female protagonist to face ghosts together. The second book was " The Quick Terror Plan." It was about the female protagonist playing different roles in different worlds. She faced various terrifying incidents and solved mysteries. It was easier and not too scary. I hope you will like these novels.😗