1 True, true, true After the two of them died, the money would be wasted. Give me a chance and I will make you the richest person in the world. After four people die, their hair will turn white. The five signs before death were smelly feet, bad breath, cough, constipation, and headache. After the six people died, the money could be wasted because the inheritance had all been donated to charity. 7 True, true, true. The symptoms of the eight people before death were: dry mouth, bad breath, abdominal distension, loss of appetite, and decreased libido. After the nine people died, the money could be wasted because the inheritance had all been donated to the temple. After 10 people die, their hair will turn white but thicker.
Here is one. A parrot was in a pet store and it kept saying, 'I'm a tough guy!' A little boy came in and said, 'Are you really?' The parrot replied, 'You bet! I've been in more fights than you've had hot dinners!' The boy laughed and said, 'But you're just a parrot in a cage.' The parrot quickly said, 'Well, I could still take you on!'
No problem! The following was an interesting joke from a novel: Q: Why can't a starfish be the sun? [A: Because it will only smoke.] (Note: This is a homonym joke."Starfish" can be homonym for "starfish smoke"."Smoke" means burning, so "starfish can't be the sun" means "starfish can't smoke, so can't be the sun")
Well, there were two gay guys who adopted a cat. They named it 'Glamour Puss'. Whenever they had guests over, the cat would strut around like it owned the place, just like them. It was a running joke among their friends that the cat was the third member of their fabulous trio.
Joke: What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. As for a two - sentence funny story: A man tried to catch some fog. He mist. Another one could be: A book just fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame.
Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. And a two - sentence funny story: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
I can recommend some long jokes for you. I hope you will like them! Why can't pigs climb trees? Because it was too heavy, the roots could not take root. Why does the chicken crow early? Because it wanted to seize the breakfast market share before the rabbit. Why do ducks have no legs? Because they had two wings and a neck. Why do dogs chase chickens? Because they were playing chase and the chickens wanted to stop and rest for a while. Why do bears box? Because they felt that they were too fat and needed to exercise.
A story about transmigration: One day, an ordinary person named Jack transmigrated to a strange world. He realized that the people in this world were very boring. They only knew how to read, write, and couldn't even walk. Jack was so confused that he decided to explore this world. Jack found that the people in this world lived in a big city. The city was very prosperous and there were many kinds of people. He met a girl named Amy. Amy was a very smart and brave girl. She could make all kinds of wonderful dishes. Jack and Amy had a lot of good times together. They explored the city together and tasted all kinds of delicious food together. They found that the people in this city were very friendly. They helped each other and lived together. However, as time passed, Jack discovered that there were also some evil people in this world. They liked to destroy and hurt innocent people. The people of this city gradually realized these problems and began to resist these evil people. Finally, Jack and Amy formed a team together, determined to destroy these evil people and save the people of this city. After many difficult battles, they finally defeated the evil people and the city returned to a state of peace and tranquility. This story tells us that even if we cross into a new world, as long as we are brave and kind, we can overcome difficulties and achieve our goals.
Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
Here's a joke. Two gay men were arguing about who was the better cook. One said, 'I can make the most amazing soufflé.' The other replied, 'Well, I can make a quiche that'll make you forget all about soufflés!' And they both ended up laughing and cooking together.
I can tell you some funny jokes! Why do some people always desperately pursue money and success? Because they didn't know that money and success wouldn't pursue them at all. There was a man who was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. Why do some people always desperately pursue love? Because they didn't know that love wouldn't pursue them at all. A man went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't think there's anything wrong with it." The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." Why do some people always desperately pursue comfort? Because they didn't know that comfort wouldn't pursue them at all.