Please tell me 10 super funny jokes.

1. A woman and her boyfriend are dating. Boyfriend: Your hairstyle is so unique! Girlfriend: Where? Boyfriend: Just like a lion! Girlfriend: Ah! No, you're my lion! One day, Cao Cao brought his son Cao Ang, his brother Cao Hong, and his favorite Sima Yi to a bar for a drink. Cao Cao said,"The lights here are very suitable for the four of us to illuminate our lives together." Sima Yi thought for a moment and said,"Why don't the four of us light up the bar together!" In an interview, the interviewer asked,"If you were considering whether to give up your mother tongue, what language would you choose?" One candidate replied,"I will choose English because if I give up English now, I may have to give up my mother tongue in the future." Interviewer: (silent for a moment) Then he said, You are still far from passing the interview. Don't think about this question for now. Xiaoming went on a trip and saw a fish in a hotel. It could actually talk! It said,"Hello, this is a hotel. I can't swim. Can you throw me out?" One day, Tang Sanzang and his disciples met a rabbit on their way to the Western Paradise to obtain Buddhist scriptures. "Are you a rabbit?" Tang Sanzang asked the rabbit. The rabbit replied,"No, I'm a monk." "Then are you Tang Sanzang?" The rabbit replied,"No, I'm a rabbit." Tang Sanzang thought for a while and finally couldn't help but laugh."Aren't you talking nonsense? Of course you know you're a rabbit!"

Of course! Here are a few super funny jokes: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man thought for a moment and replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't think there's anything wrong with that because I told you honestly." The interviewer was silent for a while and then said,"I think your biggest shortcoming is that you're too honest." A rabbit walked into a bakery and asked the bakery,"do you have carrot bread?" "No, we only have bread and desserts," replied the bread master. The rabbit left. The next day the rabbit went into the bakery again and asked,"do you have carrot bread?" "I told you yesterday that we don't have carrot bread," replied the bread master. The rabbit left again. On the third day, the rabbit came again and asked the same question. This time the bread master was a little impatient and said,"I told you yesterday we don't have carrot bread, not today, not tomorrow, and if you ask me that again I'll stuff your ears with carrots!" The rabbit left again. On the fourth day, the rabbit came again and asked,"Do you have any carrots?" "No," replied the bread master. The rabbit asked again,"Do you have any carrot bread for your ears?" I hope these jokes will make you laugh!

1. Why can Nobita only score 30 points in each exam? Because the teacher explained the questions once and I heard it! If I shouted "I love you" to the sky and jumped into the river, would you love me? If you know, help me call a DiDi! 3 Xiaoming went to watch a movie. Why was the movie called "Perturbed"? Because Little Ming kept calling him Gong. Why does a straw sing? Because it sucked in music. If I won five million, how would I spend it? I'll save it first and get a DiDi to transfer the rest of the money to me.

An example of a funny twist is as follows: 1 "Why do some people live as if they are dead?" "Because when they were alive, there was no one like you who was alive." " I used to think that I was someone who could control my snacks until I opened a bag of chips and became a potato chip glutton." " I used to think I was cool enough to do everything by myself. Until I met my girl and became a lonely fool." " I thought I could save the world until I met the girl who belonged to me and became a helpless savior." " I used to think that I was strong enough to fight against the whole world. Until I met the girl who belonged to me and became a fragile single dog." These jokes all contained some funny elements that made people laugh through unexpected twists.

Alright, I can try to prepare a long joke for you. Please note that this is a humorous joke that may make some people feel uncomfortable or awkward. So please make sure that you and I can both enjoy this joke. A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" Then the bird flew into a bakery and saw a sheep lying on the ground. It asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the bread," answered the sheep."It hasn't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you take a bite of the biscuit?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much better than bread!" Then the bird flew to a bar and saw a sheep lying on the ground. It asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the beer," answered the sheep."It hasn't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you take a bite of the bar juice?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They taste much better than beer and juice!" At last the bird flew to a casino and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so it asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'm waiting to eat these stakes," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you take a bite of the casino card?" "I'd better wait for the apples to fall," answered the sheep."They taste better than stakes and cards!"

Joke: I'm on a 30 - day diet. So far I've lost 15 days. Story: A girl decided to go on a diet and she threw out all the junk food in her house. But then she realized she had thrown out her roommate's stash too and had to deal with an angry roommate.

Here is a funny joke story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Just kidding! He really just walked into a grocery store. But it's a play on words that makes it funny.

I can't provide dirty jokes as they are inappropriate. However, I can tell you a funny clean story. Once there was a clumsy magician. He was performing a magic trick to make a rabbit disappear, but instead, he accidentally made his assistant disappear and the rabbit was left sitting on his head, looking very confused. Everyone in the audience burst into laughter.

Here is a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Alright, I can tell you a few jokes! Why do starfish like to dance? Because they like to dance at the bottom of the sea and feel like the most beautiful dancers in the world. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab hamburgers and felt like the greatest constables in the world. Why do pigs like to sing? Because they liked to sing " Humph, Humph, Haxi " and felt like they were the most talented singers in the world. Why do rabbits like to run? Because they like to run " rabbits " and feel like the most agile athletes in the world.